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What's up rabbit-holers, rabbit-holerinos, rabbit-hole monkeys?

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This is Mike Cannon with D-I-T-R-H.

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This episode of very special Sandy Hook Christmas.

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It gets real heavy.

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Deep inside the rabbit hole, with comedian Mike Cannon.

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Because if you're going to consistently speak horseshit

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and not be questioned on it, anybody can be correct.

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Tim Rothschild.

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I was like, this is what I'm good at.

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Nobody can drink and still function as much as I can.

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It's obvious that this avatar is a party bot.

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And Dave Weiss.

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I believe that the towers were taken down by directed energy,

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that no planes were on 9-11, that no kids died at Sandy Hook.

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Nobody got injured at Boston.

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The Paris was fake.

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San Bernardino was fake.

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And the earth is flat.

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Oh boy, baby.

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Welcome, everybody, to a very special,

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a very Sandy Hook Christmas special.

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A very Sandy Hook Christmas special.

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Deep inside the rabbit hole, that's pretty much the only...

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We named this episode a week ago.

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That's never happened.

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Mike, you've been outspokenly mocking Sandy Hook this week.

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You got your Sandy Christmas outfit?

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I have my Santa Clause.

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Yeah, my Sandy Clause outfit on.

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I just felt like, you know, rolling with the spirit of things.

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Sandy Hook's Christmas?

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He sat in the bathroom, rehearsing this.

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Sandy Hook's, I'm going to say it.

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That's pretty good.

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Also, this beard and everything pretty much has to come off.

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I'm wildly uncomfortable instantly.

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All right, well, let's...

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Start over.

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Let's start over.

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No, keep going.

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No, welcome, everybody.

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I'm Mike Cannon, as you heard on the intro,

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which is hilarious.

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I love how...

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Yeah, first bone to pick with Dave and Tim

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without even introducing you first

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is that there was already a creative decision

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made without me on that.

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Like, I heard it.

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Shelby and John are producers.

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That is just you shirking your own responsibility.

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They send us...

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Says who?

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They sent it to me.

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He didn't know.

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Tim didn't know.

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He...

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You cut off...

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You had a hand in cutting off the line at the end of Dave's.

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No, I sent a side text to John saying,

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hey, I'm doing a side text here

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because I don't want it to become a thing or whatever.

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I would just suggest at the end of Dave's thing

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not having the part where he says,

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I'm crazy because...

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I said, David is a force.

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I didn't know he did that.

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I said, David is a force

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and what makes him so ridiculous, good and bad

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is when he doesn't think he's crazy.

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No, of course.

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And so when he says all those things...

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I'm not crazy.

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That's what I'm saying.

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But I look crazy.

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You look great.

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Well, I was...

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You're aging well.

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It's not like the dark side at all.

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I was going to say that it actually...

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It showcased a sense of humor in Dave.

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I didn't think that it tipped any of his beliefs

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because anybody that is willing to invest

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six minutes into the show can kind of see that that's...

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He's not...

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He's not kidding.

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Well, I didn't know that it was cut out at all

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until right now, okay?

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Because John and I's conversation went right into me

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just supporting him

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and just telling him how thankful I am

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for the platform.

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It was great.

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I came in today and Shelby looked like he was like,

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you know, going through a funeral.

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Really?

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Yeah, he was just like...

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This is a grieving process.

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Isn't the clip...

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I just placed the clip of you is the day

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I walked out, right?

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I think it is, yeah.

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I still haven't heard that episode,

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but this is how authentic and organic I am.

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I am blackout drunk saying the most s's

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with as much booze in my mouth

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that's humanly possible.

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And I'm like, keep it.

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That is completely...

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That is symbolic of me on this show.

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I had no comment about it.

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I heard it.

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I'm sure.

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This is good.

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Yeah, Mike won't be upset about that.

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You know, he's made countless pretty decent

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lucid points.

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People know who you are.

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Well, we'll see.

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Let's introduce our guest

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and then kind of get into our first thing

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which we're, you know, getting...

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Let's personally update.

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But Justin Yilan has very funny comic,

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very funny actor.

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That's me.

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Yeah, a lot of them.

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You nailed it.

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And also another actor, exactly, Dave.

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I knew you were going to have something to say about that.

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That's actually so funny because dude,

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like I'm not...

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You know, on the website here,

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they say I'm a comedian.

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I'm not a comedian, right?

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Not with that attitude.

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I'm sitting...

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We're some can-do and elbow grease tip.

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Oh, shit.

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Is that twice?

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It could be.

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We're in the green room and I'm like,

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this guy's really funny for like a guy

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that's just hopping on the show

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and never been behind a microphone before.

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I was pretty impressed.

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Somebody said that about you?

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No, this is what I was saying about our guest.

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Oh, yeah.

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I didn't know your...

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Honestly, I was just like,

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this is a charming, charismatic guy

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that Mike pulled off the street.

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Well, this isn't the first time

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I've had a black chef stuff

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in my face.

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Well, I've been going

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to a lot of Sandy Hook griefing meetings.

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So, that's where I picked up Justin.

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Yeah, it's like my little fight club.

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Like, I go to all of these conspiracy meetings.

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Wait, dude, first rule of Sandy Hook.

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You're absolutely right.

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You're absolutely right.

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What was I thinking?

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Am I getting electrocuted?

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Is that what this noise is?

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Same here.

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You and I are tied to each other.

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I know, yeah.

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Dave and I are tethered to each other

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because I feel like

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people expect some sort of tornado.

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Could've told you that.

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Could've told you that.

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Yeah, I'm taking off this hat.

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I can't deal with it.

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Even if my hair is out of control.

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So, Justin, we're gonna get to

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the meat of this episode

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in just a second.

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But first, we have to stick

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to a very important guideline.

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We have some personal updates.

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Cool.

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I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Well, perfect.

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Thank you.

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Which we don't even have

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an intro for, do we?

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And here's the structure

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that was put upon you

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because we have to turn

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into a real show.

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I gotta admit that,

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you know, I don't do well

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when structures are placed upon me.

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Me neither.

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Everything from like

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significant others to education.

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I just didn't,

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I just don't respond well to it.

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So even today,

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when you come in high anxiety

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and you're like,

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Tim, you're ready for your part

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and I'm just like,

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my brain just blanks out

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and I'm just like, I'm out.

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Oh, that's similar to

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when we're recording.

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Practicing your fake acting, Tim.

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That was good.

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All right, so I have to

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actually tell this story

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because I just got a,

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like last Friday,

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as Dave likes to point out,

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I coach soccer

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every once in a while

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for like, you know,

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I like to point that out.

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Pretty often,

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when you talk about my career

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as a comedian,

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you're like, well,

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Coach,

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and soccer either way.

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And so usually it's like

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two to 10 years old

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and these kids were eight

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year old, eight years old

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and it's an after-school program

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and they're all pretty talented.

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So two of the best players,

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we're talking a lot of shit.

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They said we could beat

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any two of the people here.

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So the other coach

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and I were like, all right,

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let's fucking do it.

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So we're going to play against them.

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So we like,

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we were beating them like

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handedly, like six nothing.

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Well, there's,

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they're eight years old.

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Yeah.

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And we were taking it

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very seriously.

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So I'm,

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I'm then running.

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We're on the hardwood floor.

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Cause even though it's still springtime

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in New York city,

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we're not outside.

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But,

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and I'm dribbling down the floor

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and this kid

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slides in out of nowhere

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like a running fucking tackle

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completely gets the ball

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like a beautiful play.

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I've never,

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it was the cleanest fucking

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in the box play I've ever seen,

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but my toe tapped the ball

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as he was making contact.

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So I literally just ejected

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my momentum

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and rose up like what seemed

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like seven or eight feet.

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And I see my direct path

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is right on this eight year old

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soft tempo.

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Oh God,

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I'm gonna picture you in the sand

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out.

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Dude, I am,

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I was still.

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I am in as a beard

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lying behind you.

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The beard is going up

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in the head.

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Not only mushing his head,

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but also ruining his childhood

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in one fell swoop.

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So I'm just,

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I see my elbow making

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an absolute beeline

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for this kid's death spot.

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And I just said,

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the only way I'm not going

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to kill this child

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is to make like a drastic

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in the air move.

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So I kind of just like flailed

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my body that only a white

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ballerina could.

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And I just completely

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missed the kid,

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but smashed my elbow

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directly on the on the

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hardwood,

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jerking my entire shoulder up.

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I thought I broke my collarbone.

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Somehow my hip,

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my left hip and my back

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right rib struck

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the floor at the same time.

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And I got up seeing stars

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and I was stifling throw up

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and tears like in front of

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28 year old kids.

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I was literally dizzy,

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like kind of stumbling through

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and one of the kids is like,

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you all right?

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And the other coach was like,

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hey, Mike, you good?

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And I'm like, there's good going.

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Keep going, like trying to

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catch my breath.

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And I basically that night,

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I was filming the half hour

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at New York Comedy Club.

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So I was like,

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I think I might just have to

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sit throughout this entire

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fucking performance

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while I'm trying to submit it

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for a special.

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But I,

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I took a shot of whiskey

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in some Advil

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and fucking powered through.

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Is that the same night

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that your fiance sent me pictures

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of you blacked out line

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in the bed?

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No, no.

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It was a rough weekend.

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That was amazing.

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Yeah, I medicated quite a bit

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because every morning,

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every like subsequent morning

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that I woke up,

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the pain was like way worse.

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Like, I don't know

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if you've hurt yourself

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since you've been 30,

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but it's, I don't know

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if that's like a cutoff date

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or something,

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but this is like the worst

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my bones have felt

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after a fall

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in my entire life.

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Like I even had

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the mindset of a young kid.

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I like, I got,

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I remember hitting the ground.

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I was like, well,

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you're fine.

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And then I went to get up.

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I was like, you are not okay.

09:47.290 --> 09:48.430
Are you wearing the button yet?

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So the next time you fall down

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and you can't get up,

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you can press it.

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The life alert.

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Yeah.

09:53.630 --> 09:54.550
It's got the giant button.

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So my fucking fat,

09:55.690 --> 09:56.710
stumpy thumb can actually

09:56.710 --> 09:57.450
make contact.

09:58.470 --> 09:59.810
So in typical fashion,

09:59.970 --> 10:01.070
Tim and Dave have checked out

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of a personal microphone.

10:02.570 --> 10:02.810
Look at the texts

10:02.810 --> 10:03.590
that we were sending

10:03.590 --> 10:05.150
to each other the other night.

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Oh, well,

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you start texting me.

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I didn't realize

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that you were drunk.

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You sent me a text.

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Hopefully I could do this right.

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Is this the group text

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that I'm just like, please

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turn off my phone?

10:14.870 --> 10:15.350
No, yeah.

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You can't get out of it.

10:16.730 --> 10:17.390
Completely exed out of that

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at this point.

10:18.170 --> 10:18.890
It's just, you know,

10:19.350 --> 10:20.450
Dave, Mike and I just

10:20.450 --> 10:21.490
started talking and he sends

10:21.490 --> 10:22.250
me a picture of him

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and his fiance.

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And I said, I'm making edibles.

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Do you want some

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for Christmas Eve?

10:25.910 --> 10:26.930
Or am I doing this alone?

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And you go, yes,

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are you fat?

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I meant gay,

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but fat fits well too.

10:31.530 --> 10:32.170
And I wrote,

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no.

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And that's a first sign.

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If I'm using any kind

10:36.350 --> 10:37.770
of homophobic rhetoric,

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chances are,

10:39.090 --> 10:40.010
my father's coming out

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of my mouth.

10:40.590 --> 10:41.030
You fell,

10:41.030 --> 10:42.790
you fell right back at the

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high school.

10:43.230 --> 10:44.030
I mean, because it's like,

10:44.190 --> 10:45.810
I had echoes of going into

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what you get.

10:46.690 --> 10:47.550
Echoes of going into

10:47.550 --> 10:48.850
AP psych and hearing you

10:48.850 --> 10:49.910
and Rob screaming,

10:50.090 --> 10:51.190
Timmy, fat and gay.

10:51.670 --> 10:52.690
Timmy, fat and gay.

10:52.930 --> 10:54.390
Just totally just nudging

10:54.390 --> 10:55.590
and poking that,

10:55.650 --> 10:56.430
that PTSD,

10:56.930 --> 10:58.310
that body dysmorphic stuff

10:58.310 --> 10:59.370
left over from when I was

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fat.

10:59.810 --> 10:59.870
Right.

11:00.190 --> 11:00.810
So I'm like, oh,

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thanks, Mike.

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You know,

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like, thanks,

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thanks for more PTSD.

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He has a good laugh.

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And I go,

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you know,

11:05.350 --> 11:06.610
a dead saint had to save

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me from that prison.

