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drink and still function as much as i can it's obvious that this avatar is a party bot 01:27.180 --> 01:33.720 and Dave Weiss i believe that the the towers were taken down by directed energy that no planes 01:33.720 --> 01:39.180 were on 9-11 that no kids died at sandy hook nobody got injured at boston the paris was fake 01:39.900 --> 01:44.420 sanbernadino was fake and the earth is flat i'm crazy 01:48.060 --> 01:54.320 show me the funny thing is that kind of sounds like kaitlyn jenner and that 01:54.880 --> 02:00.120 i just believe that the world is flat and the boston bombing didn't happen and i've been a you know 02:00.120 --> 02:07.360 an emasculated man for the last 15 years i haven't felt like i've won since the olympics did i ever 02:07.360 --> 02:15.000 tell you why i got these scars i bought them show me all right well i i that song also makes me 02:15.000 --> 02:20.580 want to do fucking harrowing with john travolta just ride in a goddamn drop top right dave 02:20.580 --> 02:24.320 absolutely with some mobster's wife make her do a line of it and then she dies 02:25.040 --> 02:29.860 nope until i put an address all right spoiler alert welcome everybody to another episode of 02:29.860 --> 02:33.860 deep inside the rabbit hole i'm uh one of your hosts my canon dave 02:34.780 --> 02:40.080 hell of an episode hell of a week last week bucko yeah how you doing i'm doing fine it was doing 02:40.080 --> 02:47.640 good yeah yeah i mean we had a lying uh oh my god oh my god i believe he believes everything 02:47.640 --> 02:53.180 he's telling us but he doesn't have any hard facts my muscles just i'm clenched for the first time in 02:53.180 --> 03:00.100 seven days so pretty uh pretty excited about that you can tell a story and uh and people will react 03:00.100 --> 03:04.680 emotionally to it especially if they know people that are involved in the story but the story can 03:04.680 --> 03:09.900 just be that a story sure all right let's not revisit it this week yeah how do you know we don't want 03:09.900 --> 03:15.940 to go into it no deep let's spend another hour how am i doing i'm doing great you know somebody 03:15.940 --> 03:21.980 offered me free chiropractic acupressure acupuncture three times a day for free so i'm feeling awesome 03:21.980 --> 03:26.620 how do you have to physically be there for three times a day yeah between that my workload like i 03:26.620 --> 03:30.400 literally have no time for anything i'm a little stressed but yeah that sounds like a nightmare no 03:30.400 --> 03:34.040 but i'm clear for the first time forever check out my rick strassman interview and cosmic perspective 03:34.040 --> 03:39.840 how long does that's leer how long does that have to go okay scientologist all right all right 03:39.840 --> 03:43.220 what do you put me in the same position we put justin in last episode when i was like struck 03:43.220 --> 03:48.180 a nerve you know obviously what would you ask me question 03:50.480 --> 03:54.560 our guest mike feeney how you do him tell everybody we're having a comedian mike 03:54.560 --> 03:58.540 feeney i forgot you haven't been on the show in a while i read the last two times i was on it 03:58.540 --> 04:03.580 i don't think i said a word until 30 minutes in because there wasn't a fourth mic you would have 04:03.580 --> 04:07.420 to swing it if you guys were too busy yelling at it you guys were still working out the kinks 04:07.420 --> 04:11.540 but it seems like a wall oil machine at this point yeah we've gotten yeah obviously from that 04:11.540 --> 04:18.060 balk at the fucking original intro forgetting that we have so well it's just when you super cut 04:18.060 --> 04:23.940 everything that he believes like in one sentence it just it comes it's strong that was a continuous 04:23.940 --> 04:29.520 sentence that he once said on the show that wasn't cut yeah it wasn't cut and it wasn't the whole 04:29.520 --> 04:37.720 sentence so they've made me watch his gym fencer interview on youtube the other day 04:37.720 --> 04:42.220 good with that come on first of all he lied to me to get me into it because if you listen to it in 04:42.220 --> 04:46.100 double time it's only 15 minutes i checked if i listened double time it'd been 30 minutes no 04:46.100 --> 04:49.580 hour long no you didn't have to listen to the fencer's part i was saying just listen to my part 04:49.580 --> 04:55.180 oh okay so i listened to it so i'm kind of like i should first of all shut off my christmas music 04:55.180 --> 05:00.760 to throw this on i was doing work so i was in a mood you know and now here comes machine gun david 05:00.760 --> 05:04.860 just boom boom but at one point he's not even talking about the flat earth he's talking about the 05:04.860 --> 05:09.240 moon the self-illuminating moon it's not here it's not this one and he goes next it's just like 05:10.200 --> 05:13.700 i swear to god i was actually like wow that was actually pretty powerful like 05:15.200 --> 05:19.660 you're you're you are well for the first time the roles have been reversed tim is looking at david 05:19.660 --> 05:26.040 a little sweezy yeah look at him looking good he does that yeah he looks like uh jack Nicholson 05:26.040 --> 05:33.020 in the departed he's just eating lobster with a bloody hand i've been working out you know 05:33.020 --> 05:38.060 john lennon snorted to him that was a perfect impression by the way but you guys missed it either 05:38.060 --> 05:42.480 way like how you doing you're good i mean i'm great i'm happy to be here all right well we got uh we 05:42.480 --> 05:48.000 got some new sound bumpers it's enough out of you you gave nothing all right see what i'm doing okay 05:48.000 --> 05:54.080 next we got some new uh sound bumpers and right now we're getting into uh current events the news 05:54.080 --> 06:02.200 sherbert with the news of the world and what's really going on with it it's the rabbit hole 06:02.200 --> 06:08.080 fake bullets bulletin nobody's bulletproof whose voice is that 06:09.400 --> 06:17.440 oh this beautiful really it can't be it's not wait that was your voice no you 06:17.440 --> 06:22.640 fucking smooth jazz singer on the side good for you all right well no response or acknowledgement 06:22.640 --> 06:28.500 that you know none whatsoever not even an eyebrow i mean he is not a fan of you guys as if you were 06:28.500 --> 06:34.460 as if there's no show going on that was calm and cool he's just pressing buttons like a fucking 06:34.460 --> 06:39.460 disinterested morning jockey he's working me so good i find myself really wanting to be his friend 06:39.460 --> 06:45.100 and like vying for his approval it's amazing yeah he doesn't want anything to do with it not one bit 06:45.100 --> 06:50.860 abuse your girlfriend shelby so uh let's get to our first did you say you could easily be his 06:50.860 --> 06:57.520 girlfriend oh i know something much worse we'll see what shelby cuts that into he's got full 06:57.520 --> 07:03.860 control over here of my emotions the show the whole deal my god facebook notification bud 07:03.860 --> 07:09.540 gonna clear those out yeah i can't do it it's gonna get over a hundred yeah it's annoying all right 07:09.540 --> 07:13.740 well let's let's say the first live bothered me that both of you are on facebook at the same time 07:13.740 --> 07:20.580 either way first story space x dave space x just launched a rocket that successfully returned 07:20.580 --> 07:25.500 do you have any proof of that whatsoever i i saw a pretty good video you saw the rocket come down 07:25.500 --> 07:31.460 and land like that do you think it was one of those old school ones where they just ejected a parachute 07:31.460 --> 07:35.900 i mean it's a joke and the reason they're doing that is because they're gonna be faking a mars mission 07:35.900 --> 07:40.840 soon and there's no way the guys can get back if the if it doesn't land upright so now they're like 07:40.840 --> 07:46.120 oh we landed it upright yeah i mean they can barely shoot one up without it exploding so you 07:46.120 --> 07:50.920 think the one that's gonna happen is they're gonna shoot it out they're gonna already film some 07:50.920 --> 07:56.880 mars-like footage in a soundstage and but they've never in greenland that sounds like a pretty expensive 07:56.880 --> 08:02.120 soundstage and then they're gonna have the fake thing come down and then those guys who have been 08:02.120 --> 08:08.300 in greenland the whole time are just gonna be like it's it's totally ridiculous i mean if you 08:08.300 --> 08:12.640 looked at the satellite deployment it's like they didn't even do a good job with it i mean how 08:12.640 --> 08:18.520 come they're not filming it in high def it's just garbage i thought that was high def though it was 08:18.520 --> 08:25.280 getting blown out by all the uh the thrusters it's just ridiculousness and like i'll blow out those hips 08:25.280 --> 08:31.880 i i thrusters after