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Tell you something about the space station It's only really there in your imagination

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That thing ain't real, it's science fiction It's there to feed your space addiction

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Those astronauts are not in space It's written all over their stupid face

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See, I can spot a lie from a hundred miles And I can spot a fraud from the way they

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smile Didn't you learn nothing from the fake moon

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Don't miss a night puppet show from President Nixon

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Well listen up, they're doing it again, it seems

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Check out the harnesses and green screens I used to work a lot in film and TV

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I know a bit about the television trickery To create the illusion that you're summer,

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that you're not A green screen is what you're gonna use a lot

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Or if you wear a harness and attach it to the ceiling

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The illusion that you're floating is what they'll be believing

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All you're watching is a puppet show Yeah, the whole world's a stage

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Astronauts, they're actors of course And yeah, they all get paid

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Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space No, you're not, you're lying to the human race

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So let me tell you something about a zero-g plane This thing flies up and then down again

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Some weird stuff happens if you're on the inside

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You start to float as the plane takes a dive Simply add an actor that's trained to deceive

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And you got yourself an astronaut or so you believe

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Plane flies up and that's everyone's Cuban action

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We got some deceiving to do

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Plane flies down and then everyone knows To start the ISS live show

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Floating in a plane with zero-g But you only see astronauts on your TV

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All you're watching is a puppet show Yeah, the whole world's a stage

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Astronauts, they're actors of course And yeah, they all get paid

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Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space No, you're not, you're lying to the human race

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Well, another thing I noticed when I looked at these fools

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They're filming spacewalks in buoyancy pools

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NASA's gonna tell you that it's just for training

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To practice for space station maintaining

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Well, I thought about that, but if that's the case

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Then why the hell can I see bubbles in space?

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Take a hard look at the next spacewalk And tell me if you can see bubbles at all

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Open your eyes, man, I'll bet you a quarter

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Those spacewalks are filmed underwater I can see space bubbles everywhere

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Hey, NASA, how the hell did those get there?

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All you're watching is a puppet show Yeah, the whole world's a stage

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Astronauts, they're actors of course And yeah, they all get paid

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Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space No, you're not, you're lying to the human race

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So when you see an astronaut aboard the ISS Take another look at your TV set

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They're pretty good at faking So you gotta look close

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Pay some attention to the way the actor floats

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If you ask me, that ain't zero gravity But Hollywood effects that I see on my TV

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Take a good look at the whole damn thing These lying bastards are just puppets on the string

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It's all a big science fiction puppet show

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The game's up, NASA, because we all know

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Thanks for the show, NASA, it's been a blast

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Now take your fake station and shove it up your...

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All you're watching is a puppet show Yeah, the whole world's a stage

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Astronauts, they're actors of course And yeah, they all get paid

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Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space No, you're not, you're lying to the human race

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All you're watching is a puppet show Yeah, the whole world's a stage

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Astronauts, they're just actors of course And yeah, they all get paid

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Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space No, you're not, you're lying to the whole human race

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Man, all you're watching is a puppet show Yeah, the whole world's a stage

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Astronauts, they're actors of course And yeah, they all get paid

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Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space No, you're not, you're lying to the whole human race

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All you're watching is a puppet show Yeah, the whole world's a stage

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Astronauts, they're just actors of course