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You were now checked in to stand up New York Labs.

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Oh, yeah.

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Perfect.

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Keep this in.

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Don't do any of your bullshit edits that you do.

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Have you-

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Oh!

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A golden circle.

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Princess Diana was murdered.

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JFK was assassinated by our own government.

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Maryland was poisoned.

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9-11 was staged.

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Here's to the day.

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Little doodly doodly, eh.

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Oh, fuck.

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Deep inside, deep inside the rabbit hole.

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What?

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Deep inside the rabbit hole.

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Let me finish that.

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Wow.

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That sounds like the camp counselor hired to upset all the children.

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That was fantastic.

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All right.

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Well, let's get this started.

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Welcome, everybody, to another episode of Deep Inside the Rabbit Hole.

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I'm one of your hosts, Mike Cannon, with me as always.

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Tim, how are you doing?

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I'm doing good.

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I'm still recovering from a real session that I had on Sunday.

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Like, seriously, major blackout.

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Major, major blackout on Sunday.

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Was that no snort part of it?

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Are you doing a little nuts candy?

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No, no.

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It's just like, you know, but like my body is literally-

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Dude, what is it?

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Wednesday right now, so it's been three days.

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I lost an entire day on Monday for recovery.

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You know, like-

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Right.

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It's been a long time since that.

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No hard drugs involved either.

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Like, legitimately lost an entire day to just,

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I can't move, could barely get up.

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Did you wake up and start drinking or you didn't need to paper off?

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Monday morning, yeah, where I woke up.

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Yeah, okay, yeah.

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Bottle of champagne.

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Yeah.

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And still that whole day.

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I mean, I guess that still takes over.

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It was one of those dehydrated moments that was just-

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that just transcended anything that could possibly stand up against it.

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You know, like that kind of pain?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'll tell the story a little better.

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Well, you've seen me at my worst at your house.

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Yeah.

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My mom is throwing up 27 times in one day.

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Literally 27 times in one day.

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But hard drugs were involved in that particular venture.

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Those were the days.

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Before we jump into some-

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I think some entertaining stories.

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We've got some good shit lined up on the docket.

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Dave, how you doing, pal?

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Well, considering we live-

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Sorry, Liz.

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Well, you sounded like you just took a sharp dip to the esophagus.

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Considering we live in a fucking police state,

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nobody gives a shit,

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and I was all going,

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the hell I'm doing just fucking great.

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Mike, how are you?

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I'm very curious what you mean by nobody gives a shit

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about the police state.

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Because all I see-

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People don't even see it.

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All I see on Facebook are people rallying

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against that type of authoritarian state.

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And then I see Dave saying,

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nope, that cop that shot the black guy,

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not a real thing.

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Well, I'm not sure about that one either.

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Are you fucking kidding?

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It's not a real thing.

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How do we know?

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Whatever. We'll get into it.

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We'll get into it.

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Very excited.

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Thank you.

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Oh, sorry.

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I have to lick and re-roll the Cigarello

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that we're sponsored by in no way

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is this an illegal substance.

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So introduce our-

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I am introducing our guest.

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Jesus Christ.

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My bad, dude.

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We're in this new team-driven environment.

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I love it, man.

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Well, we haven't recorded it in a few weeks,

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it feels like.

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Yeah.

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And you've been happy for those two weeks, too.

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I got one FaceTime in with you.

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I'm off the grid for anybody that's listening.

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I can't stand it.

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I absolutely can't fucking stand it.

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All right.

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So before we get into it,

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let me introduce our guest,

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one of my favorite people in the entire world,

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comedian and host of the Rad Dudecast.

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Ooh.

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Check that out, all of our, you know, non-Satanic listeners.

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Greg Stone.

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Greg Stone.

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Satanic listeners, we welcome you.

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We welcome you with open arms.

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What do you guys talk about?

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No, nothing.

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It's three guys.

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We just do bullshit.

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We play games.

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We talk-

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We are-

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If you saw our fan base,

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you'd be like, oh, I know what you guys talk about.

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Our fan base is people who just take pictures of their own shit,

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send it around.

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Oh, man.

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Just real psychotic.

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Just real psychotic shit.

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You know, I did that once when I had a trio phone

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probably before your day,

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and I took a picture.

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I was going to send it to my friend,

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and it froze on my phone.

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And I took the SIM card out.

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I took the battery out.

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It wouldn't go off my phone.

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I had to go to the Verizon store.

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And like, my phone-

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They had to look your shit right in the eye?

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It had a big picture.

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What did you do when you went to the Verizon store?

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Did you text your best friend

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from an anonymous number saying something about,

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hey, better get checked for an STD.

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I just got checked and it's bad.

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And then you smoked too much,

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and then you passed out,

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and then your best friend was left

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to do an hour road trip upstate

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to perform comedy.

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I did that to him.

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We had to go through literally every scenario

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about how...

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Episode 23, go back, check it out.

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That was probably not fucking 60.

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About how her son was going to have to deal

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with a mom who contracted AIDS

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from her new boyfriend,

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who's on a spiritual path,

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so he's forgiven,

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but it doesn't matter.

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It wasn't quite that bad.

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Oh, my God.

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That was quite embarrassing.

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Well, well, you got a lot to go

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and to grow up too.

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Wait, did you say before my...

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You said before my time,

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like, I'm cell phone picture.

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You're taking...

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Like nine years old.

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Do you know what a trio is?

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Do you have a phone?

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Okay.

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So, let's...

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It's already over for me.

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Let's give some Greg Stone backstory.

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Greg, why are you in such rough shape right now?

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Well, what can I talk about here?

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Last night, what did we do?

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I mean, we did that first-ever...

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What is it called, Joe?

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We did like the live-streaming

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video game Nerd Off.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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The nerd spectacular.

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Yeah.

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Comic arcade, we're calling it.

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Yeah.

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Do you know what I love about

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whenever Joe speaks into our podcast?

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There's at least one message on SoundCloud

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that says,

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shut the fuck up, Joe.

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Joe.

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Fuck you.

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You're at your element, Joe.

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Watch your language, Joe.

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Watch your language.

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Just...

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What?

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Don't, Joe, to watch his language.

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Shut up.

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How many minutes on this podcast

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before I officially can't run

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for anything in Congress?

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Like...

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Dude, it's already over for me.

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You're a guest.

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You're already on the list.

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Try and fly out of the country.

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The simple fact that you were listed

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in the description is now anything

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that you ever wanted to accomplish

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is now out.

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Listen, you have nothing to lose now.

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You're free.

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Can I talk about being something?

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Dude, we're smoking on camera right now,

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but this is a Cigarello.

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This is a Cigarello.

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It's nothing illegal.

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Dave and I are the Liberty Men.

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We're all about freedom.

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You can do whatever you want.

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Just don't infringe upon our boundaries

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because we'll smash the shit out of you.

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You're just smashing me?

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I'm just kidding.

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I'm sorry.

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I can't.

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I'm just scared.

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Well, you've met...

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A Cigarello is a tobacco-based skinny cigar,

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which we're smoking currently.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's pot.

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No, it's not.

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Nope, it's not.

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Yeah.

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Well, I just had...

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I just came from the dentist,

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so I might be feeling a little weird right now

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because I came from the dentist.

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So you know what I'm saying?

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What does that mean?

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What does the dentist call you?

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He does me up.

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So whatever that...

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Well, Dave, you know how they do

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with these fucking pharmaceutical drugs.

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They make you feel all wonky

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and make you feel some...

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Say some really ridiculous things.

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Just saying that.

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Yeah, we're just putting that out there.

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Putting it out there.

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Not as a warning

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or any type of, you know, law-abiding thing.

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Yes.

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Put this out there.

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I'm just the man who filed the laws of the country,

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but now may have side effects

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from a current dental appointment,

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I was just saying.

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I got you.

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So last night,

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what kind of dentist appointment did you go to?

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I got so fucked up at the dentist.

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All right, guys, give me a lollipop, man.

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Got me a lollipop.

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You've got a lollipop, right.

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You've got a lollipop from the dentist.

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We're speaking Spanish at the end of the night.

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Good.

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I don't know Spanish.

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Do you have a Spanish girlfriend, though?

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No.

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She's Tai from Thailand.

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Oh, okay.

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I knew she was very lost.

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She was of the Tanner persuasion.

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So last night I hung out with Dave,

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Joe, Tim.

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We'll be showing up to the next...

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Are you into video games?

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I was still in recovery mode.

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Yeah, a little bit...

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I'm a bit against them.

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Well, come here

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because we do a little live

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video cast on what website is it?

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Twitch.com.

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Okay, you could have just said that off mic,

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but let's look at Twitch.tv.

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Shut up, Joe.

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We do that now.

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I think it's gonna be every Thursday from now on,

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but it was a good time.

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So I saw Greg last night,

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and he was very disappointed that I wasn't hanging out

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because I told him last night was my first time

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in like 13 days that I didn't drink.

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And so I took the night off of that,

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but I ate an edible, had a good time.

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And Greg followed suit.

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You had a little bit of a lolly from the dentist.

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Yes, and I lost my mind.

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These are the same lollies that we usually partake in?

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Yeah.

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Okay, so I was last, two shows ago,

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I was given 10 of those.

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I gave one away.

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I ate the next nine in the next two days.

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No way!

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Yeah, I don't ever want those lollies again.

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Seriously, I just put them down next to my bed

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and I just looked at them and I was like,

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everything that I normally do

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can also be done in a lolly.

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There's no reason not to.

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It's such a covert way to have a great time

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throughout your entire day.

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Why, also, it adds an element of challenge.

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I think I've realized that's why I really like

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doing an extreme amount of pot.

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Yeah, because sometimes I put myself

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into like a full blown danger zone sometimes

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where I want to see how much I can handle.

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And I realize because I think I like the challenge.