11:07.970 --> 11:08.990
You go most fun ever.

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So thank you for

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making me strong.

11:11.030 --> 11:11.490
And then you said,

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and I sent a picture of me

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and my cat.

11:13.270 --> 11:13.530
And you go,

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is that your brother?

11:16.170 --> 11:16.490
Okay.

11:17.130 --> 11:17.430
So,

11:17.470 --> 11:18.970
so already he's coming at me.

11:19.050 --> 11:19.470
I go, yes,

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dude, he split his soul

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and came back as two cats.

11:21.850 --> 11:23.110
I kept getting chicks pregnant

11:23.110 --> 11:23.790
to bring him back,

11:23.830 --> 11:24.850
but they kept aborting him.

11:24.910 --> 11:25.210
And he said,

11:25.310 --> 11:25.590
it hurts.

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So he just came as cats.

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I can keep going.

11:29.970 --> 11:30.350
You know, yeah,

11:30.490 --> 11:30.790
keep going.

11:30.910 --> 11:31.190
All right.

11:31.270 --> 11:32.250
So you said, ha, ha,

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that's amazing.

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So I got you on board for a

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second.

11:35.370 --> 11:36.250
I go, yeah,

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man, lots going on

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behind the scenes.

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I thought it would be great

11:38.450 --> 11:39.730
to bring him back for 20 years

11:39.730 --> 11:40.670
deep inside the rabbit hole

11:40.670 --> 11:41.550
reunion or something.

11:42.150 --> 11:43.190
And then it went on.

11:43.470 --> 11:44.330
And then I don't think it goes

11:44.330 --> 11:44.550
well.

11:44.690 --> 11:45.570
So, uh, no, then you said,

11:46.890 --> 11:47.870
you said a couple of mean

11:47.870 --> 11:48.470
things to me.

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I'm out in the coal.

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I'll talk to you never.

11:50.690 --> 11:51.210
And I said,

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you've hurt my feelings

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several times tonight.

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I'm going to take it out

11:53.870 --> 11:54.530
on my cat brothers.

11:54.670 --> 11:54.910
You said,

11:54.950 --> 11:55.590
you're proud of yourself.

11:55.730 --> 11:55.930
I said,

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I'm not drinking.

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And it makes me feel a lot.

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So thank you.

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It makes you feel better.

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You're drinking a ton.

12:02.390 --> 12:02.790
You said,

12:02.930 --> 12:03.090
you know,

12:03.090 --> 12:04.110
things with downhill from there

12:04.110 --> 12:05.430
until finally I got a picture of

12:05.430 --> 12:07.130
Mike face down in his underwear.

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And I was like,

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I had a call.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I was in rough shit.

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I mean, I had been drinking all day

12:14.010 --> 12:15.130
and that's why my voice is

12:15.130 --> 12:15.930
a little hoarse as well.

12:16.010 --> 12:16.510
That was Sunday

12:17.030 --> 12:17.730
because we were watching

12:17.730 --> 12:18.510
the Giants game

12:18.510 --> 12:19.410
and which was one of the more

12:19.410 --> 12:21.570
like frustrating experiences

12:21.570 --> 12:22.710
of my entire life

12:22.710 --> 12:23.750
for I'm screaming

12:23.750 --> 12:24.650
in the middle of this

12:24.650 --> 12:25.390
dead bar.

12:25.670 --> 12:26.410
They are on the

12:26.410 --> 12:26.990
Upper East Side.

12:27.070 --> 12:27.770
It literally looked like

12:27.770 --> 12:29.210
the Monday afternoon shift

12:29.210 --> 12:30.250
at Moe's Tavern

12:30.250 --> 12:31.490
in the Simpsons.

12:31.490 --> 12:33.170
It was just sad divorced dad.

12:33.490 --> 12:34.770
No food being served.

12:34.970 --> 12:36.310
Everybody just boozing face.

12:36.470 --> 12:37.450
We actually ordered food

12:37.450 --> 12:38.310
from a better bar

12:38.310 --> 12:39.190
and just sat there

12:39.190 --> 12:39.930
and screamed shit.

12:40.450 --> 12:40.650
And then,

12:40.810 --> 12:41.850
so I drank all day,

12:42.010 --> 12:42.670
then went home.

12:42.930 --> 12:43.930
Nicole forced me to go out

12:43.930 --> 12:44.530
to dinner with her

12:44.530 --> 12:45.610
because that's a girl's

12:45.610 --> 12:46.610
most precious joy.

12:47.090 --> 12:48.610
And I drank like a bottle

12:48.610 --> 12:49.010
of sake

12:49.010 --> 12:49.710
and, you know,

12:49.830 --> 12:50.610
ended my night like that.

12:50.910 --> 12:51.410
It sounds like a nice

12:51.410 --> 12:51.830
little Monday.

12:52.410 --> 12:52.810
Yeah, it was all

12:52.810 --> 12:53.710
while I woke up Monday

12:53.710 --> 12:55.010
to coach more kids

12:55.010 --> 12:56.010
at 9.30 in the morning.

12:56.170 --> 12:56.650
It was a rough one.

12:56.710 --> 12:57.370
The real question is

12:57.370 --> 12:58.390
was it your underwear?

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I don't know.

12:59.670 --> 13:00.870
Probably one of her exes.

13:00.890 --> 13:01.230
No, it's definitely.

13:02.470 --> 13:03.470
It's definitely your underwear

13:03.470 --> 13:04.130
because it was like

13:04.130 --> 13:05.730
super tight around that plump

13:05.730 --> 13:06.250
butt of yours.

13:06.390 --> 13:06.810
It looked great.

13:07.110 --> 13:07.830
It looked great.

13:08.110 --> 13:08.950
There are some times

13:08.950 --> 13:10.050
where she wears underwear

13:10.050 --> 13:10.910
like boys' underwear

13:10.910 --> 13:11.870
that I don't recognize

13:11.870 --> 13:12.670
and I want to fucking

13:12.670 --> 13:13.530
burn our apartment

13:13.530 --> 13:14.110
to the ground.

13:16.250 --> 13:16.830
So, Tim,

13:16.970 --> 13:17.490
how are you feeling

13:17.490 --> 13:18.370
after the breast milk?

13:18.490 --> 13:19.490
It's predictive programming.

13:20.930 --> 13:22.010
The breast milk worked.

13:22.230 --> 13:22.310
You know,

13:22.390 --> 13:23.290
I had congestion moved

13:23.290 --> 13:24.030
for the first time.

13:24.050 --> 13:24.870
what was the lime juice that

13:24.870 --> 13:24.910
worked?

13:24.910 --> 13:25.950
It could have been the lime juice also.

13:26.090 --> 13:27.210
Well, no, I know it was the breast milk

13:27.210 --> 13:28.090
because for the first time

13:28.090 --> 13:29.250
in months I had movement,

13:29.450 --> 13:30.490
like congestion moved,

13:30.650 --> 13:30.870
you know,

13:30.970 --> 13:32.310
and so I knew that

13:32.310 --> 13:32.950
that was helping it.

13:33.030 --> 13:34.030
Then I doubled up

13:34.030 --> 13:35.050
with snorting lime juice

13:35.050 --> 13:35.810
three times a day

13:35.810 --> 13:36.690
for three straight days

13:36.690 --> 13:37.650
and that seemed to work.

13:37.650 --> 13:38.930
You know, I totally made that up.

13:39.150 --> 13:39.790
I mean, I had somebody

13:39.790 --> 13:40.790
make that video.

13:40.970 --> 13:42.290
I said, hey, make a video.

13:42.610 --> 13:43.050
Did you really?

13:43.810 --> 13:43.910
No.

13:44.830 --> 13:45.510
Did you really?

13:45.730 --> 13:46.490
No, but I wonder

13:46.490 --> 13:47.330
what I thought of it.

13:48.310 --> 13:48.970
How'd you fake

13:48.970 --> 13:50.350
300,000 views?

13:50.350 --> 13:51.310
Dave is up to a lot.

13:51.350 --> 13:51.530
Yeah.

13:52.390 --> 13:53.350
So I did that,

13:53.490 --> 13:54.070
but it turns out

13:54.070 --> 13:54.970
that I'm called YouTube

13:54.970 --> 13:55.590
and nothing.

13:56.450 --> 13:57.630
Once the sinus infection

13:57.630 --> 13:58.070
went away,

13:58.310 --> 13:59.310
it was revealed

13:59.310 --> 14:00.330
that I have a lot more

14:00.330 --> 14:01.130
shit going on.

14:01.310 --> 14:01.670
So luckily,

14:01.850 --> 14:03.030
after making all those videos,

14:03.390 --> 14:04.310
drawing so much attention

14:04.310 --> 14:05.230
and building communities

14:05.230 --> 14:06.190
around my sinus infection,

14:06.370 --> 14:06.970
I did get

14:06.970 --> 14:09.090
DJ Gina Turner's mom,

14:09.290 --> 14:09.750
Dr. Eva.

14:09.930 --> 14:10.690
She's like an angel.

14:10.870 --> 14:11.630
She offered to give me

14:11.630 --> 14:13.030
free chiropractic

14:13.030 --> 14:13.850
three times a day

14:13.850 --> 14:14.810
plus acupressure

14:14.810 --> 14:16.130
plus acupuncture.

14:16.510 --> 14:16.750
Wow.

14:16.990 --> 14:17.290
Yeah, yeah.

14:17.430 --> 14:18.050
So I thought you were

14:18.050 --> 14:18.850
going to say she was going

14:18.850 --> 14:20.350
to get more breast milk

14:20.350 --> 14:21.310
from her patients.

14:22.510 --> 14:23.530
And you were like,

14:23.550 --> 14:25.590
I found a colostrum pusher.

14:25.990 --> 14:26.750
Dude, I've been getting

14:26.750 --> 14:27.410
so many treatments.

14:27.570 --> 14:28.210
It's actually working.

14:28.390 --> 14:28.750
I feel good.

14:28.890 --> 14:29.570
Feel clear.

14:30.370 --> 14:31.170
So no more blanking out

14:31.170 --> 14:31.550
on the show.

14:31.870 --> 14:31.990
All right.

14:32.390 --> 14:33.030
Fucking solid.

14:33.250 --> 14:34.070
Dave, how about you?

14:34.170 --> 14:35.310
What's going on in your world?

14:35.630 --> 14:36.830
My world is absolutely

14:36.830 --> 14:37.210
crazy.

14:37.370 --> 14:38.110
I've been doing so many

14:38.110 --> 14:39.090
radio interviews

14:39.090 --> 14:40.390
on everything

14:40.390 --> 14:41.970
and I have a request

14:41.970 --> 14:42.530
to the fans.

14:42.770 --> 14:43.770
I've been getting hit up

14:43.770 --> 14:45.050
with Facebook friend requests

14:45.490 --> 14:46.770
50 to 100 a day

14:46.770 --> 14:47.110
sometimes.

14:47.470 --> 14:47.710
Mm-hmm.

14:47.830 --> 14:48.870
And I had,

14:48.950 --> 14:50.190
that's my personal page.

14:50.190 --> 14:50.250
Right.

14:50.570 --> 14:51.570
That's my personal page.

14:51.930 --> 14:52.870
If you want to be friends

14:52.870 --> 14:54.070
with me, just follow

14:54.070 --> 14:55.290
Deep Inside the Rabbit Hole.

14:55.390 --> 14:56.070
I'm serious.

14:56.270 --> 14:57.010
You're just pushing

14:57.010 --> 14:57.610
your business.

14:57.810 --> 14:57.950
No.

14:58.710 --> 14:59.850
Or exposing the big three

15:00.570 --> 15:01.010
or...

15:01.010 --> 15:01.530
Globe Earth.

15:01.950 --> 15:02.750
Globe Earth.

15:02.790 --> 15:03.870
Ball Earth skeptic.

15:04.190 --> 15:05.070
I'm actually on those

15:05.070 --> 15:06.110
pages more than I am

15:06.110 --> 15:06.670
on my homepage.

15:07.090 --> 15:07.190
Yeah.

15:07.390 --> 15:08.710
And I'm the only one there

15:08.710 --> 15:09.650
that's responding to them

15:09.650 --> 15:10.690
except if you say something

15:10.690 --> 15:11.850
really stupid on Deep Inside

15:11.850 --> 15:12.310
the Rabbit Hole.

15:12.430 --> 15:12.890
You know it's Mike.

15:13.110 --> 15:14.870
Or send an email, right?

15:14.990 --> 15:15.750
Email's probably pretty

15:15.750 --> 15:16.710
easy to go by.

15:16.750 --> 15:18.050
The problem is I cannot

15:18.050 --> 15:19.830
keep up with all the stuff

15:19.830 --> 15:20.570
and then people are like,

15:20.590 --> 15:20.850
you know what?