watching that yesterday made the comment earlier to somebody that i didn't know 08:31.880 --> 08:37.260 how dumb the people really were i mean that's they're getting on inside this yeah the whole 08:37.260 --> 08:42.620 country and gf y well you know the other thing is they're doing it and if you notice all the 08:42.620 --> 08:46.800 the nasa room where they always jump up and clap and there's all the people outside the window 08:46.800 --> 08:52.740 it's all young people that they're trying to get the next generation of kids into believing that 08:52.740 --> 08:58.560 looks like an ad agency down there that nasa is a complete joke nothing they have ever done is real 08:58.560 --> 09:03.860 isn't nasa right space x it's they're to be in the billionaires club you know that the earth is 09:03.860 --> 09:09.740 flat you're in on the f***ing lie and that's it they are accepting applications now to be an 09:09.740 --> 09:13.220 astronaut well they're they're also accepting applications to go to the sandy hook school 09:13.220 --> 09:19.200 i mean it doesn't mean anything can you please send in an application can we can we fill one out 09:19.200 --> 09:24.020 live on the show dave does it does like the darkest version of happy gilmore would know is that billy 09:24.020 --> 09:30.740 madison just the darkest returns to sandy hook he's got one of those like this like damn it the 09:30.740 --> 09:35.720 hell of edible is strong the one of the spinny hats the propeller had the propeller had backwards 09:35.720 --> 09:42.380 i want to go to my first day of school today i mean if you look at the space x stuff i mean 09:43.940 --> 09:49.960 it it's such a joke and no one's ever seen a rocket go into space i mean we have these telescopes 09:49.960 --> 09:55.180 and these high def cameras and stuff all over the world and satellite into space like every 09:55.180 --> 10:01.020 time a rocket ship has gone up you see it it goes up it bears over it arcs it levels out and sometimes 10:01.020 --> 10:05.540 it even comes down and even before it's out of sight all the cameras go off and you don't see it 10:05.540 --> 10:10.180 i saw something launched actually you saw it launched but you see it were you live there 10:10.180 --> 10:14.720 i was it yeah i was in florida but it was actually it was like the best i was it was uh 10:14.720 --> 10:17.460 fourth of july at cape canaveral i knew it wasn't your comedy career 10:18.340 --> 10:22.260 what was her name that you launched i could have just put my name in there too it doesn't 10:22.260 --> 10:27.240 matter yeah but you saw it fly off into the distance and it didn't go up it went up and over 10:27.240 --> 10:32.960 and that's what every single launch is like no it went up uh because i was yeah i was actually 10:32.960 --> 10:37.840 but as i'm saying i was i wasn't at the native canaveral i'm saying was i saw uh i was 10:37.840 --> 10:44.620 actually i was surfing at a beach that's nearby it and i was in the water and saw it go up and i watched 10:44.620 --> 10:49.460 it go up and then i heard the massive like sonic boom which is usually supposed to be 10:49.460 --> 10:53.560 it leaving the atmosphere though i'm sure you have another reason for what it is 10:53.560 --> 11:01.040 it's not a sound barrier but i'm an idiot because i have an answer for that you know 11:01.040 --> 11:04.620 he's just making shit up i was surfing yeah right i was 11:05.920 --> 11:09.840 that's a weird that's a weird element just kidding man i'll put the sonic boom thing you're out here 11:09.840 --> 11:14.040 yeah you can't just start saying sonic booms what is that thing called when it breaks through the 11:14.040 --> 11:18.180 sound barrier when it breaks through the sound barrier that noise though that's like a sonic 11:18.180 --> 11:22.320 boom for it yeah it's a sonic boom so that was exactly what it sounds exactly correct so 11:24.060 --> 11:27.320 you're saying that i said it right but i didn't hear it is that what you're saying no no you 11:27.320 --> 11:32.560 said that the sonic boom occurred when the rocket left the atmosphere well breaking through the sound 11:32.560 --> 11:45.620 barrier right that's no the sound barrier is a speed of sound it could break the sound barrier on a 11:45.620 --> 11:51.420 highway i mean if you can go well they've done it in the desert like 700 miles an hour or something 11:51.420 --> 11:55.000 like that haven't they done it in the desert with those red bull cars or something like that 11:55.000 --> 11:58.820 they bring the sound barrier on the ground i don't know i could be lying it looks like it's one of those 11:58.820 --> 12:04.520 that noise is uh is it's it's pretty unique what was the noise dave leaves the atmosphere i'll explain 12:04.520 --> 12:09.680 what the noise is it was god queefing sound waves travel in all directions at a certain speed so when 12:09.680 --> 12:16.000 when like a train is moving you hear it goes because you're getting right can you do that one 12:16.000 --> 12:20.740 more time you're getting it's actually called the doppler effect the doppler effect right 12:21.720 --> 12:26.900 fucking four morons just pontificating endlessly about things we have no idea about 12:26.900 --> 12:30.480 it's my favorite part of the show we're all idiots how about the someone asked the question 12:30.480 --> 12:34.400 and then you want nobody wants to hear the explanation no but that's the thing where it's 12:34.400 --> 12:38.680 like you just three seconds ago you were the most confident you've ever been until he corrected 12:38.680 --> 12:41.940 you went right that and then you kept talking because that was what you said but that's what 12:41.940 --> 12:46.120 you never said that why don't you guys shut up for 30 seconds and i'll tell you the fucking 12:46.740 --> 12:54.180 the doppler effect is the difference in sound but as as the as the as the the the thing that's 12:54.180 --> 12:58.280 generating the sound is going faster and faster the sound waves can't get away so they get crunched 12:58.280 --> 13:03.540 up crunched up crunched up and when it hits the speed of sound the sound just stays with it and 13:03.540 --> 13:11.140 compiles on at a geometrically he literally just like went like that and it looked like you were 13:11.140 --> 13:17.720 throwing a quiff like you were pounding a vagina with air and then it just hit the but the sound the sound 13:17.720 --> 13:23.080 can't get away from itself so it just keeps layering on and that was what's creating the boom this is 13:23.080 --> 13:31.800 assuming sound exists so let's get back to the fact yeah sound waves do exist but they don't go 13:31.800 --> 13:36.720 forever just like light so is it just me are we really talking over each other and just kind of 13:36.720 --> 13:40.800 talking over each other it's horrible it is bad yeah all right so let's try to keep 13:40.800 --> 13:45.680 cognizant time for the listeners there you go as i say let's do it so my feet he's over here 13:45.680 --> 13:51.160 what what is that noise though did you say sonic boom is when the sound piles up on itself and 13:51.160 --> 13:56.580 until it goes faster and starts leaving that sound behind it piles up and it becomes a loud boom 13:56.580 --> 14:02.620 so then at some point while it was making its turn to then parallel to our our ground it made 14:03.180 --> 14:08.500 it couldn't people see it landing or like at least going sideways not if it goes into the 14:08.500 --> 14:14.720 outer southern oceans where there is no telescopes there's nobody out there there's nobody out there 14:15.220 --> 14:18.640 there's an ice wall we can't catch up you gotta be a listener of the show come on everything 14:18.640 --> 14:22.800 doesn't work it doesn't even have to go out there i mean they could hit it with a directed 14:22.800 --> 14:26.560 energy weapon and turn it into dust who the fuck knows or just landed in the indian ocean 14:26.560 --> 14:30.500 no ships are out there there's no islands there's no people the wildlings are coming 14:30.500 --> 14:37.380 do you and i apologize because i admittedly have not caught up on this why not that's why we 14:37.380 --> 14:42.380 haven't had your back man i know we could tell that you were slacking uh but so but in span i know 14:42.380 --> 14:45.980 you believe like the flat earth thing but when you're in space do you believe in like stars and 14:45.980 --> 14:49.620 galaxies and all that stuff you can't go in space stars and uh there are no i'm not saying we can't 14:49.620 --> 14:53.000 go but i'm saying you're saying all of that that's all i'm saying that the stars all the stars 14:53.000 --> 14:57.900 that we see are close very close to the earth all right if we have to go back over this i will 14:57.900 --> 15:04.480 run head saying that you just said that on the fucking camera okay good so where we go let's let's 15:04.480 --> 15:09.900 hit people with what they need what do they need news story well i god damn it i had it