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I like riding uphill a little bit during my day,

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just typical, like even riding the subway.

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It comes across way more difficult

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when you're feeling everything.

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I started cleaning a yoga house

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just to stay disciplined and attached

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to the yoga discipline in general.

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Cleaning a yoga, what does that mean?

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I started offering my services at a yoga house

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so that I could feel like I'm a part of the whole thing.

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Are you trying to do that

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to fucking beat up some yoga pants?

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No, no, I swear to God.

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So Maria is one of the instructors there.

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I don't know who that is.

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What? Maria?

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Yeah, well, that was a joke

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because you're trying to beat up some yoga pants

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and I was like, well, Maria's an instructor there.

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Who's Maria?

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Who the fuck is Maria?

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I thought Maria was the implied pair of yoga pants

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that he was talking about.

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Wait, you named yoga pants?

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Jesus Christ, she's an instructor there

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and she wears yoga pants

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and I thought that you were implying

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that I was trying to clean the yoga house

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to get inside her pants.

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Yeah, I was, but I don't-

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And then I said, so Maria's an instructor there

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so that's the obvious next step.

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Oh, okay.

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I mean, are you guys kidding?

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You guys are professional comedians.

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I just do healings all day.

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No, I don't know.

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There was some dot that wasn't connected.

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Yeah, I think that was the cigarette route.

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Oh, you skipped a dot.

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So I, all right, so fuck it, whatever.

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So Maria works there, you're cleaning the gym.

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So you take the edibles all day long

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so I do the yoga class whatever

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and afterwards she's like, so Tim, how are you doing?

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And I was just like, could you?

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And just fucking walked up.

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I've been thinking about it for a week.

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I was like, Jesus, man, those things are strong.

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So you had nothing for it?

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Oh, nothing. I got nothing out of it.

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Well, I do great yoga session.

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That's so funny actually

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because I ate one of those lollipops the other day

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and couldn't have been more disappointed.

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I felt absolutely nothing.

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The entire day I felt like I was being lightly tickled

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under my armpits sometimes.

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What's cause you're a full blown drug addict?

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No, it's because, I mean.

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Yeah, yeah, they're exactly right.

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I don't know if that's right

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because I still feel deeply.

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I think we could take a vote on it.

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But I think that's the best way to put it is

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I feel deeply but I can cope under extreme situations.

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So Greg, usually for the first 20 minutes

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of the podcast, I explain what I'm doing

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in mystery school and

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God, you know what I'm telling you?

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I keep trying to guess who you guys are.

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I thought you guys were gonna have

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a big reaction to that.

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I had no follow up from that at all.

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Absolutely zero power.

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Well, what's the haps?

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What's going on in mystery school?

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First of all, explain it because

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we may get five new listeners per episode.

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Here's what's funny.

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I actually figured out a really simple way.

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I wanna talk about this too

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because we went to the Free Your Mind conference

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a couple of weeks ago

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and that Dave Freeman Fly, Dennis McKenna,

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do you know any of these guys?

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Freeman Fly is one of the original conspiracy theorists.

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Claims to be one of the first YouTubers.

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He's really into proving that Obama's a clone.

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Let's back the truck up with saying

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he's one of the original conspiracy theorists

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that's been going on since.

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No, Freeman is the first YouTube broad guy.

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No, YouTube for real.

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Yeah, in terms of.

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The new wave of conspiracy theory

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that was brought upon when the YouTube web

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was created.

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I don't know.

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No, totally possible.

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There you go.

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He could be a clone of the original Freeman Fly.

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I gotta quit.

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Oh, when you're done, I got a question.

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Well, I was there with the host

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of Elfin the Room podcast, Zach,

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and another fan of our show.

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We met there and I briefly was able

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to explain what I do in the mystery school.

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Mystery school for me, it's actually,

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it's non-dual, cabalistic healing.

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So the cabalists.

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Yeah, that explains it.

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So the cabalists were crazy.

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They figure out basically the mechanics that lie.

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I'm just steamrolling.

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They kind of eat each other.

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They deal with the mechanics that lie below

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where consciousness expresses itself.

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So literally, it's a perception

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that all of this is an illusion,

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like all of this, right?

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All of it's an illusion, but the looking is real.

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So this isn't real, but the looking is real.

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So consciousness is real

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and we work with the mechanics beneath that.

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We use this thing called the Tree of Life,

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which is an example of the energetic systems

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that make up all of reality.

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And we spend four years basically meditating

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and integrating these energies within our system

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through which we can decode and decipher the illusions

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presented and be there presently

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in the centered moment forever, right?

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So that's how-

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I love how that was briefly.

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That was 30 seconds for something that's so deep.

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Are you kidding?

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This is a Vine generation, dude.

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You better hit it under six.

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I don't give a shit about the Vine generation.

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Those are not the tip of the spear, my friend.

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This is a Vine generation.

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Those are not the tip of the spear.

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That's not who Dave and I are trying to address, right, Dave?

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That's correct.

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That actually leads into my question,

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which I was gonna ask before.

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Some people say like 9-11 truthers.

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Who are the Matrix truthers?

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Cause I think I'm more of a guy

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who doesn't believe anything exists.

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Like I don't know if the JFK was real.

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I don't even know if the past is real.

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Cause you can't experience the future

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and now isn't happening.

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It's all memories.

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These are all good questions.

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I don't believe any of this is happening.

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The coolest thing that kinda points to that,

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Dana Carvey had a point that he was on Pete Holmes'

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podcast and he was talking about death

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and stuff like that.

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And he was like, well, sure, death, you know, scary thing.

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But where were you during the Renaissance?

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What is going on, Dave?

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What the fuck is going on?

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Are you guys a zany podcast?

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No, not at all.

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Zing!

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That was the most morning radio we've gotten.

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But do you know what I mean?

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Like where were you during the Renaissance?

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So what's different about that,

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about your like non-experienced,

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non-conscious memory of that

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than what's going to happen after?

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You're just, you know, you're an abstract.

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I can answer that.

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I can direct you to get some answers

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as to where you were during the Renaissance.

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I don't believe there was anything.

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What I believe, this is what I believe.

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Can I just throw this at you?

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Yeah, I'm in.

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Molecules, whatever you're thinking, in the air.

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I like it.

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Two of them smash together and whatever that is,

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whatever that millionth of a second was,

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that's the all of consciousness.

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That's you've never had a past,

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you've never had a future,

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it's just a millionth of a second.

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So you think we're star now.

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We're just, boom, we start from Earth

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and we're having just a human experience.

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No worth, no nothing.

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But what's the shared thing though?

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No shared anything.

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How do you explain this?

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How do you explain this?

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All this is, so, okay,

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so there was never, no holograms,

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no physical, nothing physical, nothing nothing.

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All it is is the millionth of a second

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where you have a realization of all of your memories

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and that's all it was.

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So life was only ever the millionth of a second long

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and it was just that one realization.

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There was never a future, there was never a past.

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It was just this remembrance of.

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You gave him a lollipop last night?

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No, I really liked that, that was great.

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Dave, I swear to God,

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I'm gonna fucking Frisbee toss your computer

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out of this room.

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What is going on?

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What do you have set up?

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I had my email on just so I can remember the guy's name,

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James Haskin, who was the creator of our opening song.

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I just wanted to give him a little credit.

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Oh, no, that's actually completely reasonable.

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Am I also too intent on the appointment?

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No, I completely understand what you're saying,

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where we're basically constantly having

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an unconscious experience

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where everything is far more abstract.

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Who knows what the fuck it is.

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But this little thing that's going on right now,

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be it for 80 years or 100 or 20 or whatever,

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is but a blip of a remembrance for that abstract being.

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Remember the scene in Animal House

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where the guy's talking about the universe in his thumbnail?

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Is that before your time again?

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No, no, not 12, I'm 39.

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You talked about how there could be an entire universe

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in the molecule in your fingernail

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and how everything is infinitely large

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and infinitely small, well, that's all true.

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I think that's still dependent

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on the fact that physical things exist.

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I'm saying nothing exists.

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The only things that existed

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was the millions of a second

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where there was a remembrance of everything that happened.

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But that's so interesting to say that

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while you're consciously working through a sentence.

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Do you know what I mean?

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I leave a memory of me consciously.

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You think so?

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Yeah, that's just a memory that was happening.

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So somehow you're harnessing the gods right now

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in terms of describing what it is.

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We're not crazy.

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Like when's now, right?

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You can never experience now,

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because it's always the past.

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You can only experience the past.

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It's always the now.

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It's never the past.

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There's never been a now.

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You'll never touch now.

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By the time you think about it.

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What about right now?

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It's the past.

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You're only experiencing past.

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No, there's only the now.

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No, there's no future.

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There's no past.

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Greg Stone, there's only the past.

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There's no future.

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Like if there wasn't a now,

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you couldn't hear the words

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that are coming out of my mouth now.

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You're remembering the past.

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Greg's not wrong in the sense

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that our eyes take time to perceive certain things.

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So what we are looking at

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and what we are experiencing

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is the past, certainly in the past,

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even by a fraction of a second.

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So you're not wrong.

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Only when you're dealing

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in the space-time dimension, though.

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There's a linear unfolding

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to the way this thing works,

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and there's also a holographic

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which Dave was tipping on before.

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My friends.

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Yeah, yeah.

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But dude, what you're saying is

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you're, Maurice Cotterrell talks about this

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all the time.

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Oh, Maurice.

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We're talking,

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but we're walking into the future backwards.

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So we're basically,

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that's exactly what we're getting at.

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You're walking in the future backwards.

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Rua cornfield.

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The only way to make sense,

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because you can only see

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what you've just experienced.

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Unless you're riding the wave of the third wave.

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The riding the wave thing is

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when you start to live in a non-dualistic way,

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we're right and wrong

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or two sides of a third thing.