15:20.870 --> 15:21.330
He didn't respond.

15:21.570 --> 15:22.250
He can't answer it

15:22.250 --> 15:22.910
because he's a fucking

15:22.910 --> 15:23.370
shill.

15:23.550 --> 15:25.330
Or you respond with

15:25.330 --> 15:26.950
something completely angry

15:26.950 --> 15:27.710
and uncalled for

15:27.710 --> 15:28.510
like today on Twitter.

15:28.770 --> 15:29.010
It's like today, yes.

15:29.250 --> 15:29.890
I did tell a guy

15:29.890 --> 15:31.550
to GFY.

15:31.810 --> 15:31.950
Yeah.

15:32.310 --> 15:33.890
Why are you doing that?

15:33.990 --> 15:35.210
I'm fed up

15:35.210 --> 15:36.390
with people's stupidity.

15:36.710 --> 15:37.390
Do you not understand

15:37.390 --> 15:41.150
how revealing it is

15:41.150 --> 15:41.870
about the nature

15:41.870 --> 15:42.610
of what you do

15:42.610 --> 15:43.370
and that somebody

15:43.370 --> 15:44.150
challenges you

15:44.150 --> 15:44.450
and you go

15:44.450 --> 15:44.530
go fuck yourself?

15:44.530 --> 15:45.650
And he appreciated it.

15:45.850 --> 15:46.610
He appreciated it.

15:46.610 --> 15:47.150
He was a comedian

15:47.650 --> 15:48.550
and he appreciated it.

15:48.550 --> 15:49.090
I had a friend there.

15:49.230 --> 15:49.370
I was like,

15:49.410 --> 15:50.290
I've never met this kind

15:50.290 --> 15:51.190
in my entire life.

15:51.530 --> 15:52.030
But that's

15:52.030 --> 15:53.330
a hilarious instant

15:53.330 --> 15:54.110
go fuck yourself.

15:54.490 --> 15:55.330
If somebody comes

15:55.330 --> 15:55.630
at Dave,

15:55.630 --> 15:56.530
he's friends with you.

15:56.830 --> 15:57.510
you must want to kill

15:57.510 --> 15:58.290
yourself, you know,

15:58.550 --> 15:59.550
just listening to Dave.

15:59.930 --> 16:00.710
He didn't even say that.

16:00.810 --> 16:00.930
He goes,

16:00.990 --> 16:01.730
I don't know how you

16:01.730 --> 16:02.870
don't yell more often.

16:03.370 --> 16:04.010
And that was it.

16:04.690 --> 16:05.450
Dave had it.

16:05.570 --> 16:06.470
Absolutely had it.

16:06.490 --> 16:07.410
Sometimes I get to that

16:07.410 --> 16:08.170
point where it's just

16:08.170 --> 16:08.890
the final straw,

16:09.010 --> 16:09.590
which could happen

16:09.590 --> 16:10.390
at any moment.

16:11.050 --> 16:11.810
Jesus Christ.

16:12.510 --> 16:13.450
So just be careful.

16:13.450 --> 16:14.210
All right.

16:14.210 --> 16:15.990
Well, that was frightening as hell.

16:16.050 --> 16:16.670
So I didn't realize

16:16.670 --> 16:17.970
that was our update section.

16:18.570 --> 16:19.030
That's it.

16:19.030 --> 16:19.870
That's it for this episode.

16:20.110 --> 16:20.310
Yeah.

16:20.330 --> 16:20.690
All right.

16:20.690 --> 16:21.030
That's cool.

16:21.190 --> 16:22.190
I mean, we have more for

16:22.190 --> 16:22.710
next episode.

16:22.910 --> 16:23.410
I mean,

16:23.510 --> 16:24.550
we want to get to the point

16:24.550 --> 16:25.350
why we're here, right?

16:25.690 --> 16:26.470
Shelby's waving his hand.

16:26.870 --> 16:28.210
Because we have your,

16:28.490 --> 16:29.170
we have to get to the

16:29.170 --> 16:30.430
shamanic tradition of Christmas.

16:30.710 --> 16:31.010
Oh, look at you

16:31.010 --> 16:31.690
selling me,

16:31.890 --> 16:32.270
son of a bitch.

16:32.270 --> 16:32.590
I know.

16:32.890 --> 16:34.530
We have a lot to get to.

16:34.630 --> 16:34.970
All right.

16:35.110 --> 16:37.030
I'll keep the show going.

16:38.610 --> 16:39.330
So the,

16:39.870 --> 16:40.230
yeah,

16:40.350 --> 16:41.610
the reason why we have

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Justin here,

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and I want to,

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like I was talking to Dave,

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I want to,

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I want us to interview him

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and kind of get a perspective

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that we haven't seen on the show

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before,

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and then kind of break

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and we can all ask

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the conspiracy angle

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of the questions, right?

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Is that the preface

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by saying Justin's obviously

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a liar?

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Yeah.

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Sure.

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You already made it

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as an actor.

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Yeah.

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Full of shit too.

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All right.

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So it,

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so basically you're here

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because you have a

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direct connection

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with the Sandy Hook

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event.

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This is true.

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Dave already.

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So what can you explain?

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Are you from there?

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Like how,

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what exactly is your connection?

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So yes,

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I am from Newtown,

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Connecticut.

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I moved there when I was four

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and I was raised there.

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My dad has been.

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By the FBI.

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By the FBI.

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I've been raised.

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I'm already like,

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I'm just waiting

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for these fucking stupid questions.

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well, you're part of this

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conspiracy.

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I don't think you are.

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Dude,

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are you kidding?

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Dude,

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I've been in Newtown

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this entire time.

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this is exactly what people.

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Let me ask you.

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So did you go to the school?

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So my older brother,

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let me, let me actually.

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You couldn't even get tense.

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I know.

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Because this is,

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this is what I want.

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I'm listening.

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This is what I want out of this

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conversation.

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This is,

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I want the first ever

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cordial conversation

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between conspiracy theorists

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and person who has a close

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tie to the event.

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I think it can happen.

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Is there going to be

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emotional flare up for sure?

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But let's,

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at the very beginning,

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at least like start

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at a kind of low-key baseline.

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Copy that.

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Alright.

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The 30-Lar continue.

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No, but I accept that.

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I take that.

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I'm not even,

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I'm not even in on it.

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Just have fun.

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So anyway,

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so just to,

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so yes,

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I am from Newtown.

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Okay.

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My dad has been a

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EMT in Newtown

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for 30 years,

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or 35 years,

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something like that.

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And my little brother

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who at the time was 21

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was an EMT

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in Newtown as well.

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Were they volunteer?

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This was their,

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yeah, their volunteer.

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My brother now is

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a full blown paramedic.

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Sure.

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In Sandy Hook or Newtown proper?

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So Sandy Hook is like,

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is like a burrow of Newtown.

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So when you say Newtown,

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it encompasses Sandy Hook.

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Okay.

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There are four elementary schools

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in Newtown,

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Sandy Hook being one of them.

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People say that

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it wasn't an active

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school at the time.

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Which I've debated because

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my girlfriend's cousin

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went there.

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You know,

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so there,

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that firehouse

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that everyone saw there.

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Like that was like

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what everyone saw

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with the helicopters flying.

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I did martial arts

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at that firehouse in the back

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there for like 14 years.

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Okay.

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And we would,

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What is the note of that?

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They say that's not a real

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active firehouse.

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Oh, that's hysterical.

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You can go there now.

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It's a real firehouse.

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Yeah, for sure.

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It's a well made firehouse.

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I just wasn't sure

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why the mention of it.

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I mean,

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he took martial arts

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in the back of the

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firehouse.

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Therefore Sandy Hook was real.

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Well,

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let's get to it.

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Let's build.

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So yeah.

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Inject the humor.

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I'm just saying that.

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So the CIA trained you

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in martial arts.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, for sure.

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Watch out,

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or I'll cut your jugular.

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I get it.

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So anyway,

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it just,

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you know,

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it's just,

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there were school,

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but it's,

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I know people that had kids

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there.

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Sure.

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You know,

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it's a real thing.

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Right.

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It was an active

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and it was an active school.

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So yeah,

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so my dad

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and my brother

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were first responders.

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They were the first non-ambulance

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on the scene.

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So what does that mean?

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They came straight from home.

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From home, yeah.

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Yeah, because they have the,

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they have their radios.

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I spent my entire childhood

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listening to these

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fucking radios going on.

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No, trust me,

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I did too with a volunteer

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fire,

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fireman neighbor.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And at the time,

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he was always shit-faced.

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Like always,

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like,

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well,

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they would just get behind

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the wheel of his car

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and just drive into a home.

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That seems safe.

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Yeah, that seems safe.

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Three houses down.

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So yeah,

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so they were,

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my brother at the time

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also was a police dispatch

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for Newtown.

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He was not dispatching

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at that time.

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So yeah, so...

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What does that mean?

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He's just making the call

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at the...

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He works for the police

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dispatch.

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Right.

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But at the time,

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he was not on,

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he wasn't working.

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He was just at home

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and so when the call came

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through,

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my dad and my brother

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were there.

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And where is home

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as opposed to

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Sandy Hook?

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It's in Newtown.

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So yeah.

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In one of the boroughs

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outside of Sandy Hook.

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Well, yeah,

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it's just,

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if you just said Newtown,

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it's all-encompassing.

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So like,

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yeah,

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it's like saying

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Blavilt and Tapan

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where Tim and I are from,

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but it's still orange.

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That helps.

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Yeah.

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I mean,

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it does.

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Most of our listeners

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are all friends of ours.

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But like,

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essentially if you were

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like New York City

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versus like,

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you know,

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Queens or whatever.

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I got it.

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You know,

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on a smaller scale.

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But yeah,

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so,

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yeah,

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like that day happened

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in, you know,

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I mean,

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have you spoken to them

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directly about it?

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Like what?

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Yeah.

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So they were the first

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non-ambulance.

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What exactly does that mean?

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Like how far along

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was the process?

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How long did it take

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them to get there?

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Like,

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God, I don't know.

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A couple of minutes.

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That I don't know.

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Sure.

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As soon as the call went on,

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you know,

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I'm also one of 15 kids.

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I should say that.

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Are you really?

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Holy shit.

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I'm one of 15 kids.

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So like-

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Your dad was busy.

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Yeah.

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Well, 11 are adopted.

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Your dad?

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My mom's a huge slut.

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She has a gaping vagina.

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The kids just walking out of,

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but whatever.

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That's actually where the

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real event happened.

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That's where they were

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holding girls.

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This is actually what

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I'm here to talk about.

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It's my mom's gaping

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vagina.

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Sorry, mom.

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She's 100% outlisted.

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No, totally.

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I'm very aware.

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I just texted her.

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But yeah.

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so,

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they,

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they are,

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felt,

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when I first found out,

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I was like,

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holy shit,

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like,

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cause I still have,

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like siblings that are

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in elementary school.

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So I freaked out

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because I heard this was

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going down and I'm like,

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I don't know if they're

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at the other elementary schools.

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You know,

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and my older brother,

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my older sister did go

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to Sandy Hook Elementary.

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Okay.

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And then we moved to a

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different part of town.

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What year was that?

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Do you mind me asking?

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My older brother was in

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89.

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My older sister was probably,

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I don't know,

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90,

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I don't know.

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I don't lie to us.

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Yeah.

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Does he know his sister?

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Yeah.

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She's not even,

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she's not even real.

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I don't have 15 siblings.

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You just got a bunch of

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frames from Marshalls.

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Yeah.

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You're counting all of them

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as you said,

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like.

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So anyway,

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yeah.

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They,

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I totally lost my

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china thought.

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So you were,

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So it happens when you lie.

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your family.

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Can we actually

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let this happen?

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You said you had family

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that went to Sandy Hook Elementary.

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Yeah.

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My older brother,

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my older sister.

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Oh yes.

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Anyone that went there

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from 2008 and beyond? No. Do you know anybody that went there those years? I do I have friends

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that have kids there. Do they have a yearbook because there's a $10,000 reward out for a

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yearbook? A $10,000 reward for any yearbook. I mean that's a no-brainer. I'll give you

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something better. From 2008 or beyond. Split it with you? Yeah, split it. T-shirts. T-shirts.

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I have a good friend of mine that was a who I graduated with. I'm not gonna say

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We're actually rubbing legs. I'm jerking them off under this thing. You wouldn't be

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the first. But I had a friend of mine that was a teacher there or she's still

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a teacher there. She's over at the school in Monroe now? Yeah. So she was there

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during the event? Yeah. I don't know anything about the

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school so just to kind of close off any questions or anything like that what

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part of the school did she work in? Was it near where it happened? Yes. Or what

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she and her friend one of her friends was Denise Soto who was shot. Right. Was she

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the one that put all the kids in the closet? I believe so. No, that's

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Caitlin Roy. Okay. Yeah, then there you go. All right. Then I had I went to

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college with we didn't know each other growing up but I went to college with

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a girl who was from Trumbull and her mom was the school psychologist and I

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actually went to her funeral and her mom used to come and pick us up from

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college in Virginia and drive us up. So I personally knew you went to the

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funeral of the woman that was killed. Yes. Just question was it open casket?