written down 15:09.900 --> 15:15.720 and somehow it left my phone this is a cop shooting where two cops there was a kid on a bike and he 15:15.720 --> 15:21.000 had headphones in and two cops said uh you know hey you know they were gonna stop them because 15:21.000 --> 15:25.060 of the headphones apparently you didn't hear them they fucking took the kid down anyway 15:25.060 --> 15:28.980 and they were like really wrestling them and admittedly he looked like he was struggling 15:28.980 --> 15:35.760 a little bit but they put like five or six shots into this guy and uh it looked like um where was 15:35.760 --> 15:40.340 this this exactly i had it written down these were flu shots that they got with they vaccinated 15:40.340 --> 15:45.360 him right there on the sidewalk and now he's autistic that's the entire story wow that was 15:45.360 --> 15:50.600 wow they vaccinate him right there you got that in huff post weird news it was way ahead of 15:51.260 --> 15:57.380 five shots yeah no they fucking murdered this guy and it they there's a video which i saw breaking 15:57.380 --> 16:01.580 it down which obviously kind of leads the viewer quite a bit because they like stop pause put up 16:01.580 --> 16:06.280 text but it looked as though the cops were trying to plant a gun on this kid because it was so 16:06.280 --> 16:11.780 excessive the initial force because he was just riding a bike on headphones yeah and people 16:11.780 --> 16:17.160 were filming that they uh like pretended there was a struggle one of the cops shot the kid it 16:17.160 --> 16:22.760 went through the kid apparently and hit the other cop so the cop got shot as well and then the cop that 16:22.760 --> 16:27.720 got shot like pulled the trigger five times into this kid god who would see that good like imagine 16:27.720 --> 16:31.420 the guy that first pulled the trigger and just being like whoa that got out of hand real quick 16:31.420 --> 16:35.760 that's the first person that like well just basically say that is not a false leg yeah 16:35.760 --> 16:42.640 oh my god but i yeah so i guess it came out the video came out today because the cops uh were 16:43.140 --> 16:47.560 exonerated of all charges like i think they didn't even get indicted when did this happen 16:47.560 --> 16:52.400 this may have happened a year ago i forget when it but again i wrote it down i suck but i'm relaying 16:52.400 --> 16:57.100 as much information as humanly possible you gotta keep the show going yeah well so okay so well 16:57.100 --> 17:01.800 while you guys were out in these streets while you guys gather yourselves uh dav before justin 17:01.800 --> 17:06.160 left last episode we didn't really harp on the point that he can cash in on a ten thousand 17:06.160 --> 17:11.520 dollar reward yeah like like i could call him after this show and like maybe cash in on a 17:11.520 --> 17:17.460 ten thousand dollar yeah yeah get the sandio i gotta find a guy that that posted it but he i think 17:17.460 --> 17:22.260 he put it in escrow or something he set up the whole thing how old does that offer it's uh it's 17:22.260 --> 17:26.860 been a while in like two years but also if you know information i mean ten thousand dollars and you're 17:26.860 --> 17:30.840 really keeping a secret about something ten thousand dollars is not a lot of money yeah if somebody is 17:30.840 --> 17:36.640 so desperate to know my child's information probably not even four years just a yearbook 17:36.640 --> 17:42.640 just a yearbook you know the freedom of information act questions that i mean requests that we put in 17:42.640 --> 17:48.940 there not for personal stuff we said how about give us the the bus schedule give us the electric bill 17:48.940 --> 17:54.780 give us the phone bill give the they already tracked the internet usage stopped in 2008 and then turned 17:54.780 --> 17:59.680 back on in 2012 i mean how compared to all of the other schools that had it straight through 17:59.680 --> 18:03.900 i mean how did we get back on this yeah well you know i just wanted i wanted to know about the 18:03.900 --> 18:07.940 ten thousand dollar yeah that that's the kind of stuff that you know like why not look a little 18:07.940 --> 18:11.800 bit further into it if somebody has it it's just kind of like no one's gonna offer that kind of money 18:11.800 --> 18:17.900 if they're gonna lose so you feel free knock yourself out it was from Connecticut it does have 10k 18:19.200 --> 18:22.980 so okay so i've got a i've got a funny story i don't are we following a structure here i thought 18:22.980 --> 18:27.160 we were doing news stories oh we are okay yeah cool cool i don't have i don't have a news story 18:27.160 --> 18:30.020 i've got stories i do that space thing at some point too 18:31.780 --> 18:36.580 you're gonna catch up all right date did you have any what what the hell just hard well here's 18:36.580 --> 18:41.780 i know right so here's a here's a news story dave called the mall shooting in between two episodes 18:41.780 --> 18:46.120 last you know this should have been the one that just happened yesterday oh my uh i didn't know 18:46.120 --> 18:52.700 what he was there he was he was at the mall he's an ex cop i uh i he said one of his friends 18:52.700 --> 18:59.780 ran out so scared he pushed a kid into a fountain nice yeah he literally george castanza a kid 18:59.780 --> 19:07.720 to get to safety to help the kids yeah why do you guy if he wasn't even a kid 19:07.720 --> 19:13.560 why do you guys believe everything the mainstream media tells you i don't all right great we made 19:13.560 --> 19:19.600 a we've made some progress here mike if you are not aware of that 175 episodes in i am blown away 19:19.600 --> 19:25.120 i don't know what i was like no last episode tim said 140 which is a gross exaggeration as is 19:25.120 --> 19:30.880 so i just you know up the comedy us military to use artificial intelligence to create cyber soldiers 19:30.880 --> 19:36.620 and help fly it's f35 duh that's so iron man yeah it's comic yeah it's here i mean it's definitely 19:36.620 --> 19:40.800 here and they're just leaking it out that's pretty hilarious i wonder what if they're leaking it 19:40.800 --> 19:45.980 out that's a he follows us and i can't believe everything the major media but then it's like 19:45.980 --> 19:49.840 an internet article like well this is the truth this is the absolute hundred percent truth 19:49.840 --> 19:54.620 just the way i delivered it how about this nasa announced that they want to try growing potatoes 19:54.620 --> 19:58.440 on mars does that sound like a reasonable thing to do sounds like a way to get irish people off 19:58.440 --> 20:03.900 this fucking country yeah not leaving this rock yeah that's what happened in the martian well 20:05.640 --> 20:10.440 spoiler alert you ruined it i mean that's predictive programming right here the martian 20:10.440 --> 20:14.620 did they they they didn't joe look like the youngest boston marathon bomber 20:16.060 --> 20:21.360 somebody's like he's on the cover of rolling stone they were no bombers they're all right keep 20:21.360 --> 20:25.720 so so that's a form of predictive programming everyone's like hey they're they're gonna do that 20:25.720 --> 20:29.780 it's like hey when nasa says hey we're gonna put these things up they're gonna float above the earth 20:29.780 --> 20:32.620 and they're gonna relay signals and we're gonna call them satellites everyone's like 20:32.620 --> 20:36.980 wow that makes a lot of sense arthur c and then date matthews releases a song called satellite 20:36.980 --> 20:42.580 it's like i know arthur c clark predicted this you know he's a prophet no he's not he's a free mason 20:43.140 --> 20:49.980 that uh was part of the plan you you you plant the idea and then you say a year later five years later 20:49.980 --> 20:54.400 10 years later whatever you say uh we're gonna do this thing and then everyone's like yeah that makes 20:54.400 --> 20:59.140 perfect sense predictive programming that's it well it's kind of like how you have been doing a 20:59.140 --> 21:04.240 few episodes from your home and so you're basically programming us ready so when you upload your 21:04.240 --> 21:08.900 consciousness yeah exactly and you're just now you change your name fully to guar yeah whatever 21:08.900 --> 21:16.000 they shoot comment yeah i don't know just some intergalactic god being tim the fAA approves flying 21:16.000 --> 21:20.060 cars they're gonna start to testing them and getting those going oh yeah people are also 21:20.060 --> 21:25.960 buying the google self-driving car present apple google i mean the plan is the plan is by 2020 21:25.960 --> 21:30.680 to have all gas powered cars off the road that's 20 no problem with that that's amazing i was 21:31.240 --> 21:35.600 absolutely they have a fast track in all the legislation they've got it in with all the corporations 21:35.600 --> 21:39.980 all the movers and shakers all these structures that that satan is using