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That third thing is the process

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built upon the foundation of your intention.

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And life evolutionary as a process itself

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and what scientists measure as evolution

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is that intention.

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And that's the human being

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is in the center of their own universe.

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I'm gonna have to listen to this again.

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No, it's good, yeah.

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What you're saying, I'm sure.

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But you're tapping on a profound truth.

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If you're listening now or later,

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it's all in the past.

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It's all in the past.

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It's all in the past.

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That's okay, so take that, right?

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So take that past thing.

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So all I'm saying is that

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the realization of what you have

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is only a millionth of a gazillionth of a second.

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Like, what's realization?

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It's now.

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So all that anything ever was,

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but is that millionth of a second of realization?

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It never moved forward.

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It was never backwards.

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It just happened.

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You're tapping on some profound truths.

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You tapped on the holographic

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and the fact that we're walking

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to the future backwards.

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I don't necessarily see that as holographic though.

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I just think that's just a level of perception

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of something that we could potentially

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really be going through.

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It doesn't mean that things are being

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necessarily shot out at us

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or our eyes are perceiving something

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that isn't necessarily there.

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I think we're missing a lot of shit.

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I think there's a lot of stuff going on

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that we're not necessarily,

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because of our fucking limited meat bodies,

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we're not able to perceive.

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But I don't think that there's a lot of stuff

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that we're seeing that isn't,

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and aside from the manipulation of news

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and your perception of reality that way,

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I'm talking about hard surface area shit.

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What information are you perceiving?

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I don't think that there's a lot of stuff

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that we make up in that.

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No, dude, I'm with you.

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What I'm trying to say though is there's a level,

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so if we are multi-dimensional beings

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and in the lowest, densest physical vibration,

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it is us sitting here in our avatars

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incarnated for this round.

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There's also these ways where you can open yourself up

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consciously, relax into the greater realities

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and eventually you will get to the point

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where you're enlightened and you kind of see

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that third thing that presents itself

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when you live non-dual.

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That's what I'm saying.

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There is a holographic.

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I'm saying it's something to achieve,

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something to strive for.

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The fact that everything exists right now,

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which is where you're saying in a fucking blip,

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everything exists, right?

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And just based on your consciousness,

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right then at the moment, if you just remember it,

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boom, that's all that's ever here.

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And it's so true.

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You know what I just realized though,

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is that anybody that says that they live 100%

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in the moment, be it a monk,

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be it somebody that's so enlightened to that level.

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I don't think they do.

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I think there's at least certain people.

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They'd be a rainbow.

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Hang on, yeah, exactly.

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Because if you live 100% in the moment,

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you would have a heart attack within five minutes.

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Because you're so that much keyed in

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to every single experience.

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Are you kidding?

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Your blood would shoot out of your fingers.

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I think I saw somebody living in the moment

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at the Vibes last year.

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He was in the back of an ambulance just,

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and the cops are laughing at him

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and he's just letting it out.

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I think he was, he was holographic.

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Well, we saw somebody like that

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on mushrooms for six hours.

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Kate, so that's my question, right?

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So, if I said what I'm not letting people

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come in with a guy and I don't live in real,

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I just like, yeah, nothing's real.

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You know, like, well, who's that guy?

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What do I call myself?

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You call yourself?

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Okay, he's not, it didn't even happen.

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Nothing happened.

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Your experience isn't happening.

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We call you an inmate because we've called

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just some guy busts in, takes you out.

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Yeah.

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Dude, no joke, you're the universe imagining itself.

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I think that's what you're picking up on.

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Can I throw another question?

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Yeah, please.

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This is the best.

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I love a good question.

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So, this is the thing I tried to figure out

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the other day, right?

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If you had a clone, right?

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Yeah.

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Oh, and I'd read a little research

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and I got something else I could bring up.

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The clone is full your DNA, full everything.

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Then we take your memories up until the moment you die,

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immediately transfer all of your memories

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into that clone.

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The moment you die, he takes forward, right?

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Right.

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So, you die.

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Now this guy, he's got all your nature and nurture.

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He's got the nature, the cellular.

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In a perfect world, we can say that.

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But I don't think we have it all figured out.

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No, not yet.

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We haven't built these things.

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I'm just saying this is hypothetical.

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Well, the nurture.

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No way, because you can't reinvent exactly the same.

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No, you're putting in full,

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you're downloading full brain memory.

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But your brain isn't your only brain.

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You have all different brains all over your body.

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Your gut is a brain.

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Your heart is a brain.

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Your myofascia, which goes all over your body,

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stores different types of memories.

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So it all works together.

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The plants that you water in the morning

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are part of your brain.

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I want to hear the whole question.

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Oh, my reason for asking this is that

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if you could just completely copy the original

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and put it in the brain,

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what is the thing that makes that, not you?

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Yeah, what is that thing?

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What is that thing that's right above?

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So, our consciousness does not come from our brain.

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You know, if you're just thinking about

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the brain in your head,

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it doesn't create consciousness.

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It receives consciousness.

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So you are just a tiny little speck of who you really are.

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This is not a theory.

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I don't think it's a theory at all.

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No, but you're saying you don't think.

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It's still a theory.

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Not a theory, Greg.

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I don't think it's a theory,

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because it doesn't exist.

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So you're an eternal spiritual being,

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having a minor physical experience right now.

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So you are communicating,

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all of the information comes to you,

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like a radio transmitter in your brain

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is there a receiver that receives Greg.

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So does this clone receive that signal?

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That's, I don't know, you know.

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This is the thing, I agree with that.

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I 100% agree that that is our experience,

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but I don't believe it anymore.

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But it's still a theory.

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It's not a fact.

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Like you cannot say that we proved without a doubt

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that we are receivers of our soul.

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But people have been convicted of crimes

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and many things on much less evidence than that.

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No, there's plenty of evidence

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that makes me think that that's a fact,

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but it's not.

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Well, I think if you take a shamanistic perspective.

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I just wanted to clarify that better on this show.

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If you take an all inclusive shamanistic,

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psychedelic perspective,

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then everything has mechanics to it.

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You know, we talk about the fractal nature of the universe,

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the holographic, the fact that everything

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has the same mechanics in it,

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then you've got, damn, I lost it, damn it.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Hold on, hold on, what were we just saying?

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I might have, damn, I might have it right here.

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Oh no, so everything is in a symbiotic relationship with it.

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Hold on, what is this?

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Damn it, I just had it.

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Oh no, this is Dave trying to put you out

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with this video that we're gonna show.

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No, I wasn't gonna put you out,

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I was just gonna...

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The audio wouldn't do it.

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But hold on, so Dennis McKenna talked about this

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in the Free Your Mind conference.

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Do you know Terrence McKenna or Dennis McKenna,

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these guys?

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They are, they promote being basically

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psychedelic detectives.

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And like they, they created...

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Psychedelic sounds great to you, Joe.

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They created, that's actually...

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Take mushrooms and wear a trench coat.

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What is psychedelic?

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Just guys, just the guy just beating off in the corner.

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Ha ha ha!

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So, hold on.

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Dude, I swear to God,

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Discus throw of your fucking MacBook Pro

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right out this goddamn door.

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He's just sending emojis the entire fucking day.

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I know, unbelievable.

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So then it...

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To fucking PK's, and in purple fucking...

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Just pictures of legs blowing off.

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And he's like, what?

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They're fake, it's not gross.

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You posted something on the rabbit hole page recently.

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I'm so sick of seeing this guy in the wheelchair

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with his fucking legs hanging off in pieces.

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I'm so sick of that image.

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Just create like a Boston bombing

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exposing the big three image.

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It doesn't need to be...

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No, he's done that.

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It doesn't need to be these bloody, like,

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what's the word?

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We just have like these tentacles.

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Whatever the fuck it is.

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It's such a disgusting picture.

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So Dennis McKenna picked up the torch

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when Terrence died in early 2000.

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Who is Terrence?

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Terrence, it was a...

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Terrence is like the psychedelic godfather.

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Yes.

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I mean, he's the man.

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He created the heroic dose

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and he really figured out in it.

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I'm telling you, if you ever check out

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the Psychedelic Salon podcast...

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But here's the thing, just give a quick rundown

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of who he is.

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So Terrence McKenna is a guy that actually

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medically was doing experiments with psychedelics,

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trying to figure out what experiment it was.

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It's not just what he did.

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He went to proof.

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But hang on.

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He's the one who got all the shamans

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that I watched go to Hawaii.

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You're jumping.

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He led the whole revolution.

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Dude, you're jumping like 4,000 steps ahead

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to the fact that you have to lay a goddamn groundwork

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for certain people that don't know what this is.

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So Terrence McKenna, godfather of hallucinogens.

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A guy who actually was taking those

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and trying to figure out their benefit

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towards the human soul, consciousness,

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physicality, everything.

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Emotional state.

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So it was treating PTSD with it,

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treating depression,

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treating how the fuck it was affecting people.

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And that's how you lay a foundation, Tim.

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And that's how you lay a goddamn foundation.

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And then he went to these other realms

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where he had all of these super sophisticated studies

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where they aren't based on a broad study.

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So basically they're individual effects

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of what these drugs were doing to him.

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And he found some very profound things

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that other human beings can co-sign

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and say they too have experienced.

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But none of them are fact,

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but it's all very interesting

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and fucking avant-garde shit in terms of consciousness.

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And it's something that we all fucking look to

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because it's awesome.

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Thank you, Mike.

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Shut up, Joe.

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Christ, Joe.

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So Dennis picked up the torch when Terrence died

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and he just wrote a book called

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Brotherhood of the Screaming Abyss.

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And I mean, my god,

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they've got these amazing psychedelic stories

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of just going too far

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and checking out a society for three weeks

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just to integrate what they saw, you know?