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Why? Okay. Now here's this is where I'll get like crazy because why would

24:48.790 --> 24:51.930
you have an open casket of someone who is who has been? All right. So the

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answer is no. No, but also it's going to be an I'm waiting for this one. Did

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you see any of the bodies? Why didn't why did your dad see? Well, I'll come

24:59.870 --> 25:09.090
at you. I'll come at you like that. I'm going to be. But it's one of those

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things where you know when you live in New Town or you're from New Town,

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right? You get bombarded with these questions all the time. And there's

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many people out there in every aspect of everything. There's assholes for

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sure as assholes. And it's I'm not one of them. I'm asking I'm asking

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questions. You know, the question that I really want to hear is is your dad

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went there with with his partner? There was two people went there or

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your brother? My little brother. Your little brother. And there was an

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interview that to the two first responders that came from a

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neighboring village in New Town or Sandy Hook, whatever it is, they

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took them about they said it took them about seven or eight minutes to

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get there. Then they had to sit by their truck for 35 45 minutes before

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they were escorted into the the the the the the were the were the next

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triage triage was right. So they were there was a triage unit at the

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at the fire station. And then there are they the two that went up to

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the other triage? I do know that they were in charge of the

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triage. Right. So but no kids were brought out to the triage. Yes.

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Okay. And so they were there. Can I tell you what happened at

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the triage? Yeah, the triage is where the parents actually I'll

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get I'll start getting emotional. The the that's where the

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parents would go and they would tell them that their kids weren't

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coming back. And and my brother and my dad were in charge of

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catching literally them as they like lost all feeling like if

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if you have kids, right? Yeah. So if someone told you that

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your kids aren't coming back like your kids are dead. Yeah,

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it would be hard. No, you can't even imagine. But let me let me

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stop you. And someone else was in charge of catching them. Right.

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And that that was my dad and my brother were in charge of

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catching them. So just. Yeah. All of the evidence of

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Sandy Hook doesn't show that anybody died or got hurt. But

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your dad was there. Didn't see any kids. The so we didn't

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get to that. Yeah. But no, but what I'm saying is if if

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I am right about this, that their parents are actors, you

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think they could act like, oh my God, and then and then

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traumatize your little brother so he can go around and

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spread like I was there and I caught the parents, but they

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didn't see anything. They didn't see Adam Lanza, who

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doesn't exist. They didn't see these kids. My brother

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went to school with Adam Lanza. So just to stop you

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there. My brother went to school with Adam Lanza. In

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what year? Fuck. He's well before 2008. We can catch up with

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that. Well, well before 2008. Before he went to high school

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with him. Yeah. So so it was before that. But and so but by

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saying that he didn't exist. Well, no, I'm just telling

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Tim fucking engage in the show. Get off your phone. I'm

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posting the live link for everyone that's asking for

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the live link. So they're saying they love the show.

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They want the life like that. So but by saying that he

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doesn't exist is I have an explanation for that. Okay. His

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brother Ryan Lanza used to be named Adam Lanza and he

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changed his name to sounds like a conspiracy. No, he was

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Adam Lanza and he changed his name to Ryan Lanza in 2008. Is

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that after? No, that's before before the event. So so

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when you look back in time, yes, there wasn't Adam Lanza.

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But he changed his name to Ryan Lanza. But then

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where is where is Ryan Lanza? He moved with his father.

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What Peter Lanza who's never been seen, never been

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spoken. There's only one picture of him with a blue

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shirt, low res. That's a that's a PNG file. And

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he he makes the statement later. I wish my son

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never in all fairness. I'm not going to have a

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bumper sticker on the back of my minivan. My kid

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murdered your kid at Sandy Hook. Don't you think

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some reporter would have caught him somewhere

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and said, Hey, how's it how you doing? You

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know, your son's the biggest mass murderer in

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the country of small children. How are you

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hanging? You know, if you're that guy, you

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don't want to like that. Don't you think you'd be

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seen somewhere one time anywhere and or or.

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Well, I mean, who knows, you know, that's a

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tough one. What I'm saying is I don't think

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you're lying at all. I think you are 100%

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genuine. But so far, you've been you've only

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seen what could be acting. Now, here's the

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deal. I am an actor. OK, I went to admittedly.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I am an actor. I went

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to school for acting. I went to high school

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with a girl that was a teacher there, right?

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And I saw her a year later and she was still

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couldn't like she was having a hard time

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caring. She's not an actress. I know her.

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I know where she was. So like, you know, so

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what? Why? Why is she? Is she? What did she

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say? I know. But my thing is, yes, you

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can you can hold it. Listen, I'm not going

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to. I'm not going to. I can't tell you

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what out of respect for that person. But

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like I I know that she was having a hard

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time just having a conversation with me

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later on and but like wanting to talk

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about it. Listen, I had a hard time

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talking about this just from the story.

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The story is emotional. It would bring

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tears to anyone's eyes that believe it.

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But just like these other events where

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they they have the event and everyone

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surrounding it thinks that something's

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going on, they hear the story of what's

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going on and they're like, oh, my God,

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I was right there. I was in the next

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room, but they didn't see anything.

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They're just told a story and they were

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there and they'll swear that it was real

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even though they didn't see anything.

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So until I see find somebody that's

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actually seen something. But I can

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I do it real quick. I'm sorry for

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interrupting. Let me tell you a story.

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I'm just curious like in what way did

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they run through the because again,

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like all of this seems like I'm a

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big proponent of if they were going

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to act this, why wouldn't they just do

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it? You know what I mean? If they're

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this evil to try to get a gun grab or

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whatever this this was this was meant

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to do, whatever it was meant to do, then

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why wouldn't they why wouldn't they just

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go and do it? And there's a morality I

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know a higher principle and stuff that

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we don't necessarily understand, which

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is your stance on it. But yeah, if they

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didn't do it, that means that the

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people that were near it that also

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experienced this by proxy must have

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gone through an event where they

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heard it, where they're locking them

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down, where there's a lot of panic.

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That just seems like really it didn't

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happen to me like it's not like

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that just seems like a crazy

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coordinated thing to put together. The

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reason I wanted to preface about like

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my dad and my family about having

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15 kids is like

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it's not like they were fucking

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conspiracies, they're not like they

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were you know like my dad when I was

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12 years old my dad got hired by a

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cigarette company to

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to go to work, they were going to

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double his salary his anyway. He made

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pretty decent money but when I was

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I might have been 15, he didn't do it.

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He was like you know what I have kids

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right you know so for me it's like

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just so that like that was just

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something that I was like

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this is that my dad's a fucking hero

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you know and I can I ask you a

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question that's going to be really

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uncomfortable.

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Go ahead did they how big is your

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dick? Well I already know that but

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um did they come into contact with

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any of the victims? I can't answer

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that because of out of respect for

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for my parents. Do you know the

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answer? I do know the answer.

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Well how come no paramedics were

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allowed into the school and all the

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kids were declared dead within eight

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minutes? How does that happen? Because

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when you go into a room where there

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are body parts all over the place and

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there's blood on the walls and there's

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kids all over the place do you really

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need someone to go in after you know

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do you need nine minutes to be like

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no there's survivors in here. A high

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powered assault rifle is going to cut

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through adult people. But they didn't

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have the assault rifle. The assault

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rifle was in the car. The assault

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rifle was found in the trunk of the

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car. They originally said that it

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was done with a long gun but it

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was in the trunk of the car and

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there's only casings in there from a

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handgun. I mean where are these facts

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from though? These are from the police

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report from the from the eight

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thousand page police report that they

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released a year later. We've also made

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it clear on the show and I want to

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make it clear again now that we're

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in agreement that a lot of these

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reports especially the ones that are

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made in that moment by mainstream

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media and otherwise

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are going to be inconsistent because

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then we're talking about the police

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report. I understand but I'm all but

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I'm just saying about the the

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difference in terms of reporting. So who

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knows what the fuck what they're

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reporting. If that even police report

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is real that you're saying. Oh it's not

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real. Well so there you go. I mean

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it's the police report. But that could

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be the conspiracy police report where

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a completely authentic one exists on

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some other website. Like I'm just

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saying this is all information that

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you're gathering. You never went to

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the sandy hook to the whatever the

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fucking town hall. I did. And demanded

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to see the police report. We did. And

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you saw it. No they won't give it to

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us. Okay. And the all. Do you

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understand why. No. I mean like. There's

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been foyer requests put through for

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for for the dash cam videos that they

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won't give them to us. But would you

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give them to some at like and I'm not

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calling you an asshole but I'm calling

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you an asshole. But I mean like in

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terms of but I mean are you all right.

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Can you tell me with a hundred percent

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certainty a hundred percent certainty

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right now that there's not an out

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that it was definitely conspiracy that

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definitely didn't it it was it didn't

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really happen. A hundred percent

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certainty. You know right now that

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there wasn't a a psycho that went into

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a fucking school and saw it down 20

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kids and six adults. A hundred percent

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certainty. You can look at me in the

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eye and tell me that. Yeah. Fuck. And

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we'll be right back. Merry Christmas

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everybody. Merry hoax miss everybody.

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All right you want to take a minute

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and then we'll come back. Sure. Yeah.

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Let's just take a minute. All right.

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And we're back. You know after a good

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cry and some arm wrestling. We're here.

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We're back. So let's let's dive right

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back into the uncomfortableness. Dave

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who did you say somebody was just on

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the Dr. Phil show. Yeah I just

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Googled it. Caitlyn Roy could not fit

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15 students in the bathroom. She's

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the one maybe I don't know if

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Victoria Soto also hit kids in a

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closet or something but she Caitlyn

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works the one that tried to say that

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she fit 15 kids in a two by three

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bathroom. Okay. And she was and where

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was she she was just on Dr. Phil.

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Yeah. And it says it says she couldn't

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do it when. Well people are saying

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that it couldn't be done. She says

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that it could be done. Dr. Phil

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built the bathroom had her there

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although he built it with the door

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swinging out. Wait really. Yeah.

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Did they really. I mean yeah. That's

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fucking deep inside the rabbit. Why

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didn't we do that. Yeah. I mean

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like if there's and I'm not not to

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be like cold but you stack you know

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if there's fucking if there's right

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you know it's like ridiculous. But the

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story is she's built to be she's got

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them stacked in there. She was able

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she was able to pull. They're like

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janker pieces as she was able to pull

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a desk in front of the door. I don't

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know how you do that from the inside

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with the door swinging in but then

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when the cops were there she wouldn't

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open the door. They're passing. Well

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that makes sense right. I mean she's

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freaking out. Underneath the door.

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How do you even do that with 15

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kids in the bathroom. Well here's

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well I'm one of 15 kids I can tell

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you how to do. So well that's

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interesting that they actually did

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that that they built the bathroom

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and what was they built it the wrong

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way. So it doesn't okay. So I mean

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that's something that we probably

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should have done. Here's the

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interesting part and I know it's

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very difficult to do that especially

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because of your connection to this.