to control the human 21:39.980 --> 21:45.700 population there it's all the web is already linked in right because they have um well you 21:45.700 --> 21:49.260 know you you have the corporations that have all of this money coming to them through the 21:49.260 --> 21:52.960 legislations there's like you know that feedback loop whatever they just they got it all and 21:52.960 --> 21:57.600 google's got no i completely agree with that in terms of them absorbing as much money as possible 21:57.600 --> 22:02.860 and the fact that it could be all google and but there's gonna be competitors it's not all google 22:02.860 --> 22:05.880 what i just mean is that like whatever like it doesn't matter if it's cool it could be google 22:05.880 --> 22:10.100 microphone doesn't matter though the fingers are still pulling the strings right whatever 22:10.100 --> 22:15.320 these things are rather not dry i would much rather just be able to be chauffeured to like california 22:15.320 --> 22:20.920 while i'm fucking no i'm down i guess the reason why but you need manual mode it's just it's 22:20.920 --> 22:25.160 important to look at this because this is if you don't see this coming things are going to shift 22:25.160 --> 22:29.340 overnight right it's gonna seem like almost overnight i'm telling you guys gotta stop drinking i was out 22:29.340 --> 22:33.220 of business lunch the other day it was pouring rain and my car was like a couple blocks away 22:33.220 --> 22:37.120 and i was really pissed that i couldn't just press a button on my keychain and have my car come 22:37.120 --> 22:41.500 like the mobile i mean how awesome would that be the technology is there already they're just 22:41.500 --> 22:46.100 not letting us have it why the because i don't know but i think you have to line up all of the 22:46.100 --> 22:50.920 systems yeah i think because they can't really introduce that self-driving car unless it's 22:50.920 --> 22:54.580 everybody doing it you know what i mean like otherwise they have to account for human error 22:54.580 --> 23:00.300 and then we're completely fucked because they're like i'm so into it like uh my canon is in trouble 23:00.300 --> 23:04.260 i'm like we're gonna just you're gonna your car's gonna bring you into the station and you're 23:04.260 --> 23:09.320 gonna have your doors are gonna lock my door is like on star does that artificial intelligence 23:09.320 --> 23:14.200 is gonna read you your uh read you your rights on the way in i'm totally fine with that and then 23:14.200 --> 23:17.200 they're gonna gas you if you're out of control and they're gonna take you out of the car and 23:17.200 --> 23:20.520 put you in a cell please and then put a collar around me i'll be just completely 23:20.520 --> 23:27.240 comatose forever bone suggests red deer cave people a mysterious species of human just more 23:27.240 --> 23:31.520 evidence that the history we were told is wrong and that they were like dozens if not like thousands 23:31.520 --> 23:35.420 of different species of human that were here before did you say red deer red deer people 23:35.420 --> 23:40.140 cave people i'd hop it's right here cave people giants non giants white people red people black 23:40.140 --> 23:44.640 people there's so many different species of humans and then a fucking common hit comet hit 23:44.640 --> 23:49.660 12600 years ago and then we've got like civilization restarted it's just funny to hear 23:49.660 --> 23:54.560 deer people because my basketball coach in college used to call Hasidic's deer yeah because they were 23:54.560 --> 23:59.460 all over our campus at school and they were constantly in the road just like deer and they 23:59.460 --> 24:03.760 just care when you hit him yeah pretty much they're not my thoughts his views 24:06.500 --> 24:11.360 okay i'm gonna talk about rebecca roth yeah yeah oh yes let's definitely talk about that so a lot 24:11.360 --> 24:18.220 of people uh know who rebecca roth is many many many don't she is a uh she claims to be a former 24:18.920 --> 24:25.600 30 year veteran of uh international airline company and she wrote a book called methodical illusion 24:26.100 --> 24:31.520 really blowing open or supposedly really blowing open 9 11 and people uh they became a best seller 24:32.880 --> 24:39.040 and and she pointed out lots of stuff uh you know how the phone calls couldn't be made and and and 24:39.040 --> 24:45.380 discrepancies and stuff and again the the way to the to um get people to believe you is throw 24:45.380 --> 24:51.280 a lot of truth and then throw the little lie in there and uh she was she was um her big thing was 24:51.280 --> 24:57.380 pointing to that israel uh was and did 9 11 you know that it was the massage and uh you know so 24:57.380 --> 25:03.520 the also the rumor from that documentary like 28 pages redacted yeah so no that was the saudis i 25:03.520 --> 25:08.360 think oh really because i yeah well i heard that the that the six representatives uh that got to 25:08.360 --> 25:12.620 see it they don't know what it said or what it or what it was but they've apparently voted 25:12.620 --> 25:17.900 against the last six attempts at israel aid i think that was yeah right so i heard that so yeah 25:17.900 --> 25:25.000 she you know so all of the conspiracy people are are you know backing her and getting her books 25:25.000 --> 25:29.780 and everything and she wrote a second book that just came out um and it was doing really well she 25:29.780 --> 25:37.340 also had a show on talk network a weekly show um all about 9 11 and uh her she her and this co-host 25:37.340 --> 25:42.480 um but there's there's some of us that have been suspicious of her um sofia smallstorm who 25:42.480 --> 25:47.800 who is one of one of them and myself and uh and actually james fetzer who i debated on the flat 25:47.800 --> 25:54.020 earth james where we're suspect where something was wrong with this woman and we discovered that 25:54.020 --> 25:59.700 she is not rebecca roth and we found out that she's really another persona is she's this woman 25:59.700 --> 26:09.140 monica gainer time horn is finkel finkel is so i mean i'm i'm on skype with david the other day 26:09.140 --> 26:13.640 and uh and he's telling me about this this is before she was uh whatever david's gonna say 26:13.640 --> 26:18.280 and we're basically like david's like hot on on the trail here and we're like what are we gonna 26:18.280 --> 26:22.960 do like we gotta talk about this on rabbit hole because david's convinced that something was 26:22.960 --> 26:27.600 gonna happen i mean has it happened yet what happened it's out it's out so uh talk network 26:27.600 --> 26:35.140 confronted her this is the network that you two are also on she's on there 26:35.140 --> 26:40.500 and uh mike mike adams who's the health ranger from natural news who who ran this we just lost 26:40.500 --> 26:50.480 our sound um and oh all right well there goes my story so mike adams headed natural news 26:50.480 --> 26:56.420 sorry uh so mike mike adams head of natural news um confronted her you know him and the producers 26:56.420 --> 27:01.580 and she denied being this woman and there's no denying it it's it's so wait so what is the 27:01.580 --> 27:07.400 evidence against her it's like pictures and stuff like that pictures and videos uh and uh and um 27:07.400 --> 27:12.580 tons of audio and it's the same woman it's the exact same woman so there's no question is the roth 27:12.580 --> 27:18.200 person a made-up entity or is that somebody that she took over for we don't know we we don't know 27:18.200 --> 27:23.660 but um mike mike adams um and you know the people talk to network they're like you know 27:23.660 --> 27:28.920 what if you want to have a fake name you know we didn't they didn't ask me for id people want to 27:28.920 --> 27:34.600 protect their identity right but um she she's a stage name yeah but this is she's claiming it's not 27:34.600 --> 27:41.000 and and that this is her real name and there's no real information on this woman um and the fact 27:41.000 --> 27:46.940 that she denied denied it so he uh he did i said mike the the big thing to talk network network 27:46.940 --> 27:51.240 was if i can get these words out of my mouth was um they didn't like our flat earth show that 27:51.240 --> 27:55.480 patrician i have right they're like that's going to ruin the network you know and everything and i 27:55.480 --> 27:59.720 ended up talking to him and he's like wow you know it's it's interesting and uh he's actually 27:59.720 --> 28:05.320 trying some experiments himself um in no way he's the flat earth or whatsoever he still believes 28:05.320 --> 28:10.780 that the universe exists and there's life on another planet sound he's listening to the 28:11.560 --> 28:18.800 globe he's a total globe head for sure he's a total globe head um so but they dumped her today 28:18.800 --> 28:23.240 they dumped her today and on the top of the network it says you know rebecca roth we wish 28:23.240 --> 28:31.200 her well whatever her name it went back on the way out she'll no longer be here and talk 28:31.200 --> 28:34.500 network so if you want to check it out go to talknetwork.com it's right on the top of the page 28:34.500 --> 28:38.020 is anybody going to release a real set like are you allowed to talk about it then on your show 28:38.020 --> 28:42.620 yeah anyone can talk well actually they made a facebook post about tim's show 28:42.620 --> 28:47.220 today you know they're like tim's gonna have all these guests on and i just wrote you know this is 28:47.220 --> 28:51.920 an internal facebook for all of the host and i wrote is rebecca roth gonna be on there 28:52.440 --> 28:57.160 so you're a shit star even professionally i i actually am a troll this week i've been 28:57.160 --> 29:01.200 trolling everybody like i've been trolling i've been trolling people saying that they're not real 29:01.780 --> 29:02.260 like 29:03.480 --> 29:08.340 what if this whole time he's just been trolling we're gonna be just at the end of his life before on 29:08.340 --> 29:13.320 the show and i'm not convinced that's anything else your eyes wide open no fear guys sometimes you 29:13.320 --> 29:19.740 just gotta do it you know people go go wild so so she's uh gone and that's uh huge and my guess is 29:19.740 --> 29:26.420 she's still alive i don't know i think you were hoping he'd flip there imagine he's like no i think 29:26.420 --> 29:31.740 she's either gonna just disappear or they're gonna claim that some crazy frigging conspiracy 29:31.740 --> 29:35.960 theories killed her there's gonna be a funeral and then there's gonna be a whole thing about 29:35.960 --> 29:41.800 independent research and and stuff or she's an xnfl kicker out for revenge she's she's uh she's 29:41.800 --> 29:46.760 a massage agent her goal was to the fact that she was pointing towards israel you know this 29:46.760 --> 29:53.300 well she can't be a shill she's pointing towards israel well israel did do 9 11 but not but not 29:53.300 --> 29:59.120 from over there it's all of the it's all of the mosad agents that are seated within our government 29:59.120 --> 30:05.680 so our government is run by mosad israel us government it's the same thing she was pointing 30:05.680 --> 30:10.820 it so it's not an inside job because if it's an inside job we can we can you know break out the 30:10.820 --> 30:14.220 pitchforks if it's over in israel you can't do anything it's even israel what are you gonna do 30:14.220 --> 30:18.280 you can go over there they'll pull the samson option blow up their fake nuclear bombs so she was 30:18.280 --> 30:23.840 just trying to get a a different conspiracy theory off the ground to deflect from what she's 30:23.840 --> 30:29.080 taking people down conspiracy theory what one what many sites are calling a rabbit hole oh where 30:29.640 --> 30:35.800 what did we choose a title i'm here in rabbit hole every show mentions rabbit hole i know every 30:35.800 --> 30:40.960 show which is great because if you google rabbit hole it comes to us yeah that's my first response 30:40.960 --> 30:45.160 on google you guys are the first thing on google we're the first responders to a lot of tragedy 30:49.280 --> 30:58.640 so easy joke she had two missions to take the to take the the the attention away from inside our 30:58.640 --> 31:05.300 government to outside and then to take the attention away that the planes landed in a military base 31:05.300 --> 31:09.980 and then they gas all the people on them to the fact that there were no planes oh okay so that's 31:09.980 --> 31:14.840 it so they also put another talk network host on the terror watch list really they're just 31:14.840 --> 31:19.420 plucking us off dude have you no i've got my spiritual shield on it's all grits for the 31:19.420 --> 31:23.060 middle baby they don't want to send me to you know i love the fact that you're currently 31:23.060 --> 31:28.480 potentially facing time for just marijuana and not the fact that you have like a hunting spear 31:28.480 --> 31:32.740 and a fucking bow in your car they rested me and they're like any weapons in the car i'm like 31:32.740 --> 31:41.680 yep yeah exactly true i'm like you can throw all of them and if you do it well it'll 31:41.680 --> 31:48.640 split someone's head open so i i also um did they take your weapon away they didn't take it away 31:48.640 --> 31:56.060 no they towed my car the whole fucking thing man so i gotta get to us uh i i god i have no words 31:56.060 --> 32:01.140 here i have to see if i'm accepted into a like drug probation program for like six months or 32:01.140 --> 32:06.100 some Jesus christ where you had to get if not a face job i mean i what actually 32:06.100 --> 32:13.120 a little weed yeah what allows you to get admitted to that program i thought it was in new york uh jersey 32:13.120 --> 32:21.600 uh yeah your your toes crazy yeah christ christy i'm so i'm president yeah i'm gonna enjoy it while 32:21.600 --> 32:26.180 you care america i'm gonna you know you know that pill that can help little girls from 32:26.180 --> 32:31.220 tremoring 30 300 times in a month i'm gonna remove that from the from the possibilities 32:32.020 --> 32:37.760 fucking fat so so where are we in the structure of the show uh right now i believe we're we're 32:37.760 --> 32:46.580 coming to uh to your uh to your your mystery school update hit it no no good structure 32:46.580 --> 32:51.960 mystery school where we're at mr is that not the is that not what we're on oh we're putting it 32:52.440 --> 32:58.700 oh we put we're not putting it in post so all of those fancy gadgets are uh they're done am i am 32:58.700 --> 33:01.520 supposed to say something is it my turn we'll be right back 33:04.820 --> 33:10.300 and we're back thanks sherbert uh yeah so let's get uh let's get into some tim's stories tim bow 33:22.280 --> 33:35.180 sending into christ consciousness the human sending your meat 33:38.480 --> 33:43.840 oh that's chris yeah it's so good i i thanked him on the way in today i was like dude i woke up 33:43.840 --> 33:49.260 the other day to that i was fucking awesome yeah i'm a i'm insane 33:51.640 --> 33:56.000 all right so what do you got for us tim well did you guys see the newest star wars no 33:56.780 --> 34:00.980 programming did you see it no i can't wait yeah documentary did you see it no i haven't 34:00.980 --> 34:04.360 documentary well i mean i don't want to ruin it for everybody there there goes my 34:04.360 --> 34:08.380 i mean there goes cosmos did you see the white house did a press conference with 34:08.380 --> 34:13.180 two storm troopers up there no that's pretty funny though yeah it's it's like war is everywhere 34:13.180 --> 34:19.320 get used to it there's a church there's a church in germany that allowed like 800 people to come in 34:19.320 --> 34:23.000 dressed as like star wars people that i wanted to get like new people in the church pretty smart 34:23.000 --> 34:27.760 move shock there wasn't a false flag there that's actually true no there's two deaths by lightsaber 34:31.400 --> 34:37.700 that was really unculturable for some reason that was so funny okay so i mean that was that was 34:37.700 --> 34:41.780 obviously the one i wanted to lead with but instead i could tell this story spoiler alert like i'm 34:42.180 --> 34:48.200 two days after the opening week guys on the fake space station we're talking about oh they're 34:48.200 --> 34:53.680 going to get to see star wars up there in the space station it's all bullshit it's all bullshit 34:54.620 --> 34:59.460 yeah the signal is not that strong okay so um all right i'll tell this story because it's kind of 34:59.460 --> 35:04.800 funny um i was asked you remember bob tuskin who i was saying get me on uh for the free your 35:04.800 --> 35:09.000 mind conference and and you know speak for them whatever so he um i'm sitting the other day 35:09.000 --> 35:13.920 super busy day um i'm like man how am i going to get all the stuff done today and bob messages me 35:13.920 --> 35:17.840 on facebook and he's like hey do you want to come on my show from four to five uh today and i look at 35:17.840 --> 35:21.340 my calendar and it's like from four to five is the only time that i didn't have something scheduled 35:21.340 --> 35:24.980 in so i was like all right i'm taking that as a sign i'm going to do this show you know so i'm like 35:24.980 --> 35:28.500 okay so i'm like i don't know what show it is whatever but bob's like hey you know just just 35:28.500 --> 35:32.600 call in at four o'clock this number we'll just talk for an hour you know we just did a big podcast 35:32.600 --> 35:36.100 like it was like an hour and a half interview i did talked about like the four steps it was 35:36.100 --> 35:39.520 like a me i was like great bob and i get along just fine this is going to be a really fun show 35:39.520 --> 35:43.880 this is almost i even like rejuvenate me in between all the he went down a podcast with him 