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And they have a very articulate way of presenting it.

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And he was talking about at the Free Your Mind conference,

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the symbiotic relationship between plants

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and human beings, right?

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And then you can also expand that to

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the symbiotic relationship, everything.

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Yeah, so when I lost that thought before,

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what I was getting to was that there is a certain way,

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when you take the shamanistic

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or psychedelic perspective,

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everything is valuable

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and everything is feeding each other

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and it's all symbiotic, right?

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And so it's really cool to start to see

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how things like mushrooms can save the world.

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You know, about this, there's a TED talk

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that says that six ways mushrooms can save the world.

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And all you have to do is get rid of all this wifi

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and all this information and shit

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and just watch nature on the plane.

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And things like, boom, that's what I'm talking about.

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Receive that shit, send it out.

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We're feedback loop.

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The mushrooms are the rulers of the earth.

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The mushrooms control the population on the earth.

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They seem to be a gateway and also a reset button

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for our consciousness as well as environments in general.

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When a species gets overrun,

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the mushrooms come over and wipe out the species.

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But also, you know what, I also think the thing

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that's most compelling, or at least one of the things,

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I shouldn't say the thing,

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one of the things that's most compelling

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is the shared experience that you have

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with other people on mushrooms.

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You see very similar things.

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You feel very similar things.

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And it's so funny because I was talking about that

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in terms of that brain specialist

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that I was listening to recently that said,

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human beings only have a certain amount of neurons

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in their brain that can fire

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and map everything in the entire world.

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So when they can't get everything that's going on,

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there's these patches, generic gateways, I guess,

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that connect together and then fill in the blanks,

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basically, of what they're perceiving.

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So the amazing thing is that we're almost giving

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a clinic on what the human brain is capable of

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and what our shared purpose is

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or what our shared ability is to see these things

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because it's like this weird out-of-body experience

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that you don't have every day.

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And then you get this special moment

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and you're like, oh, you saw that too.

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That's fucking, that's the best.

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I'm with you, man.

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And the reason why I just, I challenge you

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when you just say these are theories and these are facts

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and I totally respect what you're doing

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and that's such a good way,

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healthy way to go through life and we're a team

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and I love you and we're all a fan of this podcast now

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and we're excited to be here.

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Remember, that's our foundation now, guys.

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All right, so.

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You gotta see what's going on in here right now.

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Is it a night goal?

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But I'll pass it right over to you after I say this.

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But the way I see what facts are, right?

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Or basically, what is valuable in my life

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has to do with a convergence of a number of things.

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So shared experience is as big for me.

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Patterns, you know?

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I see wisdom as a way to recognize patterns.

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That's why I love the school I go to

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because they basically teach me the pattern

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that's holographically within everything.

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So if you learn the pattern, it's fuckin' there.

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No matter what you do, I can be like,

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I'm just dropping into a certain energetic state

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that you're projecting upon me

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and I've polished my mirror.

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Reality is just a reflection of that

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so I get to reflect that upon you

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and help you as a healer.

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That's how the school works

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and if I wanted to,

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I could be very corrupt, very powerful person.

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Because there was so much jizz on that mirror,

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you had to chisel it off.

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So these patterns, they reveal wisdom

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and that's why I do think that,

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yes, these things are theory

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because everything can be seen as theory.

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Yes, you can't call them facts.

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But when you see this many convergences,

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I will not get over it.

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No, I'm just saying we don't exist.

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Nothing you say is saying anything.

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That sounds like you're gonna go join Alcada in a second.

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So what's going on in your head?

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You can't join Alcada after joining ISIS.

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Now that's the hip group to join.

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Well, in my head, I've been thinking a lot about this

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because...

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Jade Helm is that?

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Jane Helm?

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Jade Helm, never mind.

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It's a forced transition, a five or a hard one,

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just pro-barring.

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Dave is a bulldozer.

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Sometimes if he has had enough,

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in your case, after two words,

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he'll just then interject.

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I do think it would be a good time now

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for Dave to jump into current events.

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No, no, no, no.

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I want to hear what's going on.

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I got nothing.

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I thought he was bailing.

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I thought he was bailing.

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First of all, Greg's going, then I have something.

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Go ahead.

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So clearly robots will eventually take over.

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Maybe that's our evolution.

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But everyone keeps thinking,

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I'm just wondering, first off,

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who then takes over after the robots, right?

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Mushrooms.

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So I think, he's saying mushrooms.

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You were saying mushrooms before.

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I don't know, maybe robot tigers.

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I don't know.

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I eventually think the plants will come back,

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so mushroom does work.

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And that's the thing I'm thinking about

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is you got to be ready to fight against the plants.

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Not fight relaxing too.

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Like in Jumanji.

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All right, then, Mike.

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Like in, you just punch a tree

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because he's gonna fuck you up later.

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Man, it just makes sense.

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I don't know if it makes any sense.

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Dude, I love where he's thinking.

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I'm just getting real mad

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because everyone's like, oh, the fuck?

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Yeah, you guys, you're driving in a car.

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You look two cars ahead of you.

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You'll be in an accident.

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You're planted for the robots.

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I'm planted for the plants.

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You's talking about the future.

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I thought everything was in the past, bro.

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Dude, there's nothing.

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So what is that?

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I'm planting for nothing.

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Let me ask you that, huh?

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You guys think Greg's on the verge of a panic attack.

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Am I out of it?

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No, no, you're the best.

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No, you're good.

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You're good.

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We're just fucking with you.

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Let me ask you this.

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The only thing that's essential for the only purpose

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for us to be on this planet is to build robots,

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and that's the next step in evolution.

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Humans are the sex organs.

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Let me throw that at you real quick.

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I'm sorry, I just want to add to this is

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so when people look back, we look at dinosaur bones, right?

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You go, oh, those were the past?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And you look at anything.

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The robots, we're going to be looking it back

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at robot bones.

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But here's the thing.

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Robots aren't going to have museums of us

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because that would be a waste of space

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and they're too efficient.

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Maybe.

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Very logical.

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But then I was realizing, look at the dirt around you.

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That's all bones of Stardust.

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It's all bones.

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We're all things.

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I mean, we all know the Stardust deal,

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but I'm saying that you look at the dirt.

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That's fossils.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We're all.

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Which creates oil, right, Dave?

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Which creates oil.

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Which believes.

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Dave doesn't believe in fossil fuels.

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Do you believe oil comes from dinosaur bones?

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I believe that nothing has happened.

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I'm not the idiot answer, you know.

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I can't, you better go camping with us next weekend.

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You better go fucking camping with us.

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That's too good.

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I believe that I was even here in the room.

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I'll be way more on board with just hanging with you two.

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I won't be like, no, actually,

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that's the holographic.

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It's like being such a piece of shit.

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And I feel like I have to share that.

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So Mike, tell us in the ball, do you, dude?

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Okay, well, let me, so the thing that we actually

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were supposed to start with,

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but then we went on a 31 minute tangent.

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Yeah.

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That was hilarious.

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Doesn't fucking matter.

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I'm so glad that we did that.

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It doesn't matter, because it never happened.

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But neither did this.

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Last week, I was on The Nightly Show.

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Boom!

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Which is unbelievable.

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So, you know, I got the gig.

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What is The Nightly Show?

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The Nightly Show is a 30 minute program

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on Comedy Central, Dave, following The Daily Show.

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It's a...

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The one John Stewart doesn't do anymore?

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No, he does do it until, I guess, July or something.

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Why are you being weird about this, Dave?

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No, no, I just...

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Let him tell you, this is such an awesome night.

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Very big...

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I haven't heard of the show, but I do like that guy.

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Brain poison.

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Brain poison.

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I mean, you know, Dave sent me the first text,

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you know, you're a Viacom shill.

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Instantly was coming at me about it.

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It's hilarious.

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And so, you know, I got to do it.

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And the fact is that this fucking show got me the gig,

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which is the most hilarious thing in the entire world,

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because our entire run on this thing, you know,

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people that hate me on this program,

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which is about two thirds of our listeners,

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write in and they're like, Mike's a fucking loser.

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He's a shill.

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He has no...

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He's a sheep, a fucking idiot.

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And he's just doing this show to further his career.

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And then, but here's the thing, up until recently,

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I was able to laugh at that.

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I was like, that is the hugest mistake

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if you think talking about 9-Eleven and Sandy Hook

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has been killing it for my career.

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The fact of the matter is, this show got me my spot

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on the fucking Nightly Show.

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Hanging out with Neil deGrasse,

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motherfucking Tyson.

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With Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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Shill, new world order, shill on the planet.

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Shill, keeper.

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Literally, one of the most powerful human beings

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I've ever been around.

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He's black when he dies.

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Whether or not he is a shill as Dave says,

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or black as Tim says, I will say this, energy-wise,

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he emits such a powerful existence

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that it's tough to cope with it.

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Yeah, no, you gotta cope with it, though.

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And he's charming.

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Any other fucking astrophysicist,

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I would assume, is some aspergery weird

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like fucking flicky-fingered, non-talking nightmare.

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Whereas he's like telling jokes,

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being like, what's going on, you know, blah, blah, blah.

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He sits in my goddamn dressing room.

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No, but he's just, he's that comfortable

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with how smart he is.

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He was so confident.

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I've never seen a human being wear confidence like that

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and in such a non-overbearing way.

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Where it was just a, it was the perfect amount.

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Crazy, so Dave, I am starting to believe

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that he's a robot the more I'm going on about this.

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But he sat in my fucking dressing room,

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just him and I, and we had this extended conversation

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about comedy and how he's like a fan of comedy,

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respects it, respects all the information

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we have to have, the memory about ourselves,

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the references currently to make it work,

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and like the ability to feel a crowd,

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and like, and I was like, you know,

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I just hope you know the feelings.

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And he's like, shut it, shut it, shut it.

