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I met a man the other day who thought the earth was flat.

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I said, man, you must be crazy.

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Where the hell's your tinfoil hat?

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But he spoke with such conviction that he believed the words he spoke.

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And something deep inside me knew this couldn't be a joke.

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But why would he believe this, and why believe such things?

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Because everybody knows the earth's a ball and that it spins.

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Well, you must be pretty crazy if you think the earth is flat.

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Because we all know that it's a globe, and that's a simple fact.

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So I said, what about the photographs that NASA takes from space?

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He gave a knowing smile and told me, man, those things are fake.

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But what about the videos that I've seen with my two eyes?

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What about them?

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He replied, have you heard of CGI?

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Oh, NASA's faking everything that you have ever seen.

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And as for flying to the moon, well, they ain't never been.

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Indeed, my friend, their line scum is there for you to see.

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Just take some time, look into it, and the truth will set you free.

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Well, I was kind of skeptical, but I have an open mind.

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And what he said was interesting, and I've got a little time.

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So I grabbed myself a doobie, and I started watching vids.

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Because if NASA's really lying, then they're lying to my kids.

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And as I watched, I got angry, as I learned of the deceit.

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The global earth deception was right there at my feet.

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Well, holy shit, this could be true.

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What if we're not on a globe?

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The more I learned, the more I yearned,

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the more I started to probe.

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I upturned every rock of information.

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I could find.

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I started to unlock the truth, the war upon my mind.

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I had a thousand questions I just couldn't understand.

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I had to meet that man again, that flat earth man.

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Oh, NASA's faking everything that you have ever seen.

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And as for flying to the moon, well, they ain't never been.

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Indeed, my friend, their line scum is there for you to see.

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Just take some time, look into it, and the truth will set you free.

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Well, I caught him up that evening, and he agreed to me.

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He was very welcome in, and he showed me to my seat.

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He said, I see you've done some research, my open-minded friend.

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I know you'll have some questions which we'll get to in the end.

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First, take a look at what's on these walls, paintings of a globe.

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I painted every single one of these.

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Don't you know?

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You see, back in the day before computers, I was in demand.

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An artist painting everything I saw upon the land.

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Landscapes were my favorite, I was awfully good at those.

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Many people told me that they looked just like photos.

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And then one day I got a call from a real important dude.

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He asked me if I'd like a job and said the money's good.

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Well, that's the job I asked him, then I'll wait for his reply.

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He'll be painting globes for NASA, then he promptly said goodbye.

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Well, I was sworn a secrecy, I could not tell a soul.

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But I just got myself a job with NASA painting globes.

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My work was published globally in every magazine.

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To fool the people of where we live, a truly evil scheme.

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See, we don't live on a globe,

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he said the earth is truly flat.

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I've been on the inside and I know that that's a fact.

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Oh, NASA's faking everything that you have ever seen.

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And as for flying to the moon, well, they ain't never been.

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Indeed, my friend, their life comes there for you to see.

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Just take some time, look into it and the truth will set you free.

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Well, we talked until the sun came up and my mind was truly blown.

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This man had challenged everything that I thought I thought I'd known.

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And finally it was clear to me to why these bastards lie.

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And finally it was clear to me about the reasons why.

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It's all about control, you know, to get inside your head.

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It's all about the money too, they got an awful lot of bread.

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$50 million, man, what could you do with that?

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That's what NASA gets a day to hide the earth is flat, you see.

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If they can get you to believe that you're on a spinning ball.

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Well, things like God and creation just make no sense at all.

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It all exploded from nothing right with their theory of Big Bang.

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It's true satanic mind control from the Freemasonic gang.

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You see, it's only Freemasons that get to go to space.

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They're the evil bastards who are lying to your face.

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Yeah, NASA's pretty evil, man.

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The whole thing is such a fraud.

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The only reason they exist is to hide a loving God.

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Oh, NASA's faking everything that you would ever see.

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NASA's flying to the boomer they ain't never been.

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Indeed, my friend, that lying scum is there for you to see.

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Just take some time to look into it and the truth will set you free.

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Yeah, NASA's pretty evil, man.

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They're a lying scum bag.

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Take some time, man.

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Look into it.

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I did.

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Now, my mind is truly blown.

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The truth will set you free.