35:43.880 --> 35:48.140 before this schedule oh okay i'm like it was like uh for the free your mind conference right 35:48.140 --> 35:52.100 right i was like sort of my interview to get in there kind of thing oh and they aired your 35:52.100 --> 35:55.920 interview no no it wasn't really the interview it was kind of like oh hey you want to speak 35:55.920 --> 36:00.020 here let's also do this podcast of a podcast would that be the actual job interviews 36:01.460 --> 36:05.900 you just hide a mic under the desk and listen to people absolutely fail just like i'm like 36:05.900 --> 36:11.520 a really i i work hard uh i'm pretty no to prioritize my weaknesses are actually strength 36:12.660 --> 36:17.580 we've seen that office too yeah another easy kind of actually no i was being that person 36:17.580 --> 36:23.200 all right so i call in at four o'clock right you know and the producers like pick up and 36:23.200 --> 36:28.020 they're like hey tim rochelle okay hey bob had a big emergency so um you're on in a minute 36:28.700 --> 36:32.640 and they're like i'm like sitting there like i'm like what you know like that's it like 36:32.640 --> 36:38.280 i hear the music like the genesis network you know like the bob tuskin show you know and i was like 36:38.280 --> 36:43.220 i don't know who my audience is like i don't know you were hosting no this is this i'm telling you 36:43.220 --> 36:47.680 how the story how the story unfold okay yeah so this is so you guys are in it so now i'm hearing 36:47.680 --> 36:51.220 the genesis music a bob tuskin show you know and they said tim rochelle you're on in a minute 36:51.220 --> 36:57.560 bob had an emergency so i'm literally going i don't like what show is this like can i curse like 36:57.560 --> 37:02.960 what story am i why am i here and why am i doing this on my break you know and like but 37:02.960 --> 37:07.980 i wanted to be on bob's good side for free your mind conference so i was like yeah i was like okay 37:07.980 --> 37:13.680 like the okay whatever see your pants baby improv yes and so the uh these two co-hosts 37:13.680 --> 37:16.900 like start the show or whatever they're like i'm like murder and this is her that are enjoying 37:16.900 --> 37:20.480 we've got special guest tim rochelle's oh tim take it away 37:23.580 --> 37:31.180 like wow it all started six years ago just snapping your sales pitch i was like started six years ago 37:31.180 --> 37:35.980 and so now here you are the spiritual troika so now i'm going i'm going broadband so i don't know 37:35.980 --> 37:39.060 if they want hardcore conspiracy i don't know if they want metaphysics i don't know if they 37:39.060 --> 37:43.540 want spirituality and consciousness i don't know like i have no clue so i'm like all right 37:43.540 --> 37:48.200 it all started six years ago i started to find that you know that everything they told me was wrong 37:48.200 --> 37:52.920 through the vehicle of conspiracy theory as i opened up my belief systems eventually i started 37:52.920 --> 37:57.320 having these paranormal experiences told the story about my brother a little bit right and then 37:57.320 --> 38:00.840 they you know just the hits you played the hits baby i was just kind of like touching on each one 38:00.840 --> 38:04.760 i threw them conspiracy theory you know new world order type stuff you know alex john they're like 38:04.760 --> 38:08.580 uh-huh uh-huh that i'm like my brother and metaphysics and now where i'm at i'm doing spiritual 38:08.580 --> 38:12.560 healing it's a beautiful journey you know and then they're like okay and they really hammered down 38:12.560 --> 38:16.180 on the brother thing so i'm like okay where this is like a metaphysical show let's do this 38:16.180 --> 38:19.100 it would have been so funny if they're like well actually we're going to get your opinion on the 38:19.100 --> 38:31.560 giants game so um so i'm i'm they hammer down on the brother thing and they're like are you 38:31.560 --> 38:35.340 sure that's your brother it's not some kind of malevolent entity and like i've heard these 38:35.340 --> 38:39.340 questions before i've explored it myself i'm handling myself well and i could tell 38:39.340 --> 38:43.260 that they're not really on board with me you know right and then uh and like it's like it kind of 38:43.260 --> 38:47.740 like gets a little weird so they go to break and then bob tuskin calls in like whatever he's like 38:47.740 --> 38:52.280 tell him about the four steps tell him about the four steps right so i'm like all right all right 38:52.280 --> 38:56.000 so they go back on the air and i briefly give an overview of the four steps and then they cut 38:56.000 --> 38:59.760 the program again to commercial right and i'm just like okay i don't know what's going on here 38:59.760 --> 39:04.260 then they come back on like all right we're gonna take calls and for the next 45 minutes they 39:04.260 --> 39:10.700 took calls from bible thumping christians attacking me reading reading verses out of the bible telling 39:10.700 --> 39:18.140 me that i was communing with malevolent entities and leading people into darkness and i'm there like 39:18.140 --> 39:22.240 and i'm like listen sir sir in all honesty you're speaking to me about the words of christ and 39:22.240 --> 39:25.940 you're saying this out of a book that you've read however i'm a student of mysticism i'm 39:25.940 --> 39:30.560 studying the cabala which gives you the key to the parables that jesus spoke in and the 39:30.560 --> 39:34.840 parables set up in such a way that it's an experiential spiritual process so i'm on the 39:34.840 --> 39:38.880 inside looking out you're in the outside looking in so i i'll take your prayers because they're all 39:38.880 --> 39:42.600 like we're praying for you we're praying for you i'll take your prayers and you know and 39:42.600 --> 39:45.700 this so they're like all right you know it's good and a little heated get a little heated a little 39:45.700 --> 39:49.220 word from our producer and the producer comes on he's like listen tim you're into some dark 39:49.220 --> 39:49.680 shit 39:49.680 --> 40:08.020 and then my phone goes out that's it no no follow up no nothing i just i hop on facebook and 40:08.020 --> 40:14.740 i go hey bob like dude like what's up man like sorry i had an interview you know podcast we 40:14.740 --> 40:20.420 did went great though we'll do it again sometime oh my god yeah i was like whoa that's pretty fantastic 40:20.940 --> 40:25.580 so uh did you get any like facebook hey twitter hey it's a ziff it never happened 40:27.720 --> 40:32.680 sounds like so many people would listen to that i just i got pulled into this weird 40:32.680 --> 40:36.500 environment you know like i'm just like how the fuck did that this happen dude that story 40:36.500 --> 40:41.780 felt like that scene in running scared when they find the pedophiles i saw i'd be 40:41.780 --> 40:47.260 right the uncomfortableness like it just felt like yeah that entire environment was a nightmare 40:47.260 --> 40:51.260 what's actually really interesting about that is events like that when you when you do the healing 40:51.260 --> 40:56.040 work that i'm doing um with stuff like that pops up and you can bring it into sessions so later on 40:56.040 --> 40:59.680 that night i'm sitting down with my healer and like we're talking about uh basically i mean i'm still 40:59.680 --> 41:03.380 going through the childhood stuff where like you know i i never know when like something's 41:03.380 --> 41:07.480 gonna come out and get me basically you know it's like what we're working with and uh and so 41:07.480 --> 41:10.620 like we get like you know an hour into the session she's like all right anything else and i'm like 41:10.620 --> 41:14.340 yeah i don't know i kind of i don't know why i'm saying this but you know i had this weird 41:14.340 --> 41:16.940 experience earlier today hey david can hear you on the mic man 41:19.260 --> 41:23.400 so i'm just pouring his heart out of here so i'm like yeah you know i don't know why but 41:23.400 --> 41:26.540 i'm gonna share the story with you i had this weird experience i told this story and she goes 41:26.540 --> 41:30.360 huh you know holographically can you see how that's popping up right now and it's like she's 41:30.360 --> 41:34.740 like basically like this there's a news network over and over again hit me when i didn't see it 41:34.740 --> 41:39.000 coming right so we were actually able to turn that into like a big healing for me right so that's 41:39.000 --> 41:43.620 that's this how i wanted to wrap the whole thing you're just uh you're hit by what other stuff no just 41:43.620 --> 41:47.840 when you don't when i don't like a big so i when i've been saying the last couple episodes the paranoia 41:47.840 --> 41:51.720 that i'm dealing with oh right right the school bricks brings that up so it gets really big 41:51.720 --> 41:55.140 and vivid in your life so you can start working with it because if you're