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And he like kept going about,

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it was the most insane experience of my entire life.

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Fucking awesome.

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That's cool to say.

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At what point did he throw Oracle out of the room?

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It was pretty quickly.

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He does look like a little like Detective Carlwood.

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So Mike, I haven't been able to talk to you since the show,

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but I did see it.

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I was in the middle of my mystical ladies night

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at the Sidewalk Bistro in Piermont, New York,

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reading Tarot and Numerology at a table there.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And I actually, I did shut the,

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I did shut, literally shut the bar down

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and have everyone shut the fuck up

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and put on two tapes, two videos

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and turn the volume up to listen to your show.

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Oh, that's nice.

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And literally, and I felt like a celebrity

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because everyone was there like,

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he's gonna mention Tim,

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he's gonna mention Deep Sather Out, right?

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But I was just, I was super proud of you.

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Everyone was cheering you on.

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I did mention Dave at one point, but they caught up.

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But I did give a very funny nod to Dave

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and I hope he fucking realized it

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is because right after Neil deGrasse Tyson,

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and by the way, I've gotten a lot of heat from this,

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which I want to actually get into after the self celebration

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because I'm not having enough of this yet.

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You just, dude, you fucking deserve it.

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So get off.

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But I will say this, that, um...

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You never know what's gonna happen again.

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Fucking chill, yeah.

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Fucking sell out, bitch.

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I gave Dave a nod.

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But I gave Dave a nod when Neil deGrasse Tyson

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went off on some scientific, you know,

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explanation of something.

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I have no idea what he was talking about,

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but it was incredible.

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And I just looked at it and I go,

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you know what, Neil?

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Every video I've ever watched on YouTube

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would disprove that point.

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It was good.

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I hated that.

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And that was my tip of the cap to Dave.

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A fucking just, here's to the accredited YouTube universe.

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So Neil deGrasse Tyson is on YouTube.

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No, I understand that.

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Dude, I know.

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I get it.

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I know you get it.

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I just hate that.

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I fucking hate it.

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How defensive?

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But Dave on his heels.

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Wow, man, trust the truth that you're promoting, bro.

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Truth defense itself.

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Whatever.

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My goodness, Keith revealed an identity

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that he's passed himself to.

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They did cut out a moment

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that I think Dave would have been proud of,

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is there was this one moment

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where they were talking about

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aliens, they were talking about Roswell.

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And they were like, do you believe in Roswell?

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I said, I don't believe in Roswell

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because I think if the aliens are that advanced

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then their autopilot would be way better.

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And there's no way they would just crash

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into a giant rock wouldn't happen.

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Hang on, hang on.

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I had a question.

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Yes, we both researched this.

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This is my real answer.

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My real answer was I do think there are aliens

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but I think they exist on a different dimension

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that our meat bodies, to call back what I said before,

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but our meat bodies are incapable of perceiving.

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And Neil deGrasse Tyson goes,

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and I knew we would because he's a Sagan guy.

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He goes, I absolutely agree with that.

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Went off on a whole thing, got an applause break,

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it settled down, I go, I just want you to know

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that you saying you 100% agree with me

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is the single greatest moment of my entire life.

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Yeah, dude.

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Yeah, also ruined, you just ruined his career.

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You're just saying this now.

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That's why they didn't keep it up.

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That's who he's agreeing with?

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You're gonna have to get that out of here.

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That's 100% why they didn't keep it up.

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I think they kept something like that.

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Dave's question, I wanna hear Dave's question.

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Dave wanted to talk about how the alien's consciousness

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is attached to these organic vehicles,

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half metal, half organ, half organic,

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and we started putting these new vibrations

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into the atmosphere and that caused them to crash.

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That is not the reason they crashed.

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We hit them.

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Oh, okay.

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So if a lone spaceship flew all the way here,

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it's not gonna crash.

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But what if there's 50,000 spaceships every single day

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going in and out of portals in the mountains and stuff

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and we're chasing them all the time

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with directed energy weapons?

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Once in a while, we're gonna get one.

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They're not gonna be ready for it.

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Rushmore, AKA aliens.

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Promoting the...

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I've been saying that.

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Maybe, I just think that's a little simple.

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I think them existing on the exact same platform

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that we do is so simple.

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Yeah, it's very simple.

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A possibility?

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It's a possibility.

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It's all a possibility.

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But it's not all directed energy weapons.

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No, we're not.

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Everything's directed energy.

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You're directing energy into it right now, Tim.

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Hold on.

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You're directing energy at me right now.

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So there's all sorts of directed energy.

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What a hop-out.

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Here's the thing.

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That's like everything's in the past, Greg Stone.

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No, you're talking about...

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Not all sorts of directed energy.

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I agree with Dave.

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He was 100% right.

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Come on, you can't send energy at somebody

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from your Kabbalistic Mystery School.

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No, I don't send energy.

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The energy is eventually affected,

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but I work with the mechanics

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just below where consciousness expresses itself.

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Said that in the beginning of the show, Dave.

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Can you affect anybody by working on their energy?

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I manipulate based on a level

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that goes way beyond the physical reality.

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Are you admitting manipulation?

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Dude, come on.

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I'm kidding around.

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First of all, shut the fuck up.

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You've been drinking margaritas since 4 p.m.

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How do I know where your intention lies?

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Because I want to keep this on track.

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I'm fucking in the zone.

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So the reason I even brought up the Nightly Show,

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which, by the way, that was very nice

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this whole entire last couple of minutes,

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but the reason, well, we'll get to it,

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but the reason why I wanted to bring it up

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is because I'm pretty much now

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playing the role of Dave on a different scale.

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Because these people, now, I'm not saying

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I'm as credible as you.

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I'm not saying that I'm as researched as you.

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Whoa, wait a minute.

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I slid that clip.

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Hang on, hang on.

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I slid that clip, Joe.

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About the moon landing, about aliens,

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about Stevie Wonder not being able to see.

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I'm not as researched as you.

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So that's why I'm saying that I'm...

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I slid that.

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Dude, isolate whatever you want.

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You just managed to say everything

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that you said on the show,

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right here in the podcast.

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No, I didn't.

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You're on a good roll, please.

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No, but I'm saying it's hilarious

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that I'm now fielding the kind of hate

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that you would if anybody was paying attention

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to this podcast.

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Because the amount of people coming at me

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in the funniest, like,

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my mother went from a critical thinker

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to now she's just taken away

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by all the questions of the world

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and the conspiracies and thinks Stanley Kubrick

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has a thing under the Denver airport

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and my damn, and you're a human piece of garbage.

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I have had the most fun time.

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Yeah, it was because my text to me after the show,

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I love being a conspirator.

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Dude, it's hilarious.

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I was like, Dave, you've been going at this all wrong

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because Dave's trying to fight people

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and trying to sway their opinion

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when there is none of that ever happening

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in the history of ever.

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But there's no swaying unless they come to you.

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You cannot beat somebody into fucking swaying.

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All you have to do is make fun of them

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until potentially they see the error in their ways

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because I made fun of this person

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for like eight tweets in a row

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and he kept coming and by the end I was like,

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I'm like, read my bio, like I'm a comic.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And he's like, he literally wrote, he goes,

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so you're kidding?

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Ha ha ha ha ha.

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I was like, yeah.

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Yeah, kidding.

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Like this entire time.

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This whole time.

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You were kidding?

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Dude, I'm just kidding about fucking,

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or like it's so funny.

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These people take this shit so seriously.

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So whether or not reality just happened

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or never happened, or is a hologram,

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or is this manipulation, all of this shit.

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And is.

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It could be all of these things.

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But it doesn't matter is the fact of the matter

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is there are some maniacs that are so hurt internally

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that they're just lashing out on anybody

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they can get their hands on.

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The most important thing in the universe is laughter.

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Laughter is the best medicine.

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It cures you.

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You know, if you're angry.

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I thought you said weed was, Dave.

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No, no, well the weed makes you laugh,

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so it's all good.

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Ha ha ha ha.

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Laughter will cure up your immunity

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and anger will make you sick.

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For days, one angry thought

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will could affect you for a couple of days.

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And it's a couple of seconds of laughter

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and you're healed.

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I'm amazed.

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You are healing the world more than Tim

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from his history school.

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But I am amazed that Dave,

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a person who watches several like fake

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or real murder videos every single day.

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Cause sometimes you gotta slip on one

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that it says fake and you're like,

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oh no, that was real.

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So fake or real murder videos every day,

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Dave is just not releasing any negative energy

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onto the world and nobody's being affected by it.

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That's true.

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Everyone's just laughing and laughing and laughing.

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People are waking up.

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So laughter is the best medicine

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after I get through with them.

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I'm telling you.

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People are waking up, Dave.

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I'm doing a good thing.

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People are waking up, Dave,

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but is it because of you?

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Yes.

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Okay, so Mike, I wanted to know,

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did you ask Neil deGrasse Tyson

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any of the questions that have to do

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on mysticism because I get that he's the smartest guy ever.

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Hold on.

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This is a thing on mysticism that is...

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He's just the most charismatic.

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Let me tell you this.

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So this is a mysticistic thing of him to say

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without necessarily addressing that right on

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because he tends to not, he doesn't go to that.

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He doesn't, if you ask him that.

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But I bet he would.

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But he has to.

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No, he doesn't.

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Because if you...

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No, no, no.

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This is the thing.

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If you ask him an abstract question,

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which I did, he takes the direct route.

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The linear scientific.

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He's very mathematical and he's very in that world

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of things being able to be proven wrong,

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but most of the things that he is at least proven

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without a shadow of a doubt,

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he has a hold on and other things he's open to hearing.

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Sure, yeah, yeah.

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So this is the first time we come out,

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we come out on stage, right, out onto the set.

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The head writer, me, Neil deGrasse Tyson, is last.