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The more that we can kind of separate

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ourselves from like the emotion

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behind it because I'm trust me I

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wouldn't talk about this for a really

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long time. I got into a lot of

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really verbal arguments before I

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even looked into it. Well there's a

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I mean I didn't come on it when

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you asked me to do this. I you know

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I was like absolutely not and

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because I honestly because I don't

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really give a fuck about someone who

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said it doesn't happen. It didn't

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happen and during the break you

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asked me are you I had asked you

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with a hundred percent certainty if

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you if you thought that there was

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like a one percent chance that it

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didn't happen and you said it didn't

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happen and then during the break you

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had asked me a hundred percent it

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happened and I said yes right and

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then with you saying without those

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specific facts how can you know and

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I said if you were a part of that

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community and there are parents

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walking around who don't have their

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kids anymore your opinion did you

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know hold on your opinion to them

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they don't care about your opinion

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of course because they lost a child

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yeah you know if that's true absolutely

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would be horrible and so when and so

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when people are like they call and

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they they this fucking the guy who

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um the teacher the teacher yeah and

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he's demanding pictures right of the

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James Tracy yeah which seems a bit

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insensitive well exactly I'm not going

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to give you a fucking picture right

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this is what he said I'm not going to

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give you my picture of my son or my

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daughter right who I don't have any more

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well hang on a second they're talking

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you're talking about uh Lenny P. Osner

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whose son was uh was um Noah Posner

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and he he's claiming that that's his

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son but he he has no pictures of

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himself with the son and he has

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pictures um with the son he was a

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shitty dad no no and they have the

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son with with uh his hair is

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completely longer like and it's

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supposedly a month later and it's

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like oh he's wearing a wig it's

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obviously not a wig but then a year

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later the same exact kid died in a

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school shooting in Pakistan the same

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exact kid well you roll your eyes at

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that but look it up Noah Posner the

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same exact I'm going to look it up I'm

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going to go to some fucking website

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it's going to be a guy that you like

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you wrote no it's not the rabbit

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there was a well why was he out

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there why was a white child from

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Connecticut he looks a little

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Pakistan he looks a little

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Pakistan oh he was no no I have no

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idea I just know but but it's in there

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it's not Noah Bishnu no no and no no

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they gave him a different name but

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they use the same picture so the

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only possible excuse is ah they

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fucked up and they grabbed the wrong

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picture of a kid on the internet but

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I don't know how that's possible

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because anybody that puts that

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picture of Noah on the on the

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internet happened to Jared Folk a

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bunch of times I believe he was

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just looking for some clean fun

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let me let me ask you this though

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because there is something that

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we're kind of you have very

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specific news for specific people

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sure so the some of the

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no way you don't know you don't know

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his family no I mean it but hang on

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hang on the people that he does

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know that are accounted for in terms

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of that he knows their children he

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knows that they would they they are

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no longer with us what is what is

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that then because there's a lot of

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people one we kind of skipped over

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the fact that uh initially the word

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and that's the word from the f a u

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guy is that it wasn't an active

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school is that nobody went to school

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there it was if we're taking

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if we're taking Justin so word

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for it that's incorrect so hang on

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what about the other people these

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parents if they did or didn't lose

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anybody he certainly grew up with

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them for an extended amount of time

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those kids some of those kids were

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real kids there were there were real

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kids and where are they now they

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sang at the halftime I don't know

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I don't know where they are now or

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how old they are or what they look

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like but they're they are some of

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them are being found out every I

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think every old rich man one of the

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girls that was supposedly killed

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they found her living with another

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family and it's the same girl but

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question that that I don't know right

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there and again the one person

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it still leaves the door open for

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one percent on your part correct

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that these people existed and

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potentially lost somebody

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because there's no explaining it

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otherwise there there are very

40:21.190 --> 40:22.690
like you're saying there's weird

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you know hiccups in the story and

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how things are reported and who

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knows this what you're saying could

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very well be true however

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there still leads information into

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the fact that there were children

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that were killed there's and adults

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there's so many things that are

40:37.290 --> 40:38.950
falling apart with the Sandy Hook

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story right now the David Wheeler

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who's a and Francine Wheeler who are

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our big gun anti-gun advocates

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connected to the White House they

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David Wheeler was photographed in an

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FBI SWAT outfit on that day walking

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around Sandy Hook so the guy's an

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actor he's the father that lost a

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kid and he's walking with the FBI

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carrying his m16 or whatever he was

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carrying and it's the same guy

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there's no doubt it's proven

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and they won't respond to it well no

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it's him I mean it's almost I you

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know I almost feel bad or even sad

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that this is even a topic of

41:19.550 --> 41:21.070
disgust and I like I know that you

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have invested a lot obviously you've

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researched and and you know but I

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just feel bad for you

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because there's no you know and I want

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to stop you there because you've

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invested a lot of time in there are

41:32.090 --> 41:33.970
people what if you don't think that

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it happened

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I mean I'm not trying to convince you

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because I really honestly couldn't

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give a fuck

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uh but it's just sad to me that you

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would invest so much time

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if it did I mean it happened but if

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if if it didn't happen what does it

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matter no no no not if it didn't

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happen

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that might might I just feel bad that

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you would give like I can you imagine

41:53.510 --> 41:55.010
someone listening to you fucking

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rambling on and they I mean he's got an

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army it's just it's just really sad for

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you I mean like you are spending your

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time but again again you're talking

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you could be you could be jerking

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off you can hear you're talking

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about I do that as much as Dave

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researches you you're talking about

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imagining how people would feel if

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I'm wrong but I'm not I'm not saying

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this stuff lightly it took me a

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long time you know a lot of

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research before I came out have you

42:21.490 --> 42:23.610
watched I mean I know you don't care

42:23.610 --> 42:25.670
but you know people say I don't

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believe something and I refuse to

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look at the evidence have you watched

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we definitely watched I had you thought

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we need to talk about Sandy Hook I

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I did you watch that I've I've I've

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started coming out like a month

42:36.010 --> 42:37.590
after Sandy Hook happened and I

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started I literally sat all night

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and watched all this shit and then

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I've since then I've watched a

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ton of other stuff and I watch it

42:44.170 --> 42:46.410
because I can't fathom if you

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would just if he had you been

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there and like seeing the community

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just in shambles you know what

42:53.690 --> 42:55.390
there was one good thing that came

42:55.390 --> 42:58.130
out of Sandy Hook okay when I went

42:58.130 --> 43:00.450
back I actually so I was supposed to

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shoot the Wolf of Wall Street I was

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in the Wolf Wall Street to whatever

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of course as he casted himself it

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doesn't matter you were one of the

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strippers yeah I was one of the yeah

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exactly they I got coked you were

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you were the fucking midget I got

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thrown in the first scene it was

43:13.750 --> 43:15.050
supposed to it was supposed to

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shoot the booing around here it was

43:16.590 --> 43:18.790
supposed to shoot on you son of a

43:18.790 --> 43:21.310
bitch it was supposed to shoot on the

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on the day that Sandy Hook happened

43:22.410 --> 43:25.270
and my scene and it got actually

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pushed back to that Monday likely

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story exactly they always run those

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things at the same time the event

43:32.190 --> 43:34.830
occurs exactly yeah so I was in a

43:34.830 --> 43:36.970
Scorsese film but Sandy Hook happened

43:36.970 --> 43:39.790
you don't I had to look at this

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we're laughing together so yeah I

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feel good so I I didn't I didn't

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have to go on on that day thank

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God and I went on that Monday

43:50.570 --> 43:53.830
and because I I almost said I was

43:53.830 --> 43:54.790
called them and said I don't want to

43:54.790 --> 43:56.530
do the movie because I was so I was

43:56.530 --> 44:00.310
so fucked up about it and so I

44:00.310 --> 44:01.670
wasn't able to go home that weekend

44:01.670 --> 44:04.150
and it gave enough time for the rest

44:04.150 --> 44:06.410
of the world came to Newtown like it

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took like two days and literally the

44:08.610 --> 44:11.650
outcry of the pouring in of like I

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know I have I have friend that went

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there and donated her services oh my

44:15.210 --> 44:17.190
god and she's traumatized to this

44:17.190 --> 44:18.810
very day but she didn't see anything

44:18.810 --> 44:21.430
she was told a story she reacted to

44:21.430 --> 44:23.510
you know stuff that the news told us

44:23.510 --> 44:25.790
but she didn't see anything you had

44:25.790 --> 44:27.710
some personal connections have a lot

44:27.710 --> 44:29.670
of personal yeah yeah but but like I

44:29.670 --> 44:30.930
could stack them there's a lot of evil

44:30.930 --> 44:33.010
in this world I don't know who you

44:33.010 --> 44:34.750
don't want to give the names of who

44:34.750 --> 44:36.970
you know you don't you don't want to

44:36.970 --> 44:38.670
give the names of I mean when we get

44:38.670 --> 44:40.070
off the air I can give you names and I

44:40.070 --> 44:41.410
can show you things on Facebook and

44:41.410 --> 44:42.710
all this stuff but I'm not going to do

44:42.710 --> 44:43.770
that I won't say it on the air but

44:43.770 --> 44:45.410
we should do that we should how do you

44:45.410 --> 44:48.770
explain that out the the go fund me

44:48.770 --> 44:51.070
sites for well many of the children

44:51.070 --> 44:53.570
were set up days before the 14th

44:53.570 --> 44:56.030
that's a fact it's been proven they

44:56.030 --> 44:57.770
were set up before the event happened

44:57.770 --> 45:00.410
how do you explain that when we say

45:00.410 --> 45:02.310
proven you're also not like somebody

45:02.310 --> 45:03.590
asked a news reporter and they were

45:03.590 --> 45:05.170
like so well you got it on that one

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no no that's been proven how do you

45:07.810 --> 45:09.850
explain the fact that that Shannon

45:09.850 --> 45:11.950
Hicks the reporter from the newspaper

45:11.950 --> 45:13.870
that took that iconic shot of the

45:13.870 --> 45:15.070
kids walking through the parking lot

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took a whole bunch of pictures where

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that they rearranged the kids and a

45:18.930 --> 45:20.250
farther back shot we see the parents

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standing there with their hands in the