if i'm just paranoid 41:55.140 --> 41:59.920 all the time that means if i stay conscious if i stay conscious i can work with it all the 41:59.920 --> 42:03.200 time so that's how the school allows you to work through the shit so i was like you know at 42:03.200 --> 42:08.360 your show you know like tim how you doing i'm like oh i gotta go home dressed in like 42:08.360 --> 42:12.400 four-year-old sweatpants yeah so that's what i brought into the healing and so she's like all right 42:12.400 --> 42:16.260 cool so do you see how reality is supporting you on this process right now it's actually hitting 42:16.260 --> 42:20.560 you with this stuff right you can work through it so is there anywhere that i can listen to this 42:20.560 --> 42:25.360 episode i do i have no idea if you can reach out to bob tuscan i guess i don't know it was 42:25.360 --> 42:29.660 100 percent gonna reach out i hung in there i hung in there pretty good you're you're accepting 42:29.660 --> 42:36.000 their blows yeah it was super fun i get all these free prayers like we can sort her out it's just more 42:36.000 --> 42:40.280 like it was just like timmy timmy where they all said i'm gonna pray for you i'm gonna pray for you 42:40.280 --> 42:44.880 like then they'd read like a verse from the bible you know boy everybody turned on me i was like 42:44.880 --> 42:49.960 yo i'm trying to spend love and light over here and they read you for the huckster you are they 42:49.960 --> 42:57.240 figured it out man rough child for life all right so um i do want to i do want to make a 42:57.240 --> 43:02.940 quick note that mike you had me cracking up when invasion of privacy for a brief moment 43:02.940 --> 43:09.280 that podcast is uh passed us in the rankings really quickly right and then like you know we got like 43:09.280 --> 43:14.580 we saw it whatever it was like a big thing on facebook and then as soon as as soon as we we took we 43:14.580 --> 43:19.120 jockeyed for position again how you told me you're rubbing your hands together like a villain 43:19.120 --> 43:24.500 and be cracking because mike's got such a thing with kate it's hysterical it is pretty funny 43:24.500 --> 43:28.980 it's such a thing that literally it's almost like uh there there's the these invisible strands where 43:28.980 --> 43:33.300 as soon as kate's a comedy club talking about aliens or something mike just pops his head out 43:33.300 --> 43:41.500 from around is like aliens okay i always i always catch her in conversations she's not comfortable 43:41.500 --> 43:48.880 having in front of me which are both it's so good uh david well should we do our i have a new segment 43:48.880 --> 43:52.480 would you guys like to do that mike what you could actually uh take part in this 43:52.480 --> 43:56.400 because the segment is named after you as well but it's called mike's open mic minute 43:56.960 --> 44:02.660 okay and i want it to i want to maybe do a new bit like just yeah that i just wrote or is that a 44:02.660 --> 44:09.240 bad idea do it i mean sure why not this is an open hard army right yeah they uh i decided against it 44:10.480 --> 44:18.040 yeah i decided against it i bailed oh wow now shout out to uh oh no i wanted to read your uh 44:18.040 --> 44:24.060 because i i haven't written the roast for ben yeah i feel bad about that but uh i will make it happen i 44:24.060 --> 44:28.620 just like you know life man look he's got to understand how freaking busy we are like i mean 44:28.620 --> 44:32.080 if i didn't love what i did i'd be dead by now like morning tonight i just want to do a quick 44:32.080 --> 44:36.920 shout out to sarah couch she bought her boyfriend joey a pipe to smoke marijuana and 44:36.920 --> 44:44.740 and named it dave wise why me i don't smoke because you're full full smoke all right 44:46.720 --> 44:53.760 love smoke uh okay so my quick uh i mean are we are we still recording we're still good okay so 44:53.760 --> 44:59.280 i just left a long time i watched vsauce flat earth videos because people have been shoving it in my 44:59.280 --> 45:03.540 face a fucking year ago literally i'm literally i'm cooking eggs in my house and shut somebody 45:03.540 --> 45:08.000 up that in my face so i'm like okay i'll watch this video okay so this is what i found was interesting 45:08.000 --> 45:12.660 when they built the varizano bridge yeah they're leaning it's leaning away from each other the 45:12.660 --> 45:17.780 top is three centimeters farther than the bottom that's a fucking design of the goddamn bridge you've 45:17.780 --> 45:22.060 heard this yeah there's other bridges that go for a hundred miles that don't do that they don't 45:22.060 --> 45:26.880 no okay and they're straight and flat all right shout out to hosay triana see you in miami 45:26.880 --> 45:33.640 son of a bitch what else you got i've got enough i've got a fantastic edibles recipe for the new 45:33.640 --> 45:39.320 year if anyone that wants to this is it this is the this is the open heart in the chocolate 45:39.320 --> 45:48.480 this is the open heart army sleeping pill recipe is this the playoff music yeah this is timid 45:48.480 --> 45:56.540 done talking set up 230 degrees fahrenheit take the bowl of hot point two point two to point four 45:56.540 --> 46:01.120 you go point four you're going to be pretty gone for about 12 hours so go point four and then 46:01.120 --> 46:07.080 and then put it full now one time in tinfoil put it in there for 15 minutes take it out put it on 46:07.080 --> 46:11.160 peanut butter rub it all up throw it on a cracker fold it again it's turning your mic down you 46:11.880 --> 46:12.520 can't hear you 46:17.560 --> 46:23.120 oh that was very funny all right um what do you got dave do you want to do one of these minutes 46:23.120 --> 46:31.520 yeah sure what do we got we got a music it's time for a dave weiss conspiracy minute 46:32.200 --> 46:51.400 this week's topic 9 11 um it's really a conspiracy gripe um mike cannon posted this video that's 46:51.400 --> 46:57.020 going viral and this is it is kind of oh my god i thought that was it i thought that was your 46:57.020 --> 47:05.260 terrible tim moment no no i'm i'm choking on uh i'm just truth i'm a truth mike so it was uh it 47:05.260 --> 47:10.140 was this guy who was a blacksmith and he he did this uh experiment which is just completely 47:10.140 --> 47:15.240 laughable but mike and we'll talk about it in a second but mike's mike writes not arguing the 47:15.240 --> 47:20.200 conspiracy just putting one of the facts to rest this is why i repeatedly say it's important 47:20.200 --> 47:26.080 to not get stuck in the minutiae of evidence and focus on the motive and outcome of these events 47:26.080 --> 47:32.000 it's not it's no doubt the event was a catalyst for a lot of crooked shit but the steel beams 47:32.000 --> 47:39.320 logic can now be stricken from the record i'm positive someone will say the steel rod was 47:39.320 --> 47:45.120 aluminum or some shit but that's why i love doing the show this so this guy he take the rest 47:45.120 --> 47:51.360 don't don't leave it off that's it machine gun day yeah but so so for those of you that haven't 47:51.360 --> 47:56.340 seen this video that got like 20 million hits it's just ridiculous this blacksmiths goes i'm tired 47:56.340 --> 48:01.940 of hearing you know that that because uh steel jet fuel can't melt steel beams he was i'm going 48:01.940 --> 48:07.560 to prove it he goes i've got this one inch thick structural steel one inch thick thick he's got 48:07.560 --> 48:13.720 it in a furnace okay in a blow furnace he goes he goes it's heated up to just 300 degrees hotter 48:13.720 --> 48:19.280 than than than jet fuel could possibly do it but he's got it in a furnace for how long 48:19.280 --> 48:25.460 and he shows that it can it gets red hot and you can bend it it still sounds like metal when you 48:25.460 --> 48:31.320 hit it and it's the most ridiculous argument ever because the jet fuel burned off within if 48:31.320 --> 48:39.240 there was jet fuel within a minute okay okay no no and then now there's all these other videos out 48:39.240 --> 48:46.040 there um that are just completely mocking this but you know people that that refuse to uh even 48:46.040 --> 48:52.100 consider that 9-11 was anything but you know it's very it's very fun to to stir up the 48:52.100 --> 48:56.160 geese on our facebook page that's why you do you don't believe that video is that i didn't even 48:56.160 --> 49:02.740 watch it you are watching at all i fucking read the title of it and was like well this will be fun 49:02.740 --> 49:09.300 yeah and so i just took a hard stance because it's hilarious all right i'm done i'm going to switch 49:09.300 --> 49:14.040 this to a sanbernadino fact okay hold on can we play it again then we don't have a sanbernino 49:14.040 --> 49:18.600 fact um just one thing when we talked about sanbernadino sanbernadino a couple weeks ago 49:18.600 --> 49:26.600 one of the things was there was a a