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The two of us get like tepid,

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like those are guys on TV or people on TV.

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And then he comes out and the place goes absolutely bananas.

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They fucking lose it.

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And so we sit down, it's freezing in there

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and I'm nervous and the vent is right on top of me.

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And you're wearing a plaid t-shirt.

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And I'm wearing a t-shirt.

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And I was like, so I'm shaking.

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And I was trying to figure out

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what way I could balance that out

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and make myself not shake.

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And Neil deGrasse Tyson looked directly at me

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and goes, you cold?

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I'm like, yeah.

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And he goes, okay, you know, anytime you feel cold,

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he's like, because all human beings try to do

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is really limit their experience.

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They try to make sure that they don't feel

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any kind of outside catalyst.

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They don't want to feel cold.

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They don't want to feel warm.

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They want to be just right.

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He's like, but when we react to sensors,

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that is us being human.

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So anytime you are cold and reacting to it,

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you should be thankful that it made you feel alive.

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I mean, yes.

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But right in that moment, I like instantly like,

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fuck you, just give me a swear.

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Fuck you, that was the most transcendent thing

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anybody ever said to me before anything.

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He said, do you like this pain?

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Suck it up.

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No, he basically said, I guess, but he said,

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you know what, you're feeling things.

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You're alive.

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This is the moment, dude.

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This is what's going on.

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This is so exciting.

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But this is exciting.

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All of this stuff, this is stuff

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that you aren't necessarily focused on in that moment

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or at least me personally.

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A lot of times in that moment, I'm very defeatist

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and I'm very like, I'm so nervous.

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This is the big thing, let's go, I'm freezing.

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Let's go, let's go.

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And he just took me out of that

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and was like, you're a fucking stupid gorilla human

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sitting in a chair about to say words

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for a clapping audience and even more people

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behind a fucking lens

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that's somehow transmitting it to millions.

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That's fucking nutty.

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He was talking scientific non-dual.

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He was saying basically everything is information.

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People have preferences for happiness, sadness,

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warmth or coldness.

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And the logical mind makes decisions

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and is frustrated when they can't create

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the environment in pursuit of that

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rather than relaxing into the present moment

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which never exists.

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It only exists in the past.

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But that present moment that comes to you,

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as long as you just see it as information,

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then happiness is the same thing as sadness.

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These are two sides of a third thing.

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That third thing is a process based

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on the foundation of intention

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which Neil deGrasse Tyson is channeling out of his crotch.

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I'm gonna kill a bottle mirror.

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I don't know.

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I saw him as,

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Dave, what do you think he does that is so...

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Look at Dave.

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He's a blocker of information.

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In what way?

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How block when he is provided so much?

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You know what?

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I've been ignoring him for so many years.

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I forget how many things he blocks on

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but he preaches the old school of science, you know?

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The old school of science.

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What's the new school?

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Wait, you can't just say the old school of science.

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There's so many things.

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New school you need to learn, though.

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There's so many things about the moon.

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How did the moon get there?

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Why doesn't it rotate?

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It actually is rotating,

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but at a perfect, you know,

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harmonious with the spin of the Earth,

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so the same size always face us.

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He doesn't talk about what's going on with the proof.

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I've also never heard about the moon not rotating.

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No, it is a real thing

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that there's a lot of weird things

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with the Earth-Moon relationship.

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But Dave, I guess what you're saying is number one,

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you don't like that he touches upon conspiracy.

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And number two, you don't like that he's locked

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just into the scientific paradigm.

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That's a simple way.

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Well, because he requires somebody to fully believe.

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But you're not gonna get mad at everybody else

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that this isn't a whole being.

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No, that's not at all.

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He's out there, he's like the spokes,

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you know, the networks have a spokesperson there.

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They have Michio Kaku, they have Neil deGrasse Tyson,

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and these people preach what's in the textbooks.

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They will not, they will-

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For certainly not.

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No way, because absolutely not.

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How, what do you think?

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The whole, the new series-

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I really didn't string together a thought there.

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The new series, I tried my best.

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He does cosmos, right?

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He's the one that did cosmos.

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There's so many things in there that are wrong.

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No, that's not true at all.

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But there are a lot of things that are lay

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where he's not necessarily getting in depth

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about certain things because people can't wrap around,

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wrap their mind around the base information

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that he's providing.

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He won't discuss the Thunderbolts project,

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which is the Electric Universe theory.

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Yeah, because why would you discuss something

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that's unfinished?

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Because it hasn't proven anything yet.

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All it has-

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It has proven so much more than-

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No, all it's done is disproven certain things.

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Wait, what's the Electric Universe thing?

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Thunderbolts.

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What are you talking about?

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Everything, we live in an Electric Universe.

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The sound is like an electron and it's,

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everything's connected.

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Electricity is important.

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It's an incomplete theory.

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It's incomplete.

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I don't know if it's an incomplete theory.

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I mean, I think it's a strong-

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That's what it means when it's not done.

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When something-

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When he won't even discuss it?

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Like what I'm saying is,

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I don't think anything is completely ever done.

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I think we're,

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I think everything exists right now

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and we're like moving into-

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But there are some-

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He won't discuss chemtrails.

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But there are some-

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He foo foo's chemtrails.

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He says that there's no way

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that they would spray into the sky.

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That seems weird to me.

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First of all, that's,

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I'm not gonna even get into that.

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What I am gonna say that there are certain-

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You will need the grass ties.

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No, because I want to focus on the first,

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I wanted to focus on the first thing

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that I was saying.

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Which is that certain things are finished.

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There are certain mathematical equations

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that are just done.

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So until they're that,

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because certain ones have proven-

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He stays safe to have an end.

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He follows the mainstream agenda

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and he doesn't bucket it.

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I don't agree with that at all.

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What mainstream agenda though?

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He parrots within the history books,

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within the textbooks, the science books,

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and he doesn't come up with anything new.

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He's not-

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What do you mean?

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He's one of the most foremost progressive-

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Wait, hang on a second.

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I'll retract that statement.

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He's come up with a few things,

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but he has come up with a few things.

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But there's so many things.

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That's how you get somebody.

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There's researchers out there or whistleblowers,

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whatever you want to call them,

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that people call them shills or trolls,

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where they'll have 99 pieces of information that are real.

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Like there's an author, Rebecca Roth,

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she wrote about 9-11, right?

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Gotta sneak that in there.

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Where she has destroyed the 9-11

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with great information and a ton of information,

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but then she slips in one piece of programming,

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which I believe is a lie.

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I'm not gonna get into the whole thing, but-

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Say what the lie is.

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Everyone should.

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Don't be a whole book now.

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Okay, no, no, no, the lie is for her publishing company.

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The lie is that she found an article

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that disappeared from the internet after she saw it

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that said there's gonna be an attack in May

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from the 2nd to the 11th, a nine-day, nine-days attack.

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If this is a common thing using a ton of truth

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and then weaving in a lie as a way of controlled opposition.

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So she gets truthers like myself

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and people that had never even heard,

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they're like, oh my God, this is true, this is true,

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this is true, this is true, this is true.

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Boom, there's a lie thrown in there

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and everyone just accepts that lie

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and that's all they care about

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is you being programmed for that lie.

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I just posted on exposing the big three

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on the first interview with Osama bin Laden.

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It was in 1997.

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Three years-

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Barack Obama?

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Wasn't he already dead then?

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Three or four years before 9-11, probably.

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And it's amazing piece of programming

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where they talk about how he sponsored the first bombing

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and then at the end they're like,

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what are your plans for the future?

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And he goes, you'll find out in the news.

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It's this total programming piece

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and now when you go back and look at it,

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it's mind-blowing.

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It's just like, wow, they programmed us for 9-11.

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No, I mean, I don't disagree with that.

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I don't disagree with those pieces being done.

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I'm just talking about programming.

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson is hiding us.

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If we knew about-

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He's not hiding, dude.

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I don't think he's hiding anything.

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What is he hiding?

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I think he's just living his life.

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Because people make certain sacrifices

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and work with them in limitations.

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The people that control him

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are the ones that control-

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What people though?

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I'm so interested because-

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I'm telling you.

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Shut the fuck up.

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I'll tell you.

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But you're incorrect because he ran

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an independent grant

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before he started getting media attention

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and then he started getting media attention

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because he was Carl Sagan's boy.

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And Carl Sagan is somebody that we quote

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and fucking jerk off on the show

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on an episode basis.

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So if Carl Sagan is somebody

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that looked at this fucking kid-

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Yeah, but how old is Carl Sagan's work?

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He was following Carl Sagan's work,

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but nobody gets on mainstream media

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like Mitro Kaku and Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

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Let me get my point out, Mike.

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As much as he does,

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unless they are helping hide free energy,

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helping keep the power structure in place.

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You think Snooki was trying to fucking hide something

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like she knew what she was doing?

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Who the fuck is Snooki?

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Exactly.

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Take a hike.

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Take a hike.

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But no, you can't make such a broad generalization

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as nobody gets on TV that much.

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No, that's not what I'm saying.

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If they are in just fucking media time,

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you're in a super highway.

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It's not that kind of dry.

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Mike, as an official-

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Oh, wait, what?

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As an official spokesman

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for the science community.

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That's their keeper.

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He's known as a gatekeeper.

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That's it.

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He's a gatekeeper.

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But he's a gatekeeper.

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He's an amazing charismatic smart guy.

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Can we just explore this for a second?

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Without throwing names and labels and all this shit,

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you know, is it possible?

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Protecting free energy.

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Yes, but is it possible that,

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like, how is he a gatekeeper, right?

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There's so many things at play

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when you work through the mechanics

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of how he ends up in a position that he's in

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while still holding onto the intention

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that he's doing exactly the right thing, right?