45:21.390 --> 45:23.110
pockets and it's supposedly at the

45:23.110 --> 45:24.870
beginning of you know why an active

45:24.870 --> 45:26.590
shooter still going on no parents

45:26.590 --> 45:28.150
gonna stand there and why would you

45:28.150 --> 45:30.030
rearrange the kids for the best shot

45:30.030 --> 45:32.890
I mean you how can you but that's

45:32.890 --> 45:34.830
me sounds so fucking like she admitted

45:34.830 --> 45:36.690
taking the pictures she admitted

45:36.690 --> 45:37.970
taking pictures how do you know that

45:37.970 --> 45:39.810
we're like how can you say without

45:39.810 --> 45:41.770
full-heartedly oh yeah they totally

45:41.770 --> 45:42.990
moved the kids around they were

45:42.990 --> 45:44.130
taking photos because there's

45:44.130 --> 45:45.490
different pictures with the kids in

45:45.490 --> 45:47.510
different orders that's okay here's a

45:47.510 --> 45:49.050
thing we arrange that's all fair and

45:49.050 --> 45:50.170
this is minutiae that we didn't

45:50.170 --> 45:51.630
necessarily bring him on to discuss

45:51.630 --> 45:53.230
because there's no way for him to know

45:53.230 --> 45:55.070
however the stuff that he's brought

45:55.070 --> 45:56.830
up in terms of knowing certain people

45:56.830 --> 45:58.830
again knowing that people lie but

45:58.830 --> 46:00.750
people lie people lie my friend lost

46:00.750 --> 46:02.490
her mom but still doesn't have a mom

46:02.490 --> 46:03.310
her mom

46:03.310 --> 46:04.930
is like these are people that he's

46:04.930 --> 46:06.850
known for years so it's like so it's

46:06.850 --> 46:08.530
like she why she used to pick us up

46:08.530 --> 46:10.510
from college her mom's not there I

46:10.510 --> 46:12.290
got it she lost a mom so her mom

46:12.290 --> 46:13.850
just decided because the government

46:13.850 --> 46:16.110
told her she should go to a way go to

46:16.110 --> 46:17.730
an island hold on let me finish that

46:17.730 --> 46:19.010
she should go away that she doesn't have

46:19.010 --> 46:19.570
a mom anymore

46:19.570 --> 46:21.450
my friend doesn't have a mom you're

46:21.450 --> 46:23.590
gonna tell me that with full you know

46:23.590 --> 46:25.730
for a fact that my mom's my friend's

46:25.730 --> 46:27.890
mom is is around somewhere I don't

46:27.890 --> 46:29.550
know what your friend's mom's situation

46:29.550 --> 46:31.590
was but here's a possibility here's a

46:31.590 --> 46:32.890
possibility yeah please make it good

46:32.890 --> 46:35.190
because if it's not no no and again I

46:35.190 --> 46:36.490
don't have no idea what happened but

46:36.490 --> 46:39.050
what if um what if someone got busted

46:39.050 --> 46:40.730
for you know what if she was a

46:40.730 --> 46:42.150
cocaine dealer you know she was not a

46:42.150 --> 46:43.390
cocaine I don't know what the fucking

46:43.390 --> 46:46.070
deal is but what I know he goes what if

46:46.070 --> 46:47.490
she's a cocaine deal what if she was a

46:47.490 --> 46:49.330
statement what if she was a she might

46:49.330 --> 46:51.030
have a lefty satanist who the hell

46:51.030 --> 46:52.930
knows she was a school psychologist

46:52.930 --> 46:55.530
and she was there for that was in her

46:55.530 --> 46:58.130
entire career and and she was shot and

46:58.130 --> 47:00.390
killed and she is not here anymore

47:00.390 --> 47:02.550
my friend does not have a mom anymore

47:02.550 --> 47:05.730
that is without without getting

47:05.730 --> 47:07.350
emotional on both sides which I

47:07.350 --> 47:09.410
is obviously level-headed no of course

47:09.410 --> 47:10.990
which is obviously impossible I'm just

47:10.990 --> 47:12.570
saying that all of your questions

47:12.570 --> 47:14.490
Dave are super valid I don't have an

47:14.490 --> 47:15.730
answer to him right he doesn't have an

47:15.730 --> 47:17.590
answer to him however the one thing

47:17.590 --> 47:20.410
that we are failing or I'll say it

47:20.410 --> 47:21.830
that you're failing to acknowledge at

47:21.830 --> 47:22.190
least

47:22.690 --> 47:24.390
is the involvement of people that were

47:24.390 --> 47:26.070
in his life for several years

47:26.070 --> 47:28.070
that he grew up with that he knew

47:28.070 --> 47:28.790
pretty well

47:28.790 --> 47:31.850
they're no longer around right I mean

47:31.850 --> 47:33.390
that seems like a long-acting kid

47:33.390 --> 47:35.890
and if I signed up and I am an actor so

47:35.890 --> 47:38.130
I did it my answer is you didn't get

47:38.130 --> 47:40.150
you don't know what's going on and

47:40.150 --> 47:42.770
no I did you don't know what people

47:42.770 --> 47:44.250
are involved in you don't know

47:44.250 --> 47:45.050
maybe you know

47:45.610 --> 47:47.510
some people have family members that

47:47.510 --> 47:49.330
work for the CIA and they never know

47:49.330 --> 47:50.590
what their entire lives

47:50.590 --> 47:51.790
you know you don't that would be pretty

47:51.790 --> 47:53.870
sweet of my dad yeah yeah and it's

47:53.870 --> 47:56.290
possible no it's not I know him he has

47:56.290 --> 47:58.570
15 kids he doesn't have to say one

47:58.570 --> 48:01.270
thing and for Justin's defense here

48:01.270 --> 48:02.990
for all of you fans out there

48:02.990 --> 48:04.690
that are going to be jumping down

48:04.690 --> 48:07.350
saying that he is a lying shill and

48:07.350 --> 48:09.530
he's need to have he is not

48:11.590 --> 48:13.590
programming I don't try to shift I

48:13.590 --> 48:15.510
believe he believes everything he's

48:15.510 --> 48:16.490
saying and I don't believe he's lying

48:16.490 --> 48:18.350
at all I just think that there's

48:18.350 --> 48:19.850
misinterpretations there's there's

48:19.850 --> 48:20.430
trust

48:20.430 --> 48:22.990
like I can't believe that somebody

48:22.990 --> 48:24.990
could actually cut the heart out of

48:24.990 --> 48:25.770
a baby and eat it

48:25.770 --> 48:27.930
but it happens I think there's

48:27.930 --> 48:29.450
missing information on both sides

48:29.450 --> 48:30.750
because of course

48:30.750 --> 48:32.910
of course you're right about that

48:32.910 --> 48:34.830
because if you break it down to

48:34.830 --> 48:36.210
brass tacks none of us saw what

48:36.210 --> 48:37.230
happened none of us was there

48:37.230 --> 48:39.490
we we didn't see that I don't know

48:39.490 --> 48:40.790
what happened with your family and

48:40.790 --> 48:42.010
again we're not going to get into it

48:42.010 --> 48:42.410
on the air

48:42.410 --> 48:45.430
but he does know people that that

48:45.430 --> 48:47.610
kind of causes some gray area I know

48:47.610 --> 48:48.970
but I'm saying that causes some gray

48:48.970 --> 48:49.330
area

48:49.330 --> 48:51.850
as well as your points so I think

48:51.850 --> 48:53.770
we're not necessarily going to meet in

48:53.770 --> 48:55.030
the middle if you're looking at you

48:55.030 --> 48:56.870
know I have a personal stories you

48:56.870 --> 48:57.870
know those are stories

48:57.870 --> 49:00.010
but how about the police release

49:00.010 --> 49:02.530
the picture of Dr. Wayne Carver

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there other state troopers there

49:03.950 --> 49:06.890
setting up the crime scene on the 13th

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there's there's a picture of that

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from the new town police

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setting up the crime scene where did

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they release that that was it was it

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was it was in the police report it

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wasn't an active school but it's an

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active school or it wasn't active

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school it was not wasn't that a

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Monday or Tuesday

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it was a what day the week it was a

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Friday it was a Friday I don't know

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but it was well which I can remember

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vividly but again by the way I'm

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wearing the shirt I want you guys

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Dave would have wore a flatter

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shirt against the physicist so well

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done yeah well now I think you're

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chill yeah they set up the crime scene

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before it happened now how do you

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explain that and you have you know

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again you don't know you just hear

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might be say this for the first time

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you say you want to investigate it

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check that out check that out go to

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sandyhookjustice.com and uh and and

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you'll see that that picture was

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taken before the crime happened

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then I mean yeah I mean listen

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where I I genuinely I know this is

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a tough conversation to have

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obviously I'm sorry if you regret

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coming on the show I hope you don't

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regret it I just uh I I I just want

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the the reason that I came on was

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specifically to just look at someone

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and right who didn't who believes

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it was I like in honor of Justin

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master there's a uh there's a new

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documentary coming out on Christmas

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day so Mary hoax missed all of you

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um it's the life of Adam Lanza

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life of Adam Lanza you could find

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the link to that on exposing the

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exactly okay I'd like to I'd like to

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bring everybody which is weird

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because it's ar 15 was he 15 he used an

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ar 15 well it's funny I was actually

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I had I don't think that I had Justin

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on button and shirt again so I could

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see the date breaks down to a master

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number 22 if I was that wasn't why you

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had me on but my shirt you have a

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barrel so either way go ahead I do I

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have I have uh I would like to bring

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everybody back to 1996 when the New

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York Times uh put out a crossword

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puzzle uh this was when uh both

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Clinton and Bob Dole were running for

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president and uh they had a two part

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section where it was like blank

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elected okay so this happened the day

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before the election was taking place

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we didn't know who the president was

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going to be however it did appear as

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though the answer in that day's uh

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section was going to be somehow

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foretelling the future and it turns

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out that the answer to that was both

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Bob Dole and Clinton would have fit in

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that space so sometimes both answers

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are correct I totally look I don't know

51:35.830 --> 51:37.050
where I'm at anymore yeah yeah I feel

51:37.050 --> 51:39.690
like my yeah I'll just check that out

51:39.690 --> 51:44.530
with you well I listen I I appreciate

51:44.530 --> 51:46.150
you coming on I know this is a tough

51:46.150 --> 51:47.550
conversation to have and Dave I

51:47.550 --> 51:49.510
appreciate you also for being as

51:49.510 --> 51:51.310
respectful as humanly possible within

51:51.310 --> 51:53.310
the confines of this seriously I mean

51:53.310 --> 51:55.150
this genuinely because it's tough

51:56.170 --> 51:57.910
even even if he's right even if he's

51:57.910 --> 51:59.510
wrong it's tough it's certainly he

51:59.510 --> 52:01.290
believes it so it's tough to have that

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to look somebody in the eye that uh

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that has something to do with it you

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know you you are Adam Lanza and uh

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and no but you know what I mean I

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just uh I'm appreciative of that and

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you know yeah I also I'd like to say

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this just I do want to thank you

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again for doing it because although

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it was difficult and you know I I

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made some jokes in the beginning

52:19.130 --> 52:20.470
calling you a liar did not realize

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I had no idea how connected you were

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to uh to this I was going to make a

52:24.150 --> 52:26.350
joke I was like don't make a joke I am

52:26.350 --> 52:28.590
a comic still it's still you know like

52:28.590 --> 52:29.830
where it's a difficult balance we have

52:29.830 --> 52:31.390
it we've had this trouble for 140

52:31.390 --> 52:33.750
episodes already but I want to thank

52:33.750 --> 52:35.130
you for coming on but what you did

52:35.130 --> 52:36.610
here was actually I think much more

52:36.610 --> 52:37.770
important than either of you actually

52:37.770 --> 52:40.410
realized because not only is this a

52:40.410 --> 52:41.930
comedy show that's that's exploring

52:41.930 --> 52:43.430
these really difficult issues but we

52:43.430 --> 52:45.370
do have a lot of listeners that are

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following Dave that are following both

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sides of the story and it's um it

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really expands the conversation and

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whether or not it's about uh proving

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or disproving what sandy hook is you

52:55.030 --> 52:56.310
know in my opinion there's a much larger

52:56.310 --> 52:57.810
thing that's going on between the

52:57.810 --> 52:58.970
conspiracy and the truth-seeking

52:58.970 --> 53:00.610
community and the ethics and the

53:00.610 --> 53:01.930
morals yeah we're getting there the

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ethics and the morals that goes along

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with truth-seeking and everything so it

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like it really is this this was like a

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for me to watch it was profound and I

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so appreciate it I know it was getting

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heated and I think we all handle

53:10.650 --> 53:11.990
ourselves I have just one last

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question for you have you ever

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cried you can't leave well enough

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alone have you ever made a deal with

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satan uh

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it's not satan but if you met my if you

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met my mom you would be frightened

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she does have 15 kids have you ever gone

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to the church of satan in newtown no is

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there a church of satan in newtown yes

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there is where it's right underneath

53:31.830 --> 53:33.390
sandy hook elementary where that sign

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that where the newtown sign is it's in

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the back there like on ramps pasture

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i'm not exactly sure oh you don't know

53:41.810 --> 53:43.870
and the tides have turned all right well

53:43.870 --> 53:46.050
we got it do you know georgio donnell

53:46.050 --> 53:47.850
I don't damn it all right looks like

53:47.850 --> 53:49.830
him too is my kind of busy he's got to be

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really handsome he's very good

53:51.110 --> 53:53.710
well he has a hanger hammer on him too

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is hammer like a reference to big dick

53:56.750 --> 53:58.730
yeah yeah yeah let everybody know

53:58.730 --> 54:00.310
thanks so i gotta tell the true

54:00.310 --> 54:01.970
history no i know we're we're actually

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going to get back to that we have to

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let him go because he has family coming

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into town yeah which is well you can't

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say family because it's my girlfriend's

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parents and if you do my parents are

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going to freak out so shit all right

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so acquaintances yeah no i will prove

54:14.030 --> 54:15.430
it either way oh now you're

54:15.430 --> 54:16.750
definitely getting married so i'm gonna

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have to deal with that shit all week

54:17.970 --> 54:20.650
congratulations this isn't uh this isn't

54:20.650 --> 54:22.570
the best i guess uh example of your

54:22.570 --> 54:24.250
type of comedy but do you have anything

54:24.250 --> 54:24.730
to plug

54:24.730 --> 54:27.510
oh well i do have uh i do have our monthly

54:27.510 --> 54:30.090
show enough yeah i got it's almost cut

54:30.090 --> 54:31.370
out if you want to talk about it hope

54:31.370 --> 54:32.110
i'll be at the more

54:32.110 --> 54:35.690
yeah uh i i i've got uh our monthly show

54:35.690 --> 54:37.450
the the uh brook and brew ha ha which

54:37.450 --> 54:38.850
you did last month it's it's killer

54:38.850 --> 54:40.410
pun intended yeah it's a pretty awesome

54:40.410 --> 54:42.170
show and then uh i'm doing a musical

54:42.170 --> 54:44.550
comedy album uh in january that'll

54:45.410 --> 54:47.250
we'll be releasing one song a month for

54:47.250 --> 54:48.610
a year we'll have you back on it under

54:48.610 --> 54:50.230
a different context where it's a much

54:50.230 --> 54:52.370
lighter conversation so dude thank you

54:52.370 --> 54:53.550
so much seriously thank you for having

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back on and we'll be back in a sec with

54:55.670 --> 55:07.550
the last uh last bit we're uh we're

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back and that was um possibly the most

55:10.470 --> 55:12.730
festive conversation i've ever heard

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because this is our official christmas

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episode yeah hopefully we can extend

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that to our friends and family for the

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holidays that kind of that kind of family

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that cheer to the to the kitchen

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table yeah it's always important when

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you have uh when you're awake and

55:25.310 --> 55:26.370
sitting at the table and you're with

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all these zombies sleeper bullshit

55:27.950 --> 55:29.710
family members you know you always

55:29.710 --> 55:31.150
want to you just instill with a

55:31.150 --> 55:34.010
little truth well that's days like

55:34.010 --> 55:36.430
holiday mo this holiday i'm having

55:36.430 --> 55:38.890
all my entire extended family everyone's

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at my house and it's going to be just

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it's on the edge of everyone's like

55:42.990 --> 55:44.510
line where are we going to cross this

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line and uh i i gave my i'm giving