drill in that same room a year prior to the day 49:26.600 --> 49:33.040 with some of the same people that were killed okay what are the odds tim pretty good 49:34.000 --> 49:39.540 what does that mean though so there was a in the exact same room i believe it was a year to the 49:39.540 --> 49:45.840 day they had a a shooter a mass shooting drill in that room and the victims in that room 49:45.840 --> 49:50.760 played in that drill a year ago what are the chances of that happening so they were prepared 49:51.430 --> 49:56.940 it's prepared they died oh that that remains to be seen yeah great exactly 50:01.260 --> 50:05.860 mike yeah it's the end of the year it's our where this is our last show of the year 50:05.860 --> 50:12.720 why don't you come clean and just admit that you know all this stuff is real and you just 50:12.720 --> 50:18.280 play in the troll you know it i just pull off my face and i'm a full geico lizard yeah there you are 50:18.920 --> 50:24.460 i got another funny story if you guys don't know okay so um so i'm making the open heart army 50:24.460 --> 50:28.740 edibles recipe which i tried to tell you guys sorry you're gonna have to email me or something 50:28.740 --> 50:35.240 but um i i'm making them for because this is how i barter with people now and uh i uh as i pull 50:35.240 --> 50:39.620 them out of the oven i drop all of them out of the tinfoil right so here comes my yellow lab 50:39.620 --> 50:44.780 like like charging towards these edibles right and two of them like kind of got mushy when they hit 50:44.780 --> 50:48.920 the ground so i just scooped them up and shoved them in my mouth right there you go and so i'm like 50:48.920 --> 50:52.420 oh man i had all this work that i was gonna do all right let me see if i can you know muscle 50:52.420 --> 50:57.780 up so i went got my stuff done about an hour into it i'm like i'm tripping so hard and i'm like 50:57.780 --> 51:02.340 shit i can't even i was i was down the street from our friend uh friend mike tracy i couldn't 51:02.340 --> 51:06.760 even drive home i just went to his house and sat on the couch of course i walk in and his whole 51:06.760 --> 51:10.540 family's there there's like there's like nine of them in this house they're like 51:10.540 --> 51:14.620 old fashioned irish dinner it was like his dad's like pussy you know as soon as i sit down i'm like 51:14.620 --> 51:21.180 oh my god here we go like i quit drinking he's like you fuck and i'm watching they're what they're 51:21.180 --> 51:24.720 playing a basketball game so that's like the nba basketball game and i'm like i'm sitting here 51:24.720 --> 51:29.440 like fresh off mystery school like what is going on these people's like their whole life they're 51:29.440 --> 51:34.020 playing basketball so i'm having like did you see an aura around the lebron james you can't do it 51:34.020 --> 51:37.800 on the tv it doesn't work that way we can see in my mind's eye though and then um they switch between 51:37.800 --> 51:42.360 that and like donald trump screaming against bill o'reilly you know so i'm like about my head's 51:42.360 --> 51:47.200 about to explode now because i'm like i'm so i'm i've just stayed in the cosmic for like four 51:47.200 --> 51:51.560 straight days and i'm like yo i cannot believe that this is what like the regular world looks 51:51.560 --> 51:55.160 like with donald trump and bill o'reilly right people cheering in the background like there's 51:55.160 --> 52:00.100 no way that the world works this way right and i'm now i'm i'm blasting off i'm like oh my god 52:00.100 --> 52:03.960 this is the uncomfortable high where all your fears are so amplified i'm like what am i 52:03.960 --> 52:08.980 doing with my life you know i'm sitting next to the tracies you know and then they switch back to 52:08.980 --> 52:13.940 the basketball game and i guess they had like this flagrant foul and the referee is looking 52:13.940 --> 52:17.580 into the screen and they're checking to see like what what the foul is going on you know 52:17.580 --> 52:22.540 right and and it's going on and on and on forever and the camera angle had the back of the ref 52:22.540 --> 52:26.560 and just over shoulder so you could see the monitor and the number on the back of the 52:26.560 --> 52:31.000 ref was the number 27 right so three quarters of the screen for people that are just tuning 52:31.000 --> 52:34.500 in 27 is my yellow brick road right it stands for tripping and numerology 52:34.500 --> 52:38.940 so for me whenever i've been seeing it lately it's like i'm like oh it's like a big message to me 52:38.940 --> 52:43.640 so here i am i just start tripping and they switch back to the screens the number 27 on it 52:43.640 --> 52:49.440 and they say this is the longest reveal in the history of the nba for like 15 minutes 52:49.440 --> 52:55.800 it is this number 27 as i'm just blasting off i'm like no way this has happened again 52:55.800 --> 52:59.900 that's pretty hilarious that's my 27 update i thought the ref was gonna come out from 52:59.900 --> 53:01.520 looking at the play and have your face 53:04.900 --> 53:10.240 mike anything to promote oh is that it uh oh we have two new years resolutions oh yeah i guess we 53:10.240 --> 53:14.600 do you're right did we talk about anything of substance in this episode yeah i'm pretty sure 53:14.600 --> 53:18.380 we got to there were a few fumbles but i think we kind of uh we at least made it to the red zone 53:18.380 --> 53:23.440 once or twice well i mean we did it you know another cosmic christmas do you uh do you 53:23.440 --> 53:28.980 believe in like space and all that stuff i do okay for the time being okay i can read my 53:28.980 --> 53:33.080 roast joke i have for you tim did i have you looked into it have i looked into it i have gone 53:33.080 --> 53:38.420 there like a thousand times in my consciousness can i uh can i read one roast joke for each of you 53:38.420 --> 53:43.780 please all right so since the launch of our podcast tim has been accused of rape several 53:43.780 --> 53:49.920 times so i guess he really is a religious leader oh i like that one religious leader 53:49.920 --> 53:54.180 dave doesn't have any tattoos and not because he's jewish it's because he thinks the needle will 53:54.180 --> 54:00.540 give him ass burgers that's a good one you guys are fucking let's get the crowd in here come on guys 54:00.540 --> 54:05.860 all right i think i went into the open mic segment new year's resolution the open mic bit is 54:05.860 --> 54:10.740 actually good i think it's i think it's got legs okay not like that guy from the boston marathon 54:10.740 --> 54:17.120 that's right okay what are we doing we're doing news resolutions okay who's going first david 54:17.680 --> 54:23.860 my new year's resolution is to not believe anything i'm told until i see evidence to myself all right 54:23.860 --> 54:28.500 switching it up yeah mic's doing it mic pheney what uh what's your new year's resolution uh 54:28.500 --> 54:34.860 mine's to believe everything i'm told until i prove another one okay mine's to find the third thing 54:34.860 --> 54:40.740 between those two things no mine is uh my new year's resolution is to pump out as much 54:40.740 --> 54:45.400 materials i can while still maintaining my sanity and uh you know continuing to build my empire 54:45.400 --> 54:48.020 so that i can take out the united nations 54:51.060 --> 55:00.000 my new year's resolution is to remain open to truth and um and be nice to myself that's important 55:00.000 --> 55:04.080 yeah that's important you gotta stop drinking for that don't forget to watch the new amazing 55:04.080 --> 55:10.260 documentary life of adam it's on youtube the life of adam uh check it out it's all about 55:11.720 --> 55:18.020 blowing uh mine blowing period and uh wish i hope everyone had a merry uh hoax miss and uh 55:18.020 --> 55:25.680 happy new fears it works every time yeah awesome it's a couple days before new years right yeah 55:25.680 --> 55:31.420 yeah happy new year everybody happy happy happy happy at my and for more about 55:32.820 --> 55:38.220 did it mic tea feeding yeah i don't even know if that's it is it uh i think we're all right 55:38.220 --> 55:38.800 All right, well, then, whatever. 55:38.820 --> 55:39.980 The third thing, dot net. 55:41.160 --> 55:42.480 All right, peace out. 55:44.160 --> 55:45.880 You can see it when you look out your window, 55:46.140 --> 55:47.560 or when you turn on your television. 55:48.700 --> 55:50.780 You can feel it when you go to work, 55:51.840 --> 55:54.800 when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. 55:56.360 --> 55:59.120 It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes 55:59.120 --> 56:00.220 to blind you from the truth. 56:00.980 --> 56:03.140 Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, 56:03.420 --> 56:05.320 born into a prison that you cannot smell 56:05.320 --> 56:06.520 or taste or touch. 56:06.520 --> 56:09.640 A prison for your mind.