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Then you can start to see all the other stuff

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that he's connected to, like, you know,

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like the limitations of media

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and how that's controlled

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and how money flows through all these different

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energy channels to get him there in the first place

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and how it's portrayed to the rest of the audiences

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that receive it

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and how things are bought and sold

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based on that market, you know?

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It's not always that, you know,

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that cut and dry in terms of he's got an agenda,

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he's in on it.

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What he's doing is, and what everyone does

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is they make sacrifices

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and everyone's just trying to fucking survive

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and the fact that, dude, in the Mr. School,

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you know the energy that's coming from him?

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Why do you think I did Cosmo sexy versus skanky?

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The same reason.

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It's because you're so well-rounded.

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We're all trying to fucking survive.

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Dude, there's a thing,

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there's a, the tree that I study in the school

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gives you different energy systems

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that reside within the human body.

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You are the tree.

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And there's this place called Yasode.

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It's foundation.

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It's the desire to connect.

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And now somebody that's burning with passion for something,

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right, the greater the passion,

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the greater the man is what they actually say

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in the Kabbalistic texts.

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And, but that has to be informed by wisdom,

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which is to ferret and that's a whole nother thing.

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But Yasode, what you can see

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with these kinds of people that do that

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is they are passionate and they are connected, right?

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But there are things that happen as a result

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of such a strong passion.

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And what you're gonna find is these people

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make their way to the top

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in this whole symbiotic relationship

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in this amorphous blob of energies coming and going

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that you call the collective human design.

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And it doesn't always have to be that agenda.

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But that's why I say the fucking bankers.

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But I'm not disagreeing with your agenda.

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But I'm just saying it's not always that.

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But the money handlers are,

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I feel like they're the only ones controlling things

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because everybody else is trying to become that.

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Everybody else is trying to not worry

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about paying bills, about fucking living well.

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So all of their decisions,

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whether consciously or unconsciously,

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are fucking affected by that,

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are affected by the way,

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am I gonna be able to provide for my family?

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And am I gonna be able to provide for myself?

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Am I gonna live comfortably?

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Am I gonna get that fat fucking toy

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that I've wanted since I was a goddamn kid?

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All of those things are affected by that control system.

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So to say that they're in it just because

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that somebody showed them a naked pick of them

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sucking a kid's dick when they're 14,

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that's just bullshit.

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Let's actually make it about what it is

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instead of just fantasizing about these fucking

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everybody being in on everything.

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Well, here's the thing.

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There's a thing called Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

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and that pyramid has actually been built up even more.

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I'm reading a book right now called The Purpose Economy.

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It's talking about how the information economy

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that came about from the Industrial Revolution

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which came about from the agrarian revolution, basically.

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And by the way, each time period is becoming shorter

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and shorter implying a quickening

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or an approach towards the robotic singularity.

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The whole life.

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I just know I can't be friends.

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Sure.

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Dude, we can be friends.

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No, robots.

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I was in the robots.

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Oh, well, I mean, we're gonna try to be friends

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because we have to understand the relationship

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and if we're to feel the hubris

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and assuming that they have some sort of agenda.

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I have friends that find the needy.

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We don't need mosquitoes.

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We keep our own.

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But we're human beings.

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Robots are just efficient.

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They'll fucking cut out time yet.

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Can anybody give me, I got bit by the first mosquito

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of the season the other day

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because I couldn't contact anyone on my phone

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so I had lunch by myself in a field and by myself.

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You gotta turn your fucking phone on, dude.

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That's nobody's fault but yourself.

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It's the worst.

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I can't stand.

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There's no fault, what I'm saying.

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I don't have a problem with it.

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It's unprofessional that I can't reach you

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on a daily basis.

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Suck it, where our relationship is personal,

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not professional.

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It's professional and personal.

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No, man, I don't work with them.

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That's what happens when we get into business

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with each other.

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No, that's when you get caught up with agendas

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and shit and I'm not down with that.

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We can stop the show right now.

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I'll stop it.

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I do wanna talk about maybe next episode.

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We just dig our heels in the sand.

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That's it.

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That's it.

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I did have a point before.

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I did have a point before and David had to do with the fact

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that that agenda is not the only agenda.

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It's important to see that that agenda is there.

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But I think you're pigeonholing yourself with the audience.

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But that's not to say that you're not gonna find yourself

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on these top-notch radio shows being the tip of the spear.

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The emperor seated in his throne

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is the tarot deck would say, okay?

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That's what you are.

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You're the tip of the fucking spear.

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But on this show.

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You're a beautiful boy.

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But on this show, it's gonna be revealed

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that that's a little bit more narrow in my opinion.

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I'm not saying that that's his only agenda.

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I'm saying that he is being restricted

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on what he can say.

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Maybe he wants to say it.

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I so disagree with that.

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Why would he be restricted?

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Because if he had cold-caught.

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If the information comes up.

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If he had full-blown proof of something, you really think.

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Have you guys heard about the cold fusion engines

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that they're not?

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No, no, I'm not letting you bulldoze me

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because I think.

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Because you're constantly bulldozing me?

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If he had full proof of something.

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I got your back on that one thing.

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Fuck you, dude.

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If he had full proof of something.

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Just a little bulldoze.

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Just a little bulldoze.

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If he had full proof of something,

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you really think that people would stop him from saying it?

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Or would they use that as a way to make money?

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Please, dude.

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So they're gonna use new information to make money.

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They're not gonna stop information like that.

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I don't think it's that cut and dry.

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I do.

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I think there are hints of things.

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Shut the fuck up for a second.

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Hints, hints.

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I got your back.

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You're talking about money.

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You have brought up money.

01:00:00.080 --> 01:00:01.620
It's all about the power industry.

01:00:01.840 --> 01:00:03.760
It's all about, it's all about energy.

01:00:04.440 --> 01:00:07.520
It's all about the oil and gas industry

01:00:07.520 --> 01:00:09.060
because that's where all the money is

01:00:09.060 --> 01:00:10.900
and if that information came out

01:00:10.900 --> 01:00:15.180
about the electric universe, about fusion, cold fusion

01:00:15.180 --> 01:00:17.640
which is coming out, then that's the end of it.

01:00:17.700 --> 01:00:19.860
All of that money, trillions of dollars disappears.

01:00:20.240 --> 01:00:22.240
All of these wars, all of that is all over

01:00:22.240 --> 01:00:24.220
control and power and it's all about energy.

01:00:24.400 --> 01:00:25.860
That's not necessarily true because

01:00:25.860 --> 01:00:27.280
it's mostly about it.

01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:28.960
But the information, no, you're absolutely right.

01:00:29.020 --> 01:00:30.320
It's 100% about it.

01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:33.120
But I'm just saying that that information came out

01:00:33.120 --> 01:00:35.480
about the wars being for oil,

01:00:35.760 --> 01:00:38.500
about it because of a drug trade,

01:00:38.500 --> 01:00:41.980
all of these things that are actually more insidious

01:00:41.980 --> 01:00:43.880
and could, and then involve destroying.

01:00:44.560 --> 01:00:45.780
You guys are agreeing here.

01:00:45.880 --> 01:00:46.340
Yeah, we are.

01:00:46.640 --> 01:00:47.280
I'm agreeing with you.

01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:49.040
Do you know that cold fusion engines

01:00:49.040 --> 01:00:51.780
that are portable exist that you can actually carry

01:00:51.780 --> 01:00:53.080
and then you can take them

01:00:53.080 --> 01:00:54.660
and you can generate power from them

01:00:54.660 --> 01:00:55.940
made with cold fusion?

01:00:55.960 --> 01:00:56.440
But Dave, here's the thing.

01:00:56.440 --> 01:00:57.900
That they exist, they're making them.

01:00:58.100 --> 01:00:59.860
But you don't hear it on the mainstream media.

01:00:59.980 --> 01:01:00.920
They won't talk about it.

01:01:01.040 --> 01:01:02.000
They won't talk about it

01:01:02.000 --> 01:01:03.620
but people are independently doing this.

01:01:03.860 --> 01:01:05.140
There's groups and companies.

01:01:05.320 --> 01:01:06.360
So let's work with it.

01:01:06.360 --> 01:01:08.100
So I'm accusing you of the grass.

01:01:08.640 --> 01:01:10.540
Let's look at the fact that it's not.

01:01:10.980 --> 01:01:11.480
He knows.

01:01:11.660 --> 01:01:12.620
Why doesn't he say it on TV?

01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:13.040
You know why?

01:01:13.140 --> 01:01:14.180
Because they won't allow it.

01:01:14.360 --> 01:01:16.440
They won't talk about anti-gravity

01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:17.760
because that comes with free energy.

01:01:18.220 --> 01:01:18.820
He knows it.

01:01:19.020 --> 01:01:21.060
If he has a half a brain and he does,

01:01:21.200 --> 01:01:22.320
he probably has a brain and a half.

01:01:22.540 --> 01:01:24.120
He knows it and he's not talking about it

01:01:24.120 --> 01:01:25.680
because he's not allowed to talk about it.

01:01:25.680 --> 01:01:26.500
But here, I'm with you.

01:01:26.960 --> 01:01:28.600
Okay, well, here's something that I made.

01:01:28.720 --> 01:01:29.660
All right, we got four seconds.

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Thank you, everybody.

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Keep inside the rabbit hole.

01:01:32.020 --> 01:01:33.280
But what would you think about

01:01:33.280 --> 01:01:35.680
if maybe he has mentioned something about that

01:01:35.680 --> 01:01:36.720
and somebody cut it?

01:01:37.020 --> 01:01:39.220
What do you think about maybe he knows something, Dave?

01:01:39.620 --> 01:01:40.900
What do you think maybe he knows something?

01:01:41.120 --> 01:01:41.840
I'm asking that.

01:01:41.960 --> 01:01:42.640
I'm asking that.