55:48.570 --> 55:51.090
my sister and my brother um a solar

55:51.090 --> 55:54.170
clock which is also no matter which is

55:54.170 --> 55:56.190
also known as a flatter clock so my

55:56.190 --> 55:58.270
kids and i i actually told my daughter

55:58.270 --> 56:00.130
today i go listen i go you can say

56:00.130 --> 56:01.090
anything you want i go but if you

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point out that this is a flat earth

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clock we're going to be talking flat

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earth for the whole day and i couldn't

56:05.570 --> 56:06.010
be happier

56:06.010 --> 56:09.090
wow do not you should just play this

56:09.090 --> 56:12.790
episode as dinner music i feel like

56:12.790 --> 56:14.350
it's like dave's version of speed is

56:14.350 --> 56:16.070
like do not let the conversation drop

56:16.070 --> 56:18.830
below 50 miles out or this whole

56:18.830 --> 56:21.010
fucking funny all right so let's uh

56:21.010 --> 56:22.430
let's actually get because we talked

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about this probably it must have been

56:23.770 --> 56:27.110
two christmases from from now what a go

56:27.110 --> 56:28.890
or that we talked about the shamanic

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yeah origins we were like like i said

56:30.930 --> 56:32.530
hang on we're getting here is ahead of

56:32.530 --> 56:35.070
we're getting into tim's little segment

56:41.510 --> 56:42.910
here

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ascending into christ consciousness

56:51.950 --> 56:57.610
the human design other dimensions

56:59.150 --> 57:01.250
transcending your meat

57:07.990 --> 57:08.570
oh

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holy shit god tell me he's so professional

57:11.750 --> 57:14.090
he's fucking in that's good he is he is

57:14.090 --> 57:16.110
the reason joe's been absent firing all

57:16.110 --> 57:17.410
oh yeah i thought this was my segment

57:17.410 --> 57:19.950
guys back off back yeah all right it

57:19.950 --> 57:21.950
went well with that music back

57:21.950 --> 57:25.130
everybody uh so uh wow edibles kicking

57:25.130 --> 57:27.070
in substance abuse update not doing

57:27.070 --> 57:27.390
well

57:31.650 --> 57:37.010
i am getting pulled from the inside out i

57:37.010 --> 57:38.050
didn't know that was possible it's like

57:38.050 --> 57:40.270
eight this this ice cube that's just

57:40.270 --> 57:41.970
growing yeah you're freezing and i

57:41.970 --> 57:44.370
can't talk about this money or arm this

57:44.370 --> 57:45.810
is this is it this is how we do every

57:45.810 --> 57:47.830
christmas special super high you get

57:47.830 --> 57:49.390
all paranoid and think that i can't tell

57:49.390 --> 57:50.910
the story and then i hit it out of the

57:50.910 --> 57:53.470
park baby so you guys ready yeah

57:53.470 --> 57:55.670
okay so obviously you know the shamanic

57:55.670 --> 57:57.470
christmas and pagan origins of christmas

57:57.470 --> 57:59.190
have been flooding across the mainstream

57:59.190 --> 58:01.290
years years after we first brought this

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into the public consciousness

58:02.950 --> 58:06.230
so um god nothing i'm with you yeah

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you're the we're the best

58:09.210 --> 58:12.990
you say you say so uh so i'll tell the

58:12.990 --> 58:14.970
story again you know essentially like the

58:14.970 --> 58:17.710
true you know before coca-cola gave us

58:17.710 --> 58:19.890
the santa claus that we all know and

58:19.890 --> 58:21.490
love is the red and white chubby guy

58:21.490 --> 58:23.030
like me in middle school

58:25.330 --> 58:28.210
you know the you know saint nick was

58:28.210 --> 58:30.390
actually like this an erect tall an

58:30.390 --> 58:32.730
erect sick shaman right and so you know

58:32.730 --> 58:34.150
that so we look more like me in my

58:34.150 --> 58:37.130
santa custom yeah i mean exactly yeah and

58:37.130 --> 58:40.050
the um the the true stories of christmas

58:40.050 --> 58:42.090
obviously have been uh changed around

58:42.090 --> 58:44.150
and and and twisted up and and just

58:44.150 --> 58:46.050
changed and forgotten about and you know

58:46.050 --> 58:46.930
over the years through all these

58:46.930 --> 58:48.510
different traditions but essentially it

58:48.510 --> 58:50.750
seems like the uh the most likely

58:50.750 --> 58:52.770
origin of it was from ancient

58:52.770 --> 58:55.110
cyberia all the way up at the north pole

58:55.110 --> 58:58.090
right ring about anyone the north pole

58:58.090 --> 59:00.390
you mean the highest most flat part

59:00.390 --> 59:02.130
correct yeah in the center of our

59:02.130 --> 59:04.670
flutter god yeah even christmas is

59:04.670 --> 59:08.190
ruined unbelievable everything relates

59:08.190 --> 59:12.090
so i'll go through uh not so quickly

59:12.090 --> 59:14.570
the uh the true story starts in ancient

59:14.570 --> 59:16.490
cyberia in the north pole where the

59:16.490 --> 59:18.530
shamans during the winter solstice

59:18.530 --> 59:20.270
which is actually december 21st that

59:20.270 --> 59:23.030
is when the sun appears to not move for

59:23.030 --> 59:24.870
three days from its place and you know

59:24.870 --> 59:26.750
wherever it is if it even exists david

59:26.750 --> 59:27.630
i'm like anticipating

59:29.230 --> 59:31.670
the sun doesn't move for three whole

59:31.670 --> 59:33.550
days so these this is the darkest time

59:33.550 --> 59:35.310
of year this is when winter is at its

59:35.310 --> 59:37.110
worst and for a community in ancient

59:37.110 --> 59:39.210
cyberia that relies on the seasons and

59:39.210 --> 59:41.250
lives off the land this is like this

59:41.250 --> 59:42.590
is it now you're going to have the

59:42.590 --> 59:44.630
return of the sun on christmas

59:44.630 --> 59:47.590
morning sun s on or sun s un

59:47.590 --> 59:49.710
i just realized that you said uh he

59:49.710 --> 59:53.190
santa was a tall anorexic brown man

59:53.190 --> 59:55.930
much like barack obama yeah yeah

59:55.930 --> 59:58.150
possibly coming back david is santa

59:58.150 --> 01:00:01.370
is very the original santa is he

01:00:01.370 --> 01:00:03.510
possibly possible i don't know okay

01:00:03.510 --> 01:00:05.010
there's no hundred new theory yeah

01:00:05.010 --> 01:00:07.750
theory good okay so uh the sun returns

01:00:07.750 --> 01:00:10.090
on december 25th so this is it this is

01:00:10.090 --> 01:00:12.150
the renewing of life this is the

01:00:12.150 --> 01:00:14.610
promise of summer on the way so it's

01:00:14.610 --> 01:00:16.090
that it's it's everything to these

01:00:16.090 --> 01:00:17.670
people that live off of the land and

01:00:17.670 --> 01:00:19.270
that's why it is the return it's

01:00:19.270 --> 01:00:20.970
the it's the it's the savior right

01:00:20.970 --> 01:00:22.270
because they really are saving

01:00:22.270 --> 01:00:24.690
the the whole community and it's a

01:00:24.690 --> 01:00:25.850
time for celebrating nature

01:00:25.850 --> 01:00:28.230
uh food the like anyway keep going

01:00:28.870 --> 01:00:31.490
okay so um essentially what happens is

01:00:31.490 --> 01:00:33.030
the the shamans you know being students

01:00:33.030 --> 01:00:35.210
of nature they started to watch how the

01:00:35.210 --> 01:00:36.750
reindeer is in that area which by the

01:00:36.750 --> 01:00:38.230
way they do ride the reindeers they

01:00:38.230 --> 01:00:39.450
heard it it's like their way of life

01:00:39.450 --> 01:00:40.970
they use it for clothes the whole

01:00:40.970 --> 01:00:43.010
deal so they watch the reindeer

01:00:43.010 --> 01:00:44.850
actually dig in the snow which are

01:00:44.850 --> 01:00:46.550
and find these amanita muscaria

01:00:46.550 --> 01:00:47.910
mushrooms which are really hard to

01:00:47.910 --> 01:00:50.190
find and the the reindeer would eat the

01:00:50.190 --> 01:00:52.710
the mushroom pee and then eat the yellow

01:00:52.710 --> 01:00:54.170
pee again right that's what i heard my

01:00:54.170 --> 01:00:56.090
friend gareth told me actually that he

01:00:56.090 --> 01:00:57.730
was going to drink a cup of piss gareth

01:00:57.730 --> 01:00:59.530
the reindeer yeah oh yes yeah

01:01:00.750 --> 01:01:03.890
ooooh rudolf the gareth so edibles kicking

01:01:03.890 --> 01:01:05.830
it oh my god hold on we got to get

01:01:05.830 --> 01:01:07.450
through this before it hits me hard so

01:01:07.450 --> 01:01:09.770
okay so they used to watch the reindeer

01:01:09.770 --> 01:01:11.110
do this so shamans doing what they do

01:01:11.110 --> 01:01:12.450
they're like okay so this is

01:01:12.450 --> 01:01:13.650
something that we're going to start

01:01:13.650 --> 01:01:14.870
doing they blast it off in the

01:01:14.870 --> 01:01:16.010
cosmic consciousness and they're like

01:01:16.010 --> 01:01:17.290
all right this is what we have to do

01:01:17.290 --> 01:01:19.170
now so in preparation for the winter

01:01:19.170 --> 01:01:21.090
solstice to celebrate the return of

01:01:21.090 --> 01:01:24.030
christ the son the savior they would

01:01:24.030 --> 01:01:26.750
partake in in the mushroom ceremonies

01:01:26.750 --> 01:01:28.010
but to do that they would take the

01:01:28.010 --> 01:01:30.250
red and white amanita muscaria mushroom

01:01:30.250 --> 01:01:32.010
that grows underneath the evergreen

01:01:32.010 --> 01:01:33.790
trees so it's like in the symbiotic

01:01:33.790 --> 01:01:35.650
relationship normally mushrooms grow on

01:01:35.650 --> 01:01:37.090
shit so they didn't know how the

01:01:37.090 --> 01:01:38.410
mushroom was growing this way and then

01:01:38.410 --> 01:01:39.810
it realized that it had this virgin

01:01:39.810 --> 01:01:41.930
birth from the ground right so the

01:01:41.930 --> 01:01:43.490
virgin birth gives birth to the to

01:01:43.490 --> 01:01:44.830
the red and white mushroom it could be

01:01:44.830 --> 01:01:46.410
gold too but i think super mario

01:01:46.410 --> 01:01:47.990
brothers are allison wonderland just get

01:01:47.990 --> 01:01:49.170
to the point you don't like to give them

01:01:49.170 --> 01:01:50.470
that i like it keep going

01:01:50.470 --> 01:01:52.950
jesus the first time i'm listening i was

01:01:52.950 --> 01:01:55.390
cruising now i'm all stumbling in the

01:01:55.390 --> 01:01:56.630
snow with the shamans right now

01:01:56.630 --> 01:01:59.330
okay so um the they would collect the

01:01:59.330 --> 01:02:00.630
red and white just like the presence

01:02:00.630 --> 01:02:02.650
underneath the the evergreen tree and

01:02:02.650 --> 01:02:05.930
they would put it on top of the uh

01:02:05.930 --> 01:02:07.930
evergreen tree to dry it like an

01:02:07.930 --> 01:02:09.670
ornament right or they would put it in

01:02:09.670 --> 01:02:11.570
their big burlap sack and they'd hang it

01:02:11.570 --> 01:02:13.890
over their fireplace like the stockings

01:02:13.890 --> 01:02:15.510
okay now there's a couple other things

01:02:15.510 --> 01:02:17.810
that you need to know in shamanism we

01:02:17.810 --> 01:02:19.330
live in the middle earth there's an

01:02:19.330 --> 01:02:21.050
upper there's middle world there's an

01:02:21.050 --> 01:02:22.390
upper world and a lower world

01:02:22.390 --> 01:02:23.950
don't go to the low world people are

01:02:23.950 --> 01:02:24.970
really weird and they're disconnected

01:02:24.970 --> 01:02:26.650
it's like really fucked up raise it's

01:02:26.650 --> 01:02:28.670
just so you that's the physical inner

01:02:28.670 --> 01:02:31.090
earth okay it can be confused i

01:02:31.090 --> 01:02:32.150
understand it but now we're talking

01:02:32.150 --> 01:02:34.050
astral rise and stuff so if you ever

01:02:34.050 --> 01:02:35.550
decided to go out into the woods like

01:02:35.550 --> 01:02:37.230
i do listen to some rhythmic drum

01:02:37.230 --> 01:02:39.190
meets drum beats funds like a nice

01:02:39.190 --> 01:02:40.830
tree that's calling your name put

01:02:40.830 --> 01:02:42.690
your back up against it blast off

01:02:42.690 --> 01:02:44.970
you follow the tree either down to

01:02:44.970 --> 01:02:46.690
the lower worlds again don't recommend

01:02:46.690 --> 01:02:48.770
it go to the upper worlds and when you

01:02:48.770 --> 01:02:50.410
go through the upper world what you're

01:02:50.410 --> 01:02:51.770
doing is you're finding like the north

01:02:51.770 --> 01:02:53.790
star that's actually the direction that

01:02:53.790 --> 01:02:55.310
you go to that's why we put the tree

01:02:55.310 --> 01:02:57.730
with the star on the top okay now a

01:02:57.730 --> 01:02:59.070
couple other things too so you've got

01:02:59.070 --> 01:03:00.610
the living yurts there so they're in

01:03:00.610 --> 01:03:02.650
these teepees right so they would put

01:03:02.650 --> 01:03:04.950
the evergreen tree in the teepee as a

01:03:04.950 --> 01:03:06.850
symbolic representation of the world

01:03:06.850 --> 01:03:09.170
tree which is the conduit between

01:03:09.170 --> 01:03:10.790
this world the upper world and the

01:03:10.790 --> 01:03:11.930
lower world so do you see the

01:03:11.930 --> 01:03:14.190
symbolism here how reality operates

01:03:14.190 --> 01:03:15.470
in all these multiple levels and you

01:03:15.470 --> 01:03:16.890
can project your consciousness out of

01:03:16.890 --> 01:03:18.130
this dimension into the other ones

01:03:18.130 --> 01:03:21.230
regardless this is how it works right

01:03:21.230 --> 01:03:22.810
so they would on the winter solstice

01:03:22.810 --> 01:03:24.390
every year in order to understand sort

01:03:24.390 --> 01:03:25.690
of how the seasons went or what they

01:03:25.690 --> 01:03:27.950
should do the shamans which was vital

01:03:27.950 --> 01:03:29.430
for their community would eat the

01:03:29.430 --> 01:03:31.910
mushroom blast off commune with the

01:03:31.910 --> 01:03:33.130
nature spirits whether it be the

01:03:33.130 --> 01:03:34.810
animals often very often it was the

01:03:34.810 --> 01:03:36.150
reindeer's actually because they would

01:03:36.150 --> 01:03:37.230
meet the reindeer's there because

01:03:37.230 --> 01:03:38.650
you know when you when it's spirit

01:03:38.650 --> 01:03:40.650
the spirit again it's like telepathy

01:03:40.650 --> 01:03:41.970
or just like a knowing you don't need

01:03:41.970 --> 01:03:43.510
to have like english to reindeer type

01:03:43.510 --> 01:03:45.310
stuff communication exists so the

01:03:45.310 --> 01:03:47.550
shaman gets a reindeer i'm just

01:03:47.550 --> 01:03:49.010
picturing buying that yellow

01:03:49.010 --> 01:03:50.370
dictionary to go to middle school

01:03:50.370 --> 01:03:52.150
hi i'm going to take the english to

01:03:52.150 --> 01:03:54.150
reindeer class feel like that is packed

01:03:55.850 --> 01:03:58.290
so the shaman comes back with with

01:03:58.290 --> 01:04:00.090
information that is actually vital for

01:04:00.090 --> 01:04:01.490
the community because everyone else is

01:04:01.490 --> 01:04:03.330
stuck in the five senses tribal mindset

01:04:03.330 --> 01:04:04.690
and they don't know 9-11 was an

01:04:04.690 --> 01:04:06.570
inside job all right there it is

01:04:06.570 --> 01:04:08.790
everybody those are the shamanic

01:04:08.790 --> 01:04:10.270
roots of christmas so remember when

01:04:10.270 --> 01:04:11.790
you're celebrating you are celebrating

01:04:11.790 --> 01:04:13.890
satan's holiday all right all right

01:04:13.890 --> 01:04:14.930
well dave what do you have to promote

01:04:16.150 --> 01:04:18.650
promote yeah we're at the end we're

01:04:18.650 --> 01:04:20.170
going on we're going to record our new

01:04:20.170 --> 01:04:21.830
year's eve episode now it was promote

01:04:21.830 --> 01:04:25.130
well i've been on 41 radio shows while

01:04:25.130 --> 01:04:25.930
this one has been happening

01:04:28.750 --> 01:04:30.710
make sure you catch on new year on

01:04:30.710 --> 01:04:32.870
christmas day the the new where is it

01:04:32.870 --> 01:04:34.570
released it'll be uh it's gonna be just

01:04:34.570 --> 01:04:35.890
on youtube it'll be on multiple

01:04:35.890 --> 01:04:37.390
channels so they can't take it down

01:04:37.390 --> 01:04:38.650
can you send me the link i'll watch

01:04:38.650 --> 01:04:40.310
it yeah yeah i will put it on deep

01:04:40.310 --> 01:04:41.990
inside the rabbit hole and exposing the

01:04:41.990 --> 01:04:43.610
big three make sure you like those pages

01:04:44.150 --> 01:04:46.010
and i just want to wish everybody a

01:04:46.910 --> 01:04:50.010
merry hoax mess and many happy new fears

01:04:52.870 --> 01:04:56.230
oh that's really funny um tim do you

01:04:56.230 --> 01:04:57.670
have anything to promote yeah let me get

01:04:57.670 --> 01:04:59.410
my i just ripped these out of my ears

01:04:59.410 --> 01:05:03.650
let me come back to it i have some i

01:05:03.650 --> 01:05:05.330
have some dates to promote actually so

01:05:05.330 --> 01:05:07.650
the 27th through 30th i'll be at

01:05:07.650 --> 01:05:09.490
carolines i'm featuring for uh christ

01:05:09.490 --> 01:05:11.010
de stefano so if you're in new york

01:05:11.010 --> 01:05:12.930
city and want to want to hang or go to

01:05:12.930 --> 01:05:15.730
those shows do that uh in january i'll

01:05:15.730 --> 01:05:17.770
be at uh and i don't know find the

01:05:17.770 --> 01:05:20.230
fucking venue at my website uh because

01:05:20.230 --> 01:05:22.270
i'm not gonna get it right yeah in new

01:05:22.270 --> 01:05:24.390
haven kinetic it yeah joker at the

01:05:24.390 --> 01:05:26.810
rabbit hole dot com mike cannon please

01:05:26.810 --> 01:05:29.090
don't make that uh on the second of

01:05:29.090 --> 01:05:30.730
january new haven kinetic it i'll be

01:05:30.730 --> 01:05:33.170
at joker's wild co-headlining uh

01:05:33.170 --> 01:05:35.950
then let me see where else am i i know

01:05:35.950 --> 01:05:37.870
the seventh i'll be in new hope

01:05:37.870 --> 01:05:41.010
pennsylvania doing uh that sounds fun a

01:05:41.010 --> 01:05:42.150
gig there yeah that should be

01:05:42.150 --> 01:05:44.650
lovely and then uh on the ninth in

01:05:44.650 --> 01:05:46.270
atlanta i'll be at the hangar theater

01:05:46.830 --> 01:05:48.610
all right yeah okay so uh yeah

01:05:48.610 --> 01:05:50.650
everyone check out a cosmic christmas

01:05:50.650 --> 01:05:52.470
on talk network i just did a two-hour

01:05:52.470 --> 01:05:54.190
special talk network dot com network

01:05:54.190 --> 01:05:56.070
dot when is that on what time what day

01:05:56.070 --> 01:05:57.590
it's going to be playing on repeat all

01:05:57.590 --> 01:05:59.350
day christmas eve and christmas day

01:05:59.350 --> 01:06:01.450
you can find it there um it's it was

01:06:01.450 --> 01:06:02.410
fucking awesome i got to interview

01:06:02.410 --> 01:06:04.430
denis mccanna for two hours about the

01:06:04.430 --> 01:06:05.810
two origins of christmas it's already

01:06:05.810 --> 01:06:07.070
it's already in the can it's already in

01:06:07.070 --> 01:06:08.170
the can yeah we did it a couple days

01:06:08.170 --> 01:06:09.610
ago and it's my grandpa and so you fucked

01:06:09.610 --> 01:06:11.810
him already yeah i you put it in his can

01:06:11.810 --> 01:06:13.950
yeah i yeah me and denis are dating

01:06:15.530 --> 01:06:17.410
it was very close i just i want to put

01:06:17.410 --> 01:06:20.050
that out there also um i am going to do

01:06:20.050 --> 01:06:21.570
this thing called the soul sails

01:06:21.570 --> 01:06:23.130
fucking awesome it's from april second

01:06:23.130 --> 01:06:24.890
to april ninth we're going to 12 islands

01:06:24.890 --> 01:06:26.590
in the british virgin islands is that a

01:06:26.590 --> 01:06:28.050
real place probably is that a real

01:06:28.050 --> 01:06:29.450
place it is i feel like you have an

01:06:29.450 --> 01:06:31.350
island there no it's out there all right

01:06:31.350 --> 01:06:32.630
so we're going to 12 different islands

01:06:32.630 --> 01:06:34.330
and i'm the guy like my job is to

01:06:34.330 --> 01:06:35.710
basically just walk around blowing people's

01:06:35.710 --> 01:06:36.830
minds and shit it's going to be so

01:06:36.830 --> 01:06:38.410
awesome but in reality that's your

01:06:38.410 --> 01:06:40.150
official title if you check out the video

01:06:40.150 --> 01:06:42.890
of this it's all like super hot looking

01:06:42.890 --> 01:06:44.810
people and they're just taking him as

01:06:44.810 --> 01:06:46.430
chick bait all the it's like all the

01:06:46.430 --> 01:06:47.950
aliens they're like hey you better stop

01:06:47.950 --> 01:06:49.530
eating pizza before recording tim

01:06:49.530 --> 01:06:51.170
ross child's gonna be with us they're

01:06:51.170 --> 01:06:52.750
trying to get the hot girls to sign up

01:06:52.750 --> 01:06:54.450
and go okay so i'm going to be in miami

01:06:54.450 --> 01:06:56.470
at the congress hotel january 16th

01:06:56.470 --> 01:06:58.430
possible double date on the january

01:06:58.430 --> 01:07:00.270
17th we don't know yet so it's to be

01:07:00.270 --> 01:07:02.450
determined and i will be at the yoga

01:07:02.450 --> 01:07:04.550
house in pure modern new york january

01:07:05.170 --> 01:07:07.110
23rd giving presentations all day about

01:07:07.110 --> 01:07:09.010
nature of reality nice so you're like

01:07:09.010 --> 01:07:11.210
guest bartending at a yoga place i just

01:07:11.210 --> 01:07:12.770
i'm just taking over for the day and

01:07:12.770 --> 01:07:14.070
just teaching and hanging out i love

01:07:14.070 --> 01:07:15.610
if you want to check out january 23rd

01:07:15.610 --> 01:07:17.110
the yoga house in pure modern i love

01:07:17.110 --> 01:07:19.190
the the idea of tim on an island asking

01:07:19.190 --> 01:07:21.330
people about numerology reminds me of

01:07:21.330 --> 01:07:23.310
the guy from along came poly are you

01:07:23.310 --> 01:07:25.010
for scuba are you for numerology

01:07:25.010 --> 01:07:26.530
you know numbers come with come

01:07:26.530 --> 01:07:29.110
gutters hey everybody check out my

01:07:29.110 --> 01:07:31.270
interview with uh with my co-host

01:07:31.270 --> 01:07:33.030
patricia steers on truth is

01:07:33.030 --> 01:07:34.990
stranger than lies on talk network we

01:07:34.990 --> 01:07:36.670
interviewed stanton freedman about the

01:07:36.670 --> 01:07:37.650
flat earth all right

01:07:37.650 --> 01:07:40.110
all right want to get married jesus christ

01:07:40.110 --> 01:07:42.910
hip yeah tim's marrying people that's

01:07:42.910 --> 01:07:44.690
right i'm more dame so hit me up all

01:07:44.690 --> 01:07:45.490
right see you next week

01:07:48.530 --> 01:07:50.070
you can see it when you look out your

01:07:50.070 --> 01:07:51.710
window or when you turn on your

01:07:51.710 --> 01:07:54.850
television you can feel it when you go

01:07:54.850 --> 01:07:58.590
to work when you go to church when you

01:07:58.590 --> 01:08:02.570
pay your taxes it is the world that has

01:08:02.570 --> 01:08:04.170
been pulled over your eyes to blind you

01:08:04.170 --> 01:08:06.590
from the truth like everyone else you

01:08:06.590 --> 01:08:08.550
were born into bondage born into a

01:08:08.550 --> 01:08:10.650
prison that you cannot smell or taste or

01:08:10.650 --> 01:08:14.110
touch a prison for your mind