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What if he has said something about it and they cut it?

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Then I apologize.

01:01:46.060 --> 01:01:48.160
And then they're like, that's not gonna get on air.

01:01:49.220 --> 01:01:50.740
So that's one thing to consider.

01:01:50.780 --> 01:01:51.740
Then why does he publish something?

01:01:52.040 --> 01:01:52.760
Why does he put it on YouTube?

01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:53.840
Why does he just do something?

01:01:53.920 --> 01:01:54.200
I don't know.

01:01:54.260 --> 01:01:55.500
Because he doesn't want to burn his career.

01:01:55.880 --> 01:01:57.700
Yeah, no, I think that's a really, yeah.

01:01:57.700 --> 01:01:59.260
There's oncologists out there

01:01:59.260 --> 01:02:02.640
that say I would never take the treatment for cancer

01:02:02.640 --> 01:02:05.200
because they know that it's poison

01:02:05.200 --> 01:02:06.180
and that it kills you.

01:02:06.540 --> 01:02:07.800
But they say I can't stop

01:02:07.800 --> 01:02:08.960
because I have a family to feed

01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:09.960
and I have loans to pay

01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:11.680
and I'm making a lot of money.

01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:13.440
So I'm gonna keep killing cancer patients

01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:15.740
with chemo radiation and surgery.

01:02:15.980 --> 01:02:17.800
You find such interesting ways to connect.

01:02:17.940 --> 01:02:19.720
I'm just telling you that people just fucking,

01:02:20.600 --> 01:02:21.680
it's all about the money

01:02:21.680 --> 01:02:23.460
and people don't wanna upset the apple cart

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and they just keep doing the shit that they're doing.

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And you gotta understand how true that is to people

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based on their current reality,

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write this new information that is approached to them.

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It matches up with the courage that they have

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and the certain life that they have.

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And it's always just enough

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where just a few people end up pursuing that

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and all this fucked up shit happens.

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You end up doing mushrooms in hotel rooms

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for like a couple of weeks.

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And then there's like a couple of people

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that just say, I can't do it, I'm going back.

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But you don't have to like fight against it.

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This is all information.

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Happy, sad, it's all information.

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I'm interested to know what Greg thinks about the whole show.

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I was gonna slam that hole.

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You need to come back next week

01:03:00.660 --> 01:03:02.360
and join us for our next show in five minutes.

01:03:03.120 --> 01:03:04.440
Well, yeah, I was just gonna.

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I wanna hear what you have to say.

01:03:06.120 --> 01:03:08.640
Yeah, he has a spoon feed to the public.

01:03:08.840 --> 01:03:10.080
To some extent I would imagine,

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like if he has this higher knowledge of crazy shit.

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Like if I'm gonna tell you right now

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that I collect action figures, right?

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You'd be like, oh, that's okay.

01:03:16.800 --> 01:03:17.140
I wouldn't doubt it.

01:03:17.260 --> 01:03:18.820
Yeah, you see, you're already restrictive.

01:03:18.980 --> 01:03:19.820
You're already against it, weird.

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So I would jump out and be like.

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No, you're judging me, I don't mind.

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I love action figures.

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If I happen to just come out and be like,

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I make my own action figures, I paint them.

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I get real weird.

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I get in there and you're like,

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this guy's a fucking weirdo.

01:03:30.900 --> 01:03:32.540
So you got us coming easy.

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You say, look, guys, sometimes I get a pop toy.

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But here's the thing.

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The restriction of this information

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is just slaving the human race.

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It's stealing our freedom.

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We can be the public eye.

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Completely other planet.

01:03:43.760 --> 01:03:45.360
No, man, he's gonna wait like 20 years.

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This shit is fucking 50 years old.

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It should have been out 50 years ago.

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We'd be living in goddamn paradise.

01:03:51.020 --> 01:03:52.420
The fact that it isn't out yet

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is invaluable information.

01:03:54.380 --> 01:03:55.720
It's also possible that we can't handle it.

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We blow up the earth and that's the reason

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they're hiding it just to protect ourselves.

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I think that's the most likely thing.

01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:01.560
Guys, thank you so much for listening

01:04:01.560 --> 01:04:04.380
to another episode of Sandy Hook Minute.

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We're gonna do the Boston Five Seconds.

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Nobody died, nobody got hurt,

01:04:07.620 --> 01:04:08.880
and I'm gonna post that fucking picture

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a thousand more times and get used to it.

01:04:10.220 --> 01:04:11.240
That'll promote your agenda.

01:04:11.600 --> 01:04:13.080
I'm on your side and I'm just saying

01:04:13.080 --> 01:04:14.000
that I can't take it anymore.

01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:15.080
All right, Greg, what do you have to promote?

01:04:16.240 --> 01:04:18.080
I'm gonna be on this podcast right now.

01:04:18.420 --> 01:04:18.900
Next week.

01:04:19.340 --> 01:04:19.760
Oh, next week?

01:04:19.960 --> 01:04:20.860
Yeah, promote it for next week.

01:04:21.580 --> 01:04:22.660
Check out the Red Dudecast.

01:04:23.080 --> 01:04:23.540
Yeah, yeah.

01:04:23.920 --> 01:04:24.820
That'll follow you on Twitter.

01:04:25.100 --> 01:04:25.600
I'll follow you on Twitter.

01:04:25.840 --> 01:04:27.040
Greg's still on underscore.

01:04:27.420 --> 01:04:28.420
Where's the Red Dudecast?

01:04:28.420 --> 01:04:30.320
Is it on the Stand Up New York network?

01:04:30.640 --> 01:04:31.160
It's in the air.

01:04:31.380 --> 01:04:32.660
It's like, it's whatever you wanted in the cloud.

01:04:32.660 --> 01:04:33.100
Thanks so much.

01:04:33.260 --> 01:04:34.020
I appreciate that.

01:04:34.100 --> 01:04:34.560
Are we cool?

01:04:34.720 --> 01:04:35.740
Because I wanna go camping with you.

01:04:35.840 --> 01:04:36.480
We're the most cool.

01:04:36.680 --> 01:04:36.780
We're cool.

01:04:36.780 --> 01:04:37.180
I'm so cool.

01:04:37.340 --> 01:04:38.040
Because you didn't look at me

01:04:38.040 --> 01:04:39.160
for the last half of the show.

01:04:39.180 --> 01:04:40.120
I had to sometimes.

01:04:40.320 --> 01:04:40.800
No, I understand.

01:04:41.020 --> 01:04:41.160
Range.

01:04:41.240 --> 01:04:43.700
But I couldn't help but see

01:04:43.700 --> 01:04:44.560
that you were looking at Mike.

01:04:44.620 --> 01:04:45.080
We'll never do that.

01:04:45.200 --> 01:04:46.420
You just don't manipulate me

01:04:46.420 --> 01:04:47.780
because I'm opening my heart to you.

01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:49.240
Bro, I'm always vulnerable.

01:04:49.380 --> 01:04:50.160
Bro, no shields ever.

01:04:50.280 --> 01:04:52.660
Everybody, check out Exposing the Big Three

01:04:52.660 --> 01:04:54.620
on Facebook, Exposing the Big Three,

01:04:55.080 --> 01:04:57.180
THRE, if you wanna learn about 9-Eleven,

01:04:57.600 --> 01:04:59.520
Sandy Hook, and the Boston Bombam.

01:04:59.620 --> 01:05:01.300
In case you went to the Big Three

01:05:01.300 --> 01:05:01.740
on Facebook.

01:05:02.300 --> 01:05:02.480
The Big Three.

01:05:03.320 --> 01:05:05.260
No, people don't make the number three.

01:05:05.680 --> 01:05:06.320
The number three.

01:05:06.440 --> 01:05:06.940
All right.

01:05:07.260 --> 01:05:10.040
Follow me on Twitter at I am Mike Cannon.

01:05:10.260 --> 01:05:12.200
Also, watch The Weed News every single Thursday.

01:05:12.960 --> 01:05:13.860
Thanks for those views.

01:05:13.860 --> 01:05:14.200
Yeah, Weed News.

01:05:14.500 --> 01:05:15.460
Listen, I'm gonna be at.

01:05:15.700 --> 01:05:15.820
Hey, hey.

01:05:15.820 --> 01:05:17.620
The last episode, you didn't even discuss weed.

01:05:17.880 --> 01:05:18.060
Hey.

01:05:18.280 --> 01:05:18.580
I know.

01:05:18.740 --> 01:05:21.580
I just, it's basically turned into kind of just Stand Up.

01:05:22.480 --> 01:05:23.060
I know.

01:05:23.260 --> 01:05:24.080
You have to discuss weed.

01:05:24.200 --> 01:05:24.700
There's plenty to discuss.

01:05:24.700 --> 01:05:26.760
I talked about how weed affects my life.

01:05:26.760 --> 01:05:29.020
Okay, well why don't you talk about the medical benefits?

01:05:29.200 --> 01:05:29.520
Never mind.

01:05:29.740 --> 01:05:30.920
I do, all the time.

01:05:31.060 --> 01:05:33.400
There's only fucking so much you can talk about that.

01:05:33.720 --> 01:05:34.540
Well, it's the best.

01:05:34.780 --> 01:05:36.720
Do you know that you can make batteries from hemp?

01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:38.660
Yeah, I talked about that on the show.

01:05:38.780 --> 01:05:40.120
Oh, suck it.

01:05:41.620 --> 01:05:42.280
Check me out.

01:05:42.280 --> 01:05:42.560
Thank you guys.

01:05:42.840 --> 01:05:43.520
Don't talk to Tim.

01:05:43.600 --> 01:05:43.900
Hold on.

01:05:44.140 --> 01:05:44.620
Thank you, everybody.

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Suck it.

01:05:45.460 --> 01:05:46.160
So, I'